July 31st, 11.14: wants to organise your parties and events! Balloons, clowns and hit-you-with-in-the-face cakes. You love it!! You know it!!

July 31st, 3.24: has actually found worse than a face burning cream & Secret Story at night time… A biblical documentary… Should make one sleepy, shouldn't it? One would think

July 31st, 3.16: tried a new face cream and is no bozo the burning clown and its past 3am, watching Secret Story, no sleep… Can it get better than this?

July 31st, 2.03: is going to resist the Skippy chunky call, sort out her business cards once and for all and maybe, if still enough energy after all that… sleep!

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July 30th, 12.56: is grateful for all the “fall in love with me stranger” proposals. Will think about it and get back to you at Christmas time! More romantic!

July 30th, 2.32: wants to be in love with a stranger… Or maybe that's just because she can't sleep and has nothing else to think about at half past 2 in the morning

July 30th, 1.48: is hiding in her apartment, barricaded from evil!

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July 29th, 12.49: is quite upset about last night’s news. Where can a girl feel safe? Apparently not by her own house at 10pm with a group of men walking by…

July 29th, 1.15: just found out a girl got rapped by her house. Living in the 16th is not as chic and fabulous as everyone assumes it to be but rather dangerous and even dodgy

July 29th, 1.03: is home after a lovely evening out in Paris… Now what? It’s 1am… time to sleep or to get sleepless?

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July 28th, 14.06: looking through the World Wide Web to find the perfect job, that’s what she’s doing right now! You have the perfect offer for her? Great!! Come forward!

July 28th, 1.01: is fed up being tired and a blink away from sleep then wake up and feel ready to start her day at 1am instead of ending the former

July 28th, 0.30: thinks you should follow your heart, but be quiet for a while first. Ask questions, then feel the answers

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July 27th, 22.13: had an unexpectedly good day in the Marais. Just got home wanting to go back out there… All these people and warm weather make her want a cocktail!

July 27th, 13.15: says breakfast is why she gets up in the morning. Her definition stops here! Brunch is why she gets up on Sunday noon!

July 27th, 3.24: wanted to go to bed early. Never happened! Back from the Bagatelle woods, redbull’d up and off to lala land!

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July 26th, 23.07: was pj’d and on her way to bed, now somehow heading to the woods… On Bagatelle duty!

July 26th, 21.39: is staying in tonight! Yes! In! On her sofa! Yes! No drinking! Yes! She’s loving it!

July 26th, 15.09: got her sleep, missed her lunch, broke a zip and is about to try very hard not to kick someone’s ass!

July 26th, 3.30: is advising, do not be misled! Starting to believe most signs are misleading and bad company corrupts good character!

July 26th, 2.52: is starting her 3rd year of TDiP! Thank you all for another fabulous year!!

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July 25th, 18.22: is lacking sleep. After 4 hours sleep last night, just got up from an attempted nap. Even faked a snore to pretend… Didn't work… Tough night ahead!

July 25th, 12.16: chatted on the phone like a schoolgirl till almost 6am. Hates the phone since 10am. Up too early for human kind to attend lunch then total collaps-ation!

July 25th, 3.06: thinks that if history repeats itself and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning form experience…

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July 24th, 20.17: is quite sure that a drink a day keeps the shrink away!

July 24th, 19.46: is wondering if she’s walking to you in everything she does…

July 24th, 1.48: thinks all deception in the course of life is indeed nothing else but a lie reduced to practice

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July 23rd, 14.15: is wondering, since we can all read the writing on the wall, why do we just assume it’s addressed to someone else?

July 23rd, 13.40: thinks sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

July 23rd, 2.31: is having a severe headache, probably from all that wine & too much unnecessary drama. No more of it… Obviously don't mean the wine!

July 23rd, 2.04: thinks we can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs… Or maybe it’s just the wine talking

July 23rd, 1.52: thinks we can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs…

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July 22nd, 16.41: is wondering if it’s worth all the drama… The thing is; would it be as exciting without any at all? Although, less is more isn’t it?

July 22nd, 1am: thinks we're all a bit broken inside since our childhood days & as adults, we keep on breaking others… Why is that?

July 22nd, 0.37: is a bit schizo at times… at night times!

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July 21st, 22.53: is going to work on her new personification in bed! Hopefully by tomorrow morning she’ll wake up smarter and personified!

July 21st, 18.46: needs to “personify” herself if she wants to walk the talk!

July 21st, 14.58: needs someone to take some of the punches for her just for a while. Tired of taking it all

July 21st, 11.06: has the events, may have a site, doesn’t have the name and out of coffee

July 21st, 1.38: is ready to kill someone in exchange of sleep!!

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July 20th, 23.26: was tired at a reasonable hour and now, when it’s time for bed, she is of course all awake… what else?

July 20th, 21.26: is growing sleepy while lying still on her sofa… At 9pm. Maximum social, drinking capacity reached!

July 20th, 19.50: thinks men grow most tired when staying still!

July 20th, 5.32: had a fabulous night! This may be the time to maybe go sleep on all the fabulousness and expect some more tomorrow

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July 19th, 13.29: thinks courtship consists of a number of odd attentions, not so pointed as to be understood, nor so vague as not to be understood…

July 19th, 11.08: suspects it may not be the best of things to wake up moody… Is it? Today will be a long… Long day…

July 19th, 3.12: thinks no one should settle for less and if you’re disappointed by someone… let it go and go on to the next. Life is too short to wait around and see what happens

July 19th, 3.01: is back home from a night out with nice friends, a couple of silly men, no taxis and new friends met at a station and finally, bed oh bed!

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July 18th, 21.39: thinks that history teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives

July 18th, 8.09: thought she'd get a table… Got a big heavy box instead. What's the point in getting non Ikea furniture if you have to work on it yourself… Tool power!

July 18th, 7.58: is trying hard not to fall back asleep but considering last night, tonight and tomorrow, she hates table delivery companies.

July 18th, 7.39: is proud of the clock… 7.40… Seen it? Proud of her?… Don’t mock this status!

July 18th, 1.59: asks if you bite your nails? It’s a bad habit! People always tell you that the eyes are the windows to the soul. Bullshit, it’s your hands, that’s the sign of a lady

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July 17th, 13.05: thinks one half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it. Right now it’s her diet!

July 17th, 10.45: is thinking… What is reason? What is bed? What is reason out of bed? Or is it in? Daylight… Or is it just light? Oh thoughts…

July 17th, 2.59: is in bed, awake at 3am (what else?) watching Secret Story and asking herself, but why? Seriously, why!??

July 17th, 1.47: thinks she’ll need to recover out in the country quite soon if this goes on. Cows, sheep, bugs and nature, no booze and only fruit!

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July 16th, 11.37: thinks that when people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch!

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July 15th, 22.44: is pathetic! After a fair amount of alcohol and cheeseburgers over the past few days, she wants a glass of champagne and a burger… Addicted! To bed now! Hide!

July 15th, 21.52: can’t really decide if what she’s feeing is melancholy or simply pure physical exhaustion

July 15th, 19.08: is staying in tonight. Social strike French style!

July 15th, 9.31: is up so early the milkman has not even gone by…

July 15th, 1.53: thinks getting drunk on Bastille day with British friends, listening to British music is the way to do things! Do it in style!

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July 14th, 19: is getting ready for dinner, drinks, fireworks and a whole lot of mess!

July 14th, 12.49: wonders what it is about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

July 14th, 1.29: thinks insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking of not thinking

July 14th, 1.17: spent a year in Fontainebleau, one Sunday!

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July 13th, 2.20: feels like the hangover became part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta

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July 12th, 13.11: suggest swallowing a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day

July 12th, 12.27: is trying to figure out if 6 hours of sleep are enough or if it's a Saturday rule to get some more. Deep thought, isn't it!?

July 12th, 5.54: is back home. 6am, a few drinks, a burger, nice friends, a small disappointment and no sleep while Paris is waking up all over again…

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July 11th, 19.51: is not really surprised that penguins mate for life. They all look the same. It’s not like they’re going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday

July 11th, 13.31: is wondering if melancholy is simply the pleasure of being sad…

July 11th, 10.58: thinks a man is a very small thing, the night is very large and the morning is just very blurry…

July 11th, 3.01: wants to knock on heavens door and have god, an old nice bearded man, open up and tell her a bed time story

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July 10th, 19.57: is doing everything her mother taught her not to do since forever! Point at people and put them in boxes!

July 10th, 16.29: has been labelling the world since this morning! We all out labels on everyone! It’s in our DNA! Shame there’s no technical export system on to FB

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July 9th, 12.58: knows a bad day from a good one when she puts on a bra backwards and it fits better!

July 9th, 10.03: Is in bed with her eyes somewhat open, however maybe she should take a little nap before getting up

July 9th, 1.59: thinks some men dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. She’s dreaming of accomplishing sleep before 3am!

July 9th, 0.34: is shutting up and counting backwards!

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July 8th, 21.15: can’t help being thirsty, moving towards the voice of champagne

July 8th, 9.37: is up and even on her way out and the clock has not yet ticket 10am. She’s the queen of the world!

July 8th, 2.15: is counting sheep, cows & dogs yet still no sign of sleep! What does it take... Counting frogs too? She sees too many of those day time to count them at night

July 8th, 1.45: needs to sleep! Sleep! Needs it! Sleep!… Will repeating it work?

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July 7th, 22.33: is wondering, is settling down the same as settling for…

July 7th, 14.27: thinks that when things mean a great deal to you, exciting anticipation just isn’t safe!

July 7th, 12.26: doesn’t feel old. Doesn’t feel anything till noon. Then it’s time for her nap!

July 7th, 10.29: thinks a morning without coffee is like sleep…

July 7th, 1.24: thinks the best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning!... or was it noon!?

July 7th, 0.21: thinks that if you wait for it, it will never come! If it doesn’t come, don’t wait around for it; just go get something else!!

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July 6th, 23.12: thinks it is foolish to postpone enjoyment of your life until you are more successful, more secure, or more loved than you are today

July 6th, 13.27: thinks the time for action is now! It’s never too late to do something… like head out and be on time for brunch!

July 6th, 11.53: thinks this may be a fabulous Sunday! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and all that jazz and she’s having a great hair day!!

July 6th, 9.17: is up way too early after having gone to bed way too late.. Where is this world going? It's all up side down!

July 6th, 0.49: thinks sleep is like a unicorn – it is rumoured to exist, but she doubts she will see any…

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July 5th, 11.17: thinks fish is nice, but then she thinks that rain is wet, so who is she to judge?

July 5th, 10.10: is in bed thinking of the potentiality of getting out of it but why? It's raining! May just watch Dr House with hot coco & wool socks

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July 4ty, 23.12: thinks there is nothing so pathetic as a bore who claims attention – and gets it!

July 4th, 18.06: is craving pizza and it's not even midnight.. Where is she going wrong?

July 4th, 18.04: is looking at her phone and ordering it to ring… Wishful thinking or teenager stupidity?

July 4th, 17.57: is not expecting it to happen but if it did, it would be so unexpectedly nice… Wouldn’t it? Expectations, friend or foe?

July 4th, 12.19: think that expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you’re a vegetarian!

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July 3rd, 18.47: is even more determined to say that as she grows older, she pays less attention to what men say. She just watches what they do… and when they don’t…

July 3rd, 11.56: has reached the conclusion that as she grows older, she pays less attention to what men say. She just watches what they do!

July 3rd, 1.25: is watching Ingrid Betancourt as a free woman & is thinking, if it can take a miracle 6 years to happen, anything can! Even happiness!

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July 2nd, 23.45: thinks people who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart

July 2nd, 11.37: is off her cat duty and back into her life duty in her own home, fish free!

July 2nd, 2.19: is contemplating her parents walls past 2am while the kitty is snoring on her legs. Why don’t cats get insomnia’s! Solidarity!

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July 1st, 22.28: thinks that in matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity is the vital thing!

July 1st, 10.25: is tired and it’s only 10am! Tired of playing games, overanalysing, waiting… It feels like it’s all being put on hold. Too old for this! Where did simple go?

June 30th, 14.05: wonders how a woman can be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being!

June 30th, 11.16: is red. Red hair, red back, red attitude!

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June 29th, 11.30: is done being a bunny and is now slightly hung over and sleep depraved, getting ready to picnic under the clouds

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June 28th, 17.09: is concentrating hard on waking up from her zombie state or Playboy will be more of a deadboy!

June 28th, 14: is nowhere near going out and being social… Blame it on champagne!

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June 27th, 19.56: has been in and out of the cold all over Paris with McDreamy!

June 27th 11.09: is doing the boiling fish thing again… Kind of stinky all that vapour so early in the day

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June 26th, 1 0.03: is stuck with a cat, boiled fish before 9am and already a small scratch. She’s too nice!

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June 25th, 17.51: is not allowed to go near a shop ever again!!! Any kind of shop!! Even a butcher!! Who knows, maybe she’ll buy a steak just cause it goes well with her purse!

June 25th, 9.37: cannot go near shops today! Cannot go near shops today! Can not go near shops today!… (Wishful thinking)

June 25th, 2.18: is still reading the time… It’s 2.17am… Missing the days where sleeping was as easy as eating a chocolate bar without feeling guilty!

June 25th, 1.40: is reading the time… It’s 1.42am… What else?

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June 24th, 21.15: will pick a theme and work it to exhaustion… the subject must be something she truly loves and truly hates!

June 24th, 11.32: is wondering. They say if you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk. What happens when he runs?

June 24th, 10.23: thinks it’s a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young

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June 23rd, 23.06: thinks alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy, doesn’t it!?

June 23rd, 11.40: thinks a friend is one who takes you to lunch even if you’re not tax deductible!

June 23rd, 0.43: thinks cats have it all – Admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it!

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June 22nd, 20.47: thinks winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat

June 22nd, 13.37: wonders if it would be shameful to state that she has just woken up! Even god would sleep in on Sunday wouldn’t he?

June 22nd, 4.26: is capturing crocodiles and tigers in Africa past 4am instead of sleeping deepy in her bed in Paris

June 22nd, 3.49: has managed with her great partner in (crêpe) crime to make her way back home through the crowd, the heat and the music in this cab less city of Paris!

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June 21st, 14.04: has found the secret to perfect life; live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink champagne in the wild air!

June 21st, 11.31: wants sun and warmth! If she won’t get any today, on this official summer day, she’s going on strike! After all, she lives in France!

June 21st, 11.05: is wondering if the sun outside is simply a mirage…

June 21st, 0.16: is not really going to sleep. She’s just going to meditate on unconsciousness!

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June 20th, 22.03: is guessing that only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday!

June 20th, 10.42: comes in limited edition! Numbered copies only, and so far, only one is available!

June 20th, 4.04: is back home after a fabulous night at the Echelle followed by a fabulous cheeseburger at the pub and now finally in bed. May be time eh!?

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June 19th, 20.22: claims there are only two times when she drinks champagne. When she is alone and when she’s with someone else

June 19th, 14.53: sometimes lays awake at night, and asks, “Where have I gone wrong” Then a voice says to her, “This is going to take more then one night!”

June 19th, 12.29: is too shy to admit she... No, she can't say... But... No, it's too silly to share

June 19th, 3.36: is begging of you to help her get tired before the clock hits 4am… She won’t push it to sleep, just tired! Maybe this is the time to start believing in god and pray!

June 19th, 2.25: will not be your steppingstone. Take it all, or leave her alone!

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June 18th, 20.23: thinks the only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse!

June 18th, 13.30: says that in just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday…

June 18th, 11.10: has counted pigs, even tried stripping off zebras of their stripes, then ended up counting the minutes till her alarm block ordered her to get up. Now it's time to count the coffee grains in a bucket!

June 18th, 2.07: is still up counting endless sheep and pigs but no use. The other farm animals are gathering around. Maybe the cow will do the trick

June 18th, 1.34: can’t sleep. Thinking of sheep and pigs but no use. May as well do the whole zoo

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June 17th, 23.59: thinks if you go parachuting and your parachute doesn’t open and your friends are all watching you fall, a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming

June 17th, 22.05: thinks football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers… (Euro 2008 France – Italy is on)

June 17th, 11.45: thinks the finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this so the question is, will it be a dress or jeans?

June 17th, 1.58: is in bed sleepless thinking too much about things people do, don't do, promise & don't keep… The usual girl thoughts at 2am

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June 16th, 23.58: thinks the hardest job kids are facing today is learning good manners without seeing any!!

June 16th, 12.05: thinks the average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible!

June 16th, 1.16: is wondering, did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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June 15th, 11.45: is not quite sure but if you ask her maybe she will... But then again, maybe she won't. Sunday's are tricky days in a woman's mind

June 15th, 8.25: is wondering what in her brain has triggered the function of opening her eyes so early on Sunday morning. Hoping it will trigger the closing of the eyes again too!

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June 14th, 18.34: thinks that to receive everything, one must open one’s hands and give. She has to learn to give less and receive in exchange

June 14th, 13.01: thinks difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer

June 14th, 11.40: thinks there comes a point in every woman’s life where some decisions need to be taken! Today is one of those moments… where she has decided to get out of bed!

June 14th, 2.34: is amazed at how people can piss her off past 2am when they should either be out drinking, sleeping or doing all but! And it all went so well, so close to sleeping!

June 14th, 1.39: was tired, stayed up, now no longer sleepy. Wondering why she can’t be normal; feel tired, go to sleep, just like be hungry; go eat (that one she rarely forgets)

June 14th, 0.06: thought she knew better but ends out she doesn’t. Do we really know it all? Those who think they know her well from all this, don’t be fooled!

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June 13th, 19.39: is at the train station saying goodbye to an Italian hub... Why do they come and go?

June 13th, 9.36: thinks without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds

June 13th, 8.22: had a sleepless night in bed... Too much "fabulous" all over the place maybe. Next time she'll just shut her trap and take a pill. Needs to be belle for her bô!

June 13th, 1.09: is back home from a fabulous evening with fabulous people in a fabulous place! Tomorrow will be a fabulous day with a fabulous man all over Paris!

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June 12th, 22.10: almost went white tonight but then decided to opt for a more fashion creative night at the Galliera

June 12th, 11.18: is laughing… “Three” wise men – are you serious?

June 12th, 0.10: is longing for something simple and genuine, with just a hint of neurosis

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June 11th, 19.36: thinks maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them

June 11th, 13.03: has a lifetime appointment and intends to serve it. She expects to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband!

June 11th, 11.06: thinks if you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop the story… how about here and now?

June 11th, 10.26: is thinking. Dress or pants. Shoes or sandals.. Yes, not very deep but sometimes you just don't want to overwork your brain.. Even under work it some

June 11th, 1.38: often wants to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men – at least they can try

June 11th, 1.02: is asking herself, bed or not bed, tea or not tea, give up on men or continue playing… what a night…

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June 10th, 20.01: is about to go do something she really shouldn’t and is not a very chic chick move, but what fun is it to always do the right things at the right time!

June 10th, 11.50: never carry’s a grudge when having arguments with people. You know why? While you’re carrying a grudge, they’re out dancing!

June 10th, 10.27: thinks it is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Just saying…

June 10th, 10.02: is completely addicted to Duffy's "Mercy"… Better that than shoe shopping, don't you agree!?

June 10th, 9.33: is thinking if to get up or compensate for all the hours spent awake all night straight away instead of tonight… What would Yoda suggest?

June 10th, 5.36: has been burning off calories from all the moving around in bed. She probably moved 10 times around the sun till now but still no sleep. Maybe she should try another planet!

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June 9th, 23.28: is in bed before midnight… May be the wine, the men talk, the sun or simply the fact she’s tired… But that just sounds too boring!

June 9th, 21.08: has been in a Marais cafe for the past hours drinking and talking men, life, men... Men, with her friend and feeling fabulous! And god invented girl friends!

June 9th, 12.23: is wondering if she has to get all over excited over France – Romania tonight or if it’s enough to pretend and go have a cocktail instead

June 9th, 10.58: is fully agreeing with Buddha when he says “What we think, we become”. She thinks she is up and out of bed and poof, so she is!

June 9th, 2.12: is done "Mercy"ing with Duffy but is still awake watching cigarette dealers on tv.. Even that doesn't work on her sleep. She may try fishing & hunting..

June 9th, 1.44: is releasing her week’s stress by dancing like a crazy insomniac in bed to Duffy’s “Mercy”… A way like any other wouldn’t you say!?

June 9th, 1.19: is still under mild shock. It’s even comic in a very pathetic way. Things people can bring themselves to say and don’t even realise it.

June 9th, 0.36: thinks the important thing in writing is the capacity to astonish. Not shock – shock is a worn out word – but astonish!

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June 8th, 21.30: has found a radical way to kick her bad days in the ass! Spend quality time with quality friends that make you smile and feel good! Skippy free!

June 8th, 12.41: is seriously asking you; is there an expiration date on bad days cause 4 is now seriously more then enough! Her system is even rejecting all Nutella & champagne!

June 8th, 12: wants to run to a land far, far away and won’t be asking “are we there yet?” She needs the ride and the distance! Lots of distance from everything she knows!

June 8th, 2.18: believes that one aspect of serendipity is to bear in mind that you have to be looking for something in order to find something else…

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June 7th, 15.01: quotes a wise man who said “be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be”. Today she pretends to be on top of the world and happy!

June 7th, 12.03: wants to believe that it’s all about to do or do not do… There is no try!

June 7th, 11.48: is asking; to get out of bed or stay in bed and watch bad TV while eating good chocolate? Chocolate won't harm your soul. It's your best friend! It loves you and is there for you!

June 7th, 2.33: feels like she's falling on a concrete sky… Despite the quantities of the much needed drinks, she's still falling hard! Is there an expiration date on bad days?

June 7th, 2.04: feels like she’s falling on a concrete sky…

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June 6th, 19.06: is stuck in a joyless rut and can’t motivate herself out of it! Sometimes she too, needs an emotional crutch! Can’t serve 24/24!

June 6th, 17.47: is determined to go from pathetically joyless to fabulous and stunning and great you all @ the Purple Club tonight for a big cognac fest!

June 6th, 11.29: may take advice from the wise that said; “relationships are hard to tame. Prada has never broken my heart before. Don’t cry. Buy a bag and get over it!”

June 6th, 1.57: thinks there are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing jelly to a tree for example

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June 5th, 18.58: is digging into her low fat Skippy chunky peanut jar… Bad move! Bad sign! Bad girl!! Someone, please save her with a drink!!

June 5th, 18.39: thinks god made women beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

June 5th, 12.33: thinks all mothers should pass on the lesson to their daughters. Cliché or not; “he’s just not that into you!”… It should be written in schoolbooks!

June 5th, 11.14: thought that when you slept off a bad day a good day came along. She's in bed with no will to test the theory by getting up… What if it's wrong?

June 5th, 1.38: is sure that whoever said alcohol was bad for you was either a fool or a liar!! Better have champagne than an aspirin!

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June 4th: where did this day go???

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June 3rd, 22: wonders how much of human life is lost in waiting! Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is a lot of suffering!

June 3rd, 15.22: believes music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life! Today is spring cleaning day!!

June 3rd, 0.22: is officially on the other side of the year but as decided last weekend, she’ll be sticking to last year just a bit longer!

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June 2nd, 18.38: has discovered the secret of staying young; live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!… Her age?? Why 28 of course!!!

June 2nd, 13.15: thinks birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

June 2nd, 8.26: is not 33, she's eighteen with 15 years experience and a 3 hour sleep night... We'll see how her youth deals with this by early pm

June 2nd, 4.29: is not 33, she’s eighteen with 15 years experience and a first night with no sleep!

June 2nd, 2.02: is not 33, she’s eighteen with 15 years experience!

June 2nd, 0.41: is sad cause Yves Saint Laurent just died!! It's the end of an era… And a new one for her!

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June 1st, 13.48: is thanking you all for coming Thursday night to the SEX & THE CITY party at LE 66 and making it such a fabulous event: http://tiny.cc/LEMa8

June 1st, 12.22: has reached 1975 FB friends, a day before her birthday, year 1975. Is this a sign? She's looking for signs so anything will do!!

June 1st, 10.07: thinks sometimes when she talks, her words can’t keep up with her thoughts. She wonders why we think faster than we speak… Probably so we can think twice

June 1st, 0.36: reveals the secret of happiness, let your interests be as wide as possible and your reactions to the things and persons that interest you b as far as possible friendly rather than hostile

Mai 31st, 8.47: is up ridiculously early on a Saturday! Needs a basket of pastries, juice, coffee & a hug!

Mai 31st, 2.35: has decided that this year she won’t be celebrating her birthday. This year she’ll remain a year younger and just as innocent.

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Mai 30th, 23.21: thinks explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible

Mai 30th, 18.39: thinks some days are not made for getting out of bed and going on with business. Or maybe some people are not worthy of that effort

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Mai 29th, 8.52: had a strict Dr order to stay home. Is this a way to spend the last days of her..25 (what else) year old existence? This is not the fabulousness she aspires for!

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Mai 28th, 17.03: is getting ready for tomorrow night’s SATC night. Don’t forget to PRINT the FLYER on the EVENT to get IN!

Mai 28th, 14.03: is home again. In bed again! With a pounding head again! Does this torture even end??

Mai 28th, 9.03: is advising to follow Dr’s orders!! If Dr tells you “Stay home” then stay home and don’t try to play superheroes!! Result, you suffer openly at your desk instead of privately in bed!

Mai 28th, 8.49: is concluding that even with an overdose of the drugs she got (yes, he overdosed her) even iron man wouldn’t have resisted… So why is she?

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Mai 27th, 21.47: is going to bed like a 9 year old baby girl at 9pm. Hopefully she’ll be brand new in the morning! With all these drugs taken even an elephant would be!

Mai 27th, 18.56: has been on house arrest since this morning. Dr’s orders! Got bored and just finished a whole ice cream box. Handmade Italian so she can feel less bad about it!

Mai 27th, 8.43: is wishing upon a doctor to make her better for right now… Or even better, for yesterday!

Mai 27th, 2.57: has a mini bastard inside her ear who is hitting her with an ice stick, or at least that’s the feeling of it. This is not getting better!!!

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Mai 26th, 21.50: is about to continue her day’s activity. Sleep! And this, until the morning where she prays (please god) to feel better if not perfect!

Mai 26th, 19.44: thought that when you stay in to sleep, drink water, eat soup, eat veggies & fruit, cold goes away… Still waiting dammit!!

Mai 26th, 16.32: thought sleeping and resting made the cold go away… Guess when you have a SATC party to organise the same week, it doesn't!

Mai 26th, 12.15: will be sniffy at home in bed this afternoon! If you need to contact her, please send her a (sweet) note!

Mai 26th, 7.52: is being good and getting up but wonders how long she will last with this cold that has grown on her

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Mai 25th, 23.30: is in bed, tired of this day. Her cold, her mood, the lack of what should be… Maybe tomorrow will be a better day

Mai 25th, 19.29: thinks she may be having the zsa zsa zsu and wonders if there’s a switch-off button or if drama is a necessary part of the process…

Mai 25th, 17.56: is pissed about her pounding head, unworthy people and a wasted Sunday! If anyone out there wants to speak to her today, advice to you – don’t!
Mai 25th, 17.36: is on her sofa on her one day off with a bitching head ache since last night and an urge to say bad things about some people!

Mai 25th, 8.14: will be spending her only free day this week in bed with an horrific cold! This was not in the plan for her 1 day w/e!!

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Mai 24th, 22.14: is in bed with a feverish headache, backache, shivers&a burning throat. That is called post seminar saturday night.

Mai 24th, 21.31: Sandra is back home after a 2 day intensive work seminar out in nature and is about to sleep for the next 15-20 hours!! After that, may nap!

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Mai 23rd, 1.20: is off to a 2 day work (yes, on a w/e) seminar in less then 7 hours so good night and see you when I'm done VTT'ing and conference'ing and such!

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May 22nd, 9.03: is advising... stay away from her when she goes nut-nut!! It may rub off!

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May 21st, 12.40: is wondering... wwhy can't it be so simple!... Or maybe we are the ones making simple things more complicated

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May 20th, 15.09: is trying to resist getting up for what will be her 4th cup of coffee since this morning, or was it 5th? or maybe the 6th? Well, an 8th is needed!!!

May 20th, 8.56: is up and getting all pretty for the day... Or maybe just the end of it if this morning's prettiness will magically last

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May 19th, 22.51: is on her way to bed. Needs her beauty sleep desperately!! Even before 11pm

May 19th, 18.48: knows what she will be doing tonight. Say hello to parents. Say hello to her still-closed-suitcase. Leave suitcase close and say hello to bed until the morning!

May 19th, 14.56: doesn't have much to say today but thought she'd say that anyways...

May 19th, 8.40: is up, dressed, fed, bag ready and on her way to work! You know, that office they have no sea in nor falafel stands and freshly pressed juice!

May 19th, 2.30: is in bed, exhausted, sad and no sleep! It's the action junky lullaby

May 19th, 2.27: is in bed, exhausted, sad and no sleep! Making this coming day free hug day!

May 19th, 1.50: is back in Paris. 30 min flight delay, 10°C less plus rain and 5 hours before and work in less than 7 hours! Welcome back to the real world!

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May 18th, 7.03: thinks its a crime to wake someone up on their holiday at 7 in the morning! Sue them! Sue them all!... And bring her one black coffee

May 18th, 12.03: is watching a sad romantic movie in bed with brownie snoring on the floor next to her & feeling nostalgic.. Love oh love

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May 17th, 11.20: thinks u can take a girl out of the beach but u can't take the beach out of the girl! Hopefully it'll apply to food as well (take the girl out of the food)

May 17th, 23.19: thinks you can take a girl out of the beach but you not take the beach out of the girl!.. Hopefully it will apply for the food here as well (take the girl out of the food only!)

May 17th, 23: is in bed red like a shrimp & freckled like a tiger. Tomorrow some more sun then the french balagan

May 17th, 13.29: is baking in the sun like there is no tomorrow.. Or at least sun in paris

May 17th, 8.49: is waking up and its 9.40. She just made her proud! Maybe today will be a great day for mankind and herself!

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May 16th, 23.02: is hoping to improve her freckle situation tomorrow... After that it all goes down hill. Need to show off something when back in Paris!

May 16th, 17.44: saw the sea, smelled the sea, almost reached to the sea, yet didn't go to the sea.... Now is sad!

May 16th, 7.52: is off kids for a while! Why don't they come with sleep-no-screams-before-8am manuals?? Need a vacation after this vacation! Can't wait to sleep in on the 25th/5!

May 16th, 0.11: is quite deaf after tonight. As the old saying goes "I'm not blind miss james, just deaf"...

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May 15th, 18.39: is getting ready for a TDiTLV at Zizitripo! Honestly... she secretly wishes she could sleep for a year before being social!

May 15th, 13.56: is back home from a baby ride and going back out on an adult one... Wondering when the stars and the moon go to sleep... Her bed time too!

May 15th, 6.26: is up since 6am. Next 'grace matinée' (past 8am) is scheduled for Sunday 25/5. She doesn't believe in god, but may he be with her!!

May 15th, 0.26: is realising she has issues spelling since she got here.. May be the air, the sea, the crying babies & early wake ups or just too much eating!

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May 14th, 7.52: is thining it's time for dinner!!! Have Italian food in a country of Houmous and falafel's is a sin. Tonight she will sin!

May 14th, 17.03: is wondering, how much would Israelis pay her for importing nice, sexy, wearable shoes??? Maybe there's a business here to think about!!

May 14th, 9.30: is on her way out into the world. Coffee, some polution, lunch, dinner and a few drinks in between!

May 14th, 8.14: is up. Maybe should check into ahotel just for one little night, sleep till midday and order room service with the paper!

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May 13th, 21.17: is discovering ice cream all over again... and non stop since 3pm today! If you would taste this specific one, you'd sell your soul to it as well!!!!

May 13th, 11.08: is almost awake. 3rd coffee around. 2 hours of intensive walking.. The sun is my saviour!

May 13th, 8.20: is up again since 8am. Should be forbidden to wake people up when they really should be sleeping till at least 10am then wake up slowly with coffee in bed

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May 12th, 18.09: is suffering from general vacation exhaustion. Shopping, eating, walking, paparazzing and above all... sunbathing!!

May 12th, 7.16: is up since 7am (take away 1 hour and you have it in VF) What else to do in a house full of babies. Instead of a bar tonight, will take a nap!

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May 11th, 22.15: thinks baby Maya is a fabulousl(ly silly) genious who discovered at 21 months that one can jump out of a baby crib... and so she did

May 11th, 8.41: is up since 8am and no she is not at work but with babies (no,she didn't have 2 of them since you last saw her)

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May 10th, 20.49: is amazed at how much food one small person like herself (not if she continues like this she won`t be) can eat! All this Israeli and Iraqi food... god bless!

May 10th, 13.57: is enjoying the sun in a Frecnh café in Tel Aviv. The equivalent of Americans enjoying a Big Mac in a foreign mcDonald's.. Onlymaybe less cliché (no offense)

May 10th, 9.38: is loving Maya again! (Unless u're 1,5 year old, this i'm afraid doesn't concern u but if u're nice though she may change her mind

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May 9th, 23.26: was in love with Maya till Maya refused to go to bed! She'll love her again in the morning!!

May 9th, 21.25: is inlove with Maya. She tells her she loves her, wants to sit on her lap, hold her hand and doesn`t want her to go anywhere!... In love!!

May 9th, 17.38: is thilled that baby Maya wanted to do bubbles in the tub with her rather than mummy Keren. Aunties are so much better for that!!!!

May 9th, 14.52: is at home with a talking baby. This baby knows how to say "I love you" and is less than 2 years old. Adults, learn!! :)

May 9th, 9.14: is up after what feels like a million years of (much needed) sleep. With baby Maya around it's all perfect!

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May 8th, 20.52: is finally going to bed! Been fighting the shutting-down-of-the-eyes for the past 15 hours, falling asleep wherever she sat, now she can finally give in!!!

May 8th, 16.49: has no words to describe her state. Tired is far to soft for her zombie state... 5 coffees did not do the trick so may give up before even 6pm

May 8th, 8.56: woke up yesterday morning 7am in paris and is now lying half dead on a sofa in tel-aviv... dreaming of some much needed sleep!!

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May 7th, 21.26: packed, showered, cooked and ate while painting her toes, got all her papers ready while drying her hair! All that in an hour and half!! Superwoman I am!

Mai 7th, 7.47: is looking at her alarm with horror waiting for the bip bip to go off and thinking of the next 48 hours she has to spend awake… She's getting too old for this.

Mai 7th, 1.11: still has a hard (putting it mildly) time packing. Too many things, not enough days… Or is it the other way around?

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Mai 6th, 22.15: can’t choose among the 7 pairs of shoes, 5 dresses, 5 skirts and endless tops, shirts and t-tanks… What she suffers from is called “crazy”!

Mai 6th, 14.47: is becoming a kick ass pro as far as Curry’s, PC World, Dixon’s, The Link go…

Mai 6th, 8.38: is out of milk. Cereal without milk during the day is called snacking!! Cereal without milk in the morning is called “keep away today or I’ll bite!”

Mai 6th, 4.21: keeps waking up every hour or so with flash thoughts like a flash sale…Thoughts on sale

Mai 6th, 0.25: is back home later then expected but then again, plans are made to be changed and sometimes sweet surprises can come out of that!

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Mai 5th, 8.45: can’t believe she’s back to watching “Télé Matin” on TV every morning. If there’s anything you need to know about dogs, apples or Napoleon, just ask!

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Mai 4th, 23.47: has decided to go to sleep. 23h48, that leaves her with 7 hours and 50 minutes of sleep… And god created Monday mornings!

Mai 4th, 22.34: is wondering if to go to sleep like a good girl or stay up watch Bonnie & Clyde till obviously past midnight… Bad habits. They kick you in the ass!

Mai 4th, 19.48: is back home from the sun and about to do things people do on Sunday’s. If it finishes early enough she may go do things she did on Sundays till now

Mi 4th, 11.52: is wondering now that she’s up, now that the shoes are back in the boxes (don’t ask), now that she’s made her bed… Now what’s next?

Mai 4th, 9.59: is contemplating the ceiling and thinking; to get up or not to get up. That is the question. Cereal or muesli, that is the second one.

Mai 4th, 1.22: is counting sheep that leisurely pass by. One after one; the sound of rain and bees murmuring: the fall of rivers, winds and seas. She has thought of all by turns and yet lies sleepless!

Mai 4th, 0.57: feels that as a woman, it is very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realise she’s the only one in the room with balls!

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Mai 3rd, 19.47: is rediscovering Saturday “duty” shopping… You know, all things you can’t do during the week so you gather in hordes on the Saturday… Exhausting!

Mai 3rd, 2.58: is back home late, tipsy (or maybe slightly more) and not even there to celebrate his birthday with him…Feels sad… or maybe just very tired and ready to go to bed!

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Mai 2nd, 16.04: is quiet isn't she?… Well, pay her 200€ a day and she'll keep your Status Update needs satisfied!!

Mai 2nd, 1.06: is back home. Heading to bed hoping to be able to get up the morning after the first TdiP the 1st week after…

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Mai 1st, 19.51: is advising, do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it… She’s also advising herself to listen to her own advises!

Mai 1st, 18.58: is back home from the cold preparing to welcome the poor little alcoholic lonesome Parisian orphans at the Alcazar in only a few hours!

Mai 1st, 12.45: has found work and received from the city a “contrat de prévoyance obséques”… How is that for motivation??

Mai 1st, 11.19: is still in her PJ, still on the sofa, still wondering what to do today and still in front of her pc nowhere near finding a motivating idea!
Mai 1st, 9.42: is back to her good habits, although better (or worse) than before... Up before 9.30am... So, now what? Mai 1st offers what exactly??

April 30th, 20.50: is home playing “I just started work again and suffering from exhaustion” Swedish film on French TV and early bed time. Perfect plan or perfect plan!?

April 30th, 14.43: is advising never to work quite after lunch either. If you have to work after lunch make sure to take a nap before… Wise words eh!?

April 30th, 8.33: is advising never to work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first!

April 30th, 7.36: is up… Are you up too? Dreamt of munchkins and a yellow brick road. Wonder what that means…

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April 29th, 22.04: is again, on her way to bed at 10pm… quite impressive this “work” thing. Should be prescribed in case of heavy insomnia!

April 29th, 19.43: thinks a coward has no scars… but may have tattoos!

April 29th, 13.44: is having lunch like normal people, lots of coffee like normal people and a tight schedule like normal people… But what is normal?

April 29th, 10.10: is at work and for some time will remain silent. New life new habits…

April 29th, 8.31: is wondering if you are up to cause she’d feel lonely being up and ready to go at 8.30am all by herself…

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April 28th, 21.48: found the thing that brings you to total exhaustion before even 10pm, aside from, well, you know… So, the other thing is, a new job!! Good night!

April 28th, 20.04: is home. Knowledge is power. Information is liberating. Education is the premise of progress and a drink is much needed after this first day at work!

April 28th, 9.26: is off now… Off to work… Sounds odd doesn’t it!? She’ll be here for the rest of the day: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

April 28th, 9.02: is up, dressed and fed. Step 1 is accomplished! She’ll be quite busy today so if you’ll miss her: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

April 28th, 0.34: will be busy starting Monday morning 10am (1st day always nice starting time) so if not on FB, you’ll find her here: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

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April 27th, 23.52: is trying not to freak our about freaking out! In bed before midnight… and tonight is not an option! Will be up same time as you guys from now on…

April 27th, 17.36: is back home on this last Sunday before that first Monday doing things that normal people do on Sundays before their normal Mondays…

April 27th, 10.45: is waking up slowly on her last Sunday before her first Monday… She’s enjoying it oh so much more….

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April 26th, 10.35: is wondering… What’s the percentage of things people actually mean when they say them, or do for that matter?

April 26th, 1.43: is thinking that when they said you can not rely on anyone else but you… They knew what they were talking about!!

April 26th, 0.18: thinks that if we’re all alone… We’re all together in that too…

April 26th, 0.10: wants to be somebody’s “Holly”…

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April 25th, 23.27: is watching “Ps. I love you” and her eyes are tearing all through it… Needs a big warm teddy hug…And more tissues please!

April 25th, 19.14: is quoting Da Vinci “A well spent day brings happy sleep”. She’s quoting herself “A sleepless night brings an even happier one!!!”

April 25th, 10.44: knows what she has given you. She does not know what you have received!

April 25th, 9.46: is back home. Lost her way from the Echelle de Jacob but a nice old man showed her the way and gave her an apple

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April 24th, 17.21: needs to know of a nice bar in Tel-Aviv (not too small not too big. Design, cosy etc.) and a nice trustworthy cleaning lady in Paris. Any ideas??

April 24th, 0.17: is still up past midnight… Not keeping her pre-new-job resolutions!! Bad girl that she is!

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April 23rd, 22.47: has been so busy all day she had no time to sit and enjoy the sun at a café and make you jealous!

April 23rd, 10.33: is off to see the world… Or at least Virgin’s bookstore, then a meeting, a 2nd, a 3rd, some shopping, another meeting. For more info, please contact my secretary

April 23rd, 9.07: is up. Off to bed at 3am (takes time to kick off a bad habit) up at 9am (told you so!) about to have her fruit the, off to see the world… What else!

April 23rd, 1.51am: wanted to go to bed early so she could wake up early and brag about it but that’s not going to happen (Blame H.) so she’ll just got to bed late(r) and be lazy again

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April 22nd, 19.24: has spent a warm sunny day out on town, cafés, shops… You had a busy day at work??? Well, the weekend is not that far away now…

April 22nd, 12.32: Sandra is at a cafe, in the sun with a magazine, in a t-shirt… Last week of lazy freedom before work begins… Yes, Sandra is going to be a businesswoman again real soon! Goodbye laziness, hello endless coffees!

April 22nd, 9.44: is up since 9am today… Yesterday 9.30. Today 9am. Tomorrow we aim at 8.50. I still think that is a good progress don’t you!?

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April 21st, 23.28: is emptying her wardrobe!! The red-cross will be thrilled with all those big paper bags waiting in the stairway… Should stop with all the shopping!!

April 21st, 22.01: will try to be in bed before midnight… Call it practice!

April 21st, 21.10: is asking you… How fast can you move your ass? It may come through as an irrelevant question, but believe me, it is!

April 21st, 10.02: is up since 9.30am. Tomorrow we aim at 9am. I think that’s good progress, don’t you!!??

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April 20th, 23.53: thinks she deserves more than she settles for…

April 20th, 22.27: just ate the mini Nutella take-away dose she was put in her bag. That was a desperate move! Things are therefore not good! If only the Nutella jar could follow…

April 20th, 12.28: asked the boy for a few kind words. He gave her a novel instead. But she’s all right, she’s been lonely before…

April 20th, 4.25: is home, tired, sore feet, fizzy head, pizza craving and already dreaming of that island she’ll be on with that gorgeous man and perfect cocktail! (Dreaming…)

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April 19th, 23.23: may be the only one not sedering with the family but drinking out with friends tonight… There’s always next year (has been for the past 32 years)

April 19th, 18.58: is advising, don’t give a woman advice! One should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening!!

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April 18th, 1.56: is home, soon in bed and will be practicing early wake up calls from now on and till the end of next week! Is there a “Early wake up for Dummies” manual?

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April 17th 17.12: booked the ticket, got the job, bought the jeans (yes, yet another) & tonight will be drinking that champagne!

April 17th, 11.03: did her best to get up at 9.30 but even her alarm clock did not resist the temptation of the “sleeping late…er”

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April 16th, 13.27: is about to enter a new era. Not quite yet but soon. Hopefully it won’t turn disastrous like last time. No idea what this is about? You’ll find out soon enough!

April 16th, 11.47: is wondering why when men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho

April 16th, 2.25: is up, can’t sleep, wants peace and no more mess!! Having a big “fed up” moment!! Where’s the Nutella!!??

April 16th, 1.54: believes peace is not something you wish for; It's something you make, something you do, something you are and something you give away so start working on it!

April 16th, 1.05: thinks there’s nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It’s a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations

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April 15th, 23.01: was told that to get over one man, you have to get under another… Friend of foe?

April 15th, 13.41: has a new year’s resolution. Every day when she’ll get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people. If she’s not there, she’ll go to work!

April 15th, 11.46: thinks man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it

April 15th, 2.28: is thanking Cadio, Bruno etc. for making her feel so light headed. Got home, ready to go to bed despite the fact Mr. Big is no longer here to sing her a lullaby…

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April 14th, 20.21: thinks that every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end, so let’s end it so we can start again…

April 14th, 9.05: thinks it's weird… you know the end of something great is coming, but you want to hold on, just for one more second… just so it can hurt a little more

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Sandra is still busy and enjoying every minute of it…

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April 12th, 11.40: is still busy, enjoying every minute of it but thought she’d stop being so anti status-social for a short little line and say hello… Hi!

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Sandra is enjoying her busy’ ness…

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April 10th, 0.19: wanted to go to bed early, thought she would manage but, seemingly not… Why is she even surprised… Would you be?

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April 9th, 21.38: would stop eating chocolate… But she’s not a quitter!

April 9th, 10.20: is waiting for her Mr Big to show up on her doorstep in less than 24 hours...

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April 8th, 23.55: is waiting for Mr Big to show up on her doorstep in a little over 24h…

April 8th, 19.44: is speeding along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be. She can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'

April 8th, 9.29: says that every time she showers, she assumes there's someone else on the planet who showers. So she says, ‘I'm gonna go shower, too’

April 8th, 0.35am: is not really asleep, she’s just meditating on unconsciousness

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April 7th, 19.17: wonders, if Barbie is so popular… Then why do you have to buy her friends?

April 7th, 10.50: wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup!

April 7th, 8.25: is thinking if to get out of bed and ski out into the world... Or maybe just start with out of her bedroom

April 7th, 2am: thinks nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, “I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway”

April 7th, 1.11am: is wondering… Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?

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April 6th, 13.31: can never get a zipper to close. Maybe that stands for something, what do you think?

April 6th, 10.54: is hearing the Paris marathon from her bed… Can the helicopters and supporters be any louder please? Not enough DcB!

April 6^th, 0.54: thinks he hasn’t been around lately. Maybe he is an amnesia victim or something…

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April 5^th, 12.02: can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far!

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April 4^th, 22.57: is wondering, is it time to go home yet? I keep clicking these damn shoes, but nothing happens…

April 4^th, 21.19: thinks the sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfilment of that hope never entirely removes

April 4^th, 15.27: is happy!!! Baby girl Lia has arrived a week before schedule (and no need to ask me if it's mine…)

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April 3^rd, 21.14: wants to bury her head deep, deep down in the sand and bring it out later maybe towards the summer… Can she?

April 3^rd, 20.54: is not quite certain how she feels so she’ll just keep quiet for a little while…

April 3^rd, 17.24: is realising conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

April 3^rd, 13.16: is wondering, are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?

April 3^rd, 11.43: is advising… Ask not what you can do for your country… Ask what’s for lunch!

April 3^rd, 10.45: is advising… Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon!

April 3^rd; 3.44: is in bed done contemplating the ceiling and now onto the walls. Her brain is in high speed and basically, its all a mess! If only there was an eraser for things in life!

April 3^rd, 1.25: has found a good reason to be up this late… Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep!

April 3^rd, 0.05: is asking you to stop telling her the sky is the limit… there are footprints on the moon!!

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April 2^nd, 23.11: had a dream she stood beneath an orange sky…

April 2^nd, 10.47: is wishing she could sleep through all the drama, wake up and have all the mess whipped out!!

April 2^nd, 2.07am: has been living out a sex and the city episode today… Too much drama for her pure little soul! Its 2.07 and her brain is still in function…

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April 1^st, 19.39: believes assumption is the mother of the screw-up!

April 1^st, 14.10: is ending her party and event retirement. What can I say… Couldn’t do without you!! Am addicted!

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April fool's... :)

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April 1^st, 11.56: Sandra has decided to end her parties and events. It's time to pack all things and move to Bretagne with the nature and the wild. Thank you all. Will miss you!!

April 1^st, 3.13am: is thinking (yes, even at 3.13am) that there is much good, but also something bad about all these worldwide networking sites... It makes the world shrink

April 1^s, 2.12a: should consider going to bed. First comes “consider”, then comes the actual going to bed action…

March 31st, 22.44: is having quite a nice night for an evening…

March 31st, 11.11: is watching “America’s next Top Model” and wants to have some Oreo’s!!!… Maybe will just switch to water… with lemon!

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March 30th, 23.18: is wondering…I am, you are and they are but… who is he?

March 30th, 12.30: is looking for something, finding something else and realizing that what she’s found is more suited to her needs than what she thought she was looking for

March 30th, 4.10 : is up past 4am.. Now what? May counting rhino's help? 1 rhino, 2 rhino's, 3 rhino's..

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March 29th, 20.04: thinks life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like

March 29th, 11.17: got up one morning and couldn’t find her socks so she called Information. She said “Hi Information. I can’t find my socks”. She said “They’re behind the couch” and they were!

March 29th, 3.30: is going to bed… (Which may just be the most dull status update in a long time)

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March 28th, 18.43: got her new little ASUS toy today. Easy to learn ,easy to work, easy to play!

March 28th, 11am: thinks it’s spring fever… You don’t quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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March 27th, 13.12: is back after a few days of switching off… or on… depending how you look at it…

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Sandra “is taking a break in the sunny south of France”

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March 24th, 12.31: is about to go out and sort out a strange situation… Men! All the same! They have the sports car and want the mansion with 5 dogs and maids to go with!!

March 24th, 0.53: wants to act all crazy and goofy and sweet and insane with someone… Is that so terribly wrong?

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March 23rd, 12.12: Good morning (and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night) and HAPPY EASTER

March 23rd, 3.58am: is hating her cat chest scratch and hopefully won’t wake up eager to bite and hide from the light! Sweet cats should come with no claws or at least rubber ones!

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March 22nd, 11.27: is getting closer to the edge of the bed so she can eventually get out of it.. That next step may take some time though…

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March 21st, 23.27: wishes there would be a cookbook for life, you know… with recipes telling us exactly what to do…

March 21st, 4.29am: is back home and it’s already the 21st… Where did 20 go???….

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March 19th, 20.41: wants to be the leading lady, not just the best friend…

March 19th, 20.26: just wants to disappear!

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March 18th, 23.54: is in her pj and thinks she may be in bed early… before dawn…. That’s quite a step don’t you think!?

March 18th, 15.30: is wishing upon a star and a big latte! Both are quite related you know… Just close your eyes and try to visualise!

March 18th, 11.38: it’s not yet 12pm and am almost ready to go… Needs only to shower, dress, make her bed, her hair, her lunch and then all set! Am such a quick chick!

March 18th, 10.12: is realising alarm clocks are useless unless you have some motivation and strong will.. Right now it's too early to say

March 18th, 1.21: is still up and it’s past 1am, still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Now is the time a pill or pan is needed!

March 18th, 0.55: is getting close to 1am and still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Now she should start getting tired!

March 18th, 0.19: is still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Although it’s not yet 1am so it’s all still under control!

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March 17th, 10.40: is up for the 4th time since 3am… What else!?

March 17th, 2.20: has been looking at the time for the past 2 hours and asking herself “why oh why can I not sleep? Why oh why”… Am asking you, why then!??

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March 16th, 23.39: is home after a lot of coffee, sushi, friends, rain and now some “House”. A perfect Sunday… What else!?

March 16th, 13.17: is up since almost an hour with a neck that feels like a stiff tree tank and feel as sexy as an old woman walking in orthopaedic shoes and a cane!

March 16th, 3.35 : is home after having danced like a stuck chick… not so classy… and fighting her way through the crowd trying not to twist her head so much… quite impossible

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March 15th, 14.15: has a stiff & painful neck! Head moves a bit to the left but the right is followed by a scream. When you see her tonight at the OZU, remember, left side!!

March 15th, 11.28: is considering getting up and leaving bed. Got to make herself all pretty for tonight's OZU AQUA! RSVP ON EVENT WALL.

March 15th, 0.28: is thinking, when in doubt, tell the truth… or sing loud!

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March 14th, 12.42: is pretending not to be here today… So if you’re asking yourself where she may be, she is asking herself that same question

March 14th, 3am: is wondering.. If i go on a night out with you, fall down & break a leg, will you carry me home or put me in a cab so you can run to the bar?

March 14th, 2.21: is lost in her feelings… Is it the no salt & sugar diet that is making her feel this way or is she having a not-quite-yet-mid-life-crises episode?

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March 13th, 19.50: is wondering… are you going to the Fumoir tonight? I am going to the Fumoir tonight! You should definitely go to the Fumoir tonight! Let’s go to the Fumoir tonight!

March 13th, 10.32: is wondering… are we already in July? Please wake me up when we will be

March 13th, 1.48am: thinks silence was never written down…

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March 12th, 10.30: is still hearing that weird 'something is moving somewhere' noise coming from somewhere in her bedroom… Who's brave enough to look?… She's not…

March 12th, 0.06: is thinking it is already tomorrow and wondering what it will bring… Maybe something that will make her happy. Needs some of that

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March 11th, 4am: is realising she stayed up till 4am with the lights on & a broom ready to kill the 'mouse'… Which in fact was the wind in the chimney… No comment needed please!

March 11th, 2.41am: is scared there may be a mouse or something unwanted like that with her in the room.. Or maybe it's just the stormy wind making mice like sounds??… Sleep gone!

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March 10th, 23.49: is preparing herself for sleep… trying to in any case. One baby step at a time and hopefully in bed before “The Bold & The Beautiful” is on TV

March 10th, 17.18: is about to go listen to the Capuçon’s then 66 with the clubbers! No idea what I’m talking about? … Maybe one day I’ll explain over coffee!

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March 9th, 22.07: had so much sushi today she thinks she may be turning into a mermaid

March 9th, 13.42: is looking through the window at the grey sky and the rain. It pretty much reflects the mood of the day… A good chick flick with a good chick is in order!

March 9th, 5.28am: is sad that people she thought so highly of managed to disappoint her this badly. You think you know someone… then you realise you don't!

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March 8th, 21.59: is getting ready for some Electrochic tonight… So chic!!

March 8th, 19.28: managed to make her new fabulous printer/copy/scanner work... and put the inc correctly (thank you daddy though!!!!...)

March 8th, 1.09am: is realising it’s already March 8th… Where did the 7 other days already go?

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March 7th, 12.45: is happy because she ordered her little mini ASUS pc toy but sad because she won’t have it till at least another week… Offer & demand and all that you know…

March 7th, 0.17: is in her 5th day of no salt & sugar food (& drinks) The question is, drink at the UNICEF party tomorrow or MADAM Saturday? Making herself proud!
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March 6th, 20.40: thinks it is our illusions that create the world… sometimes however it creates unnecessary sadness…

March 6th, 16.27: thinks you should put a grain of boldness into everything you do... However, what if what I want to do now is simply stupid??…

March 6th, 10.16: is starting to think the universe it designed to break our hearts… but maybe life is designed to break that scheme!

March 6th, 1am: is starting to think the universe it designed to break our hearts… 1am is an hour for deep thoughts…

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March 5th, 23.55: is watching the clock and counting the minutes… In 5 minutes am turning into a pumpkin… already got he hair, the rest should follow!

March 5th, 19.06: is thinking that if he seems too good to be true… He probably is…

March 5th, 0.08am: wanted to sleep early but.. There's “Histoire Courtes” on FR2 special Israel & Palestine and… Well… You know me… Bye-bye beauty sleep…

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March 4th, 23.44: is going to bed before midnight… Early meeting oblige! May god be with my sleep…

March 4th, 13.51: wants to take you with her to MADAM / Electrochic this Saturday. Wanna come?? RSVP by MAIL

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March 3rd, 21.16: is asking you, what have you done for me today?

March 3rd, 12.06: thinks the trouble is if you don't risk anything, you risk even more…

March 3rd, 3am: needs sleeping lessons. They never taught us that in school. All we got was cooking & sawing, but not sleeping… So now what!?

March 3rd, 1.41am: should really be in bed by now, shouldn’t she!!??… Yes well… She isn’t and only god knows why… Unless you know (!?)

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February 2nd, 22.36: thinks girly Sundays is a fabulous concept only keep away from cheeseburgers. Just because the menu is refined & classy… At the end of the day, it’s still a cheeseburger!

March 2nd, 13.30: is asking… would ‘good morning’ be an appropriate thing to say or should it rather be kept a secret pretending to have gotten up a few good hours ago….

March 2nd, 4.01am: is amazed how quickly time flies by. It’s already March 2nd and past 4am and she’s still not clean-faced and in bed… What does it take!!!?

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March 1st, 18.19: wanted an early night in but is actually having an early start out! … And god created retirement!!

March 1st, 15.10: is looking for an afternoon coffee date in the Marais… If there are any volunteers out there – call me!

March 1st, 4.23am: is saying good night, good morning and food afternoon if I don't see you before!