My Absolut Facebook Life

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2009-06-04T01:03:00.001-07:00

2009-05-01T06:32:00.000-07:00

Mai 30th, 11.45: thinks ‘out’ is the new ‘in’ and ‘more’ is the new ‘less’. Pain jamming, Camel humping, sailor operating, flower growing, sun bathing, art discovering, cocktail exploring, grape stamping, tobacco growing, street dancing, now come some long days of country barbecuing and bubble growing. The prime minister’s agenda wouldn’t beat this

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Mai 24th, 4.11: thinks it may be time to say goodnight and thinks E. and M. are fabulous (YSL and St Tropez included ;) Thanks boys

Mai 24th, 1.17: lost more than her brain tonight and is having a champagne fest past 1 am. Who needs sleep when you got bubbles and fabulous friends who come to keep you warm

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Mai 22nd, 20.37: has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it

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Mai 21st, 11.11: is watching "days of our lives" in a coffee shop / sushi shop / bakery / tobacco shop / oh mein gott!! Multitasking is the new monotasking!

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Mai 20th, 15.08: is all about sun... What else? But really, what else

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Mai 19th, 12.21: is dreaming about her childhood wave pool but feels a cocktail would be h

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Mai 17th, 13.38: is sunbathing with champagne and cascaval

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Mai 15th, 0.59: is off to a far away land with a reindeer, her gloss and golden sandals

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Mai 14th, 15.41: and the reindeer are getting ready to take off

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Mai 13th, 19.04: needs the manual

Mai 13th, 13: is on an adventure! Jumped on a train. Off at the end line and is all adventurous through trees, rocks and hills... Or optionally along the rails back home. Mark twain would have loved this!

Mai 13th, 7.55: thinks importance in the eye of the beloved is what peanut butter is to jam, cold temperature to coffee or you in your Levi's...

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Mai 12th, 7.34: thinks we all need to have some faith in ourselves and our choices

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Mai 11th, 11.09: thinks it’s better to see the face than to hear the name

Mai 11th, 1.27: thinks rain can be quite noisy. A head can be painful and a mind sometimes restless.. In short, a night can seem quite long when there is no sleep…

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Mai 9th, 12.52: thinks this situation should not be repeated. We're going to have to clarify the process

Mai 9th, 10.45: will be putting on the little black dress today, a handsome man in a suit at her arm and off to the opera

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Mai 8th, 23.39: thinks that when in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap!

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Mai 5th, 9.34: is gone!

Mai 5th, 6.30: is sleepless somewhere in the world. Get a map. You may need that to find her

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Mai 4th, 12.56: is having lots of fun with mister snowman, until the other kids knock him down
Mai 4th, 1.48: can't sleep. Facebook can be an evil tool allowing some to gloat while others have nothing much to do other then read, try to ignore or turn it off completely… Is this the new modern way of shaking $ bills in front of a poor man's face?

Mai 4th, 0.09: thinks after night comes day

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Mai 3rd, 2.08: thinks that night after night the moon and the champagne…

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Mai 2nd, 17.06: thinks that day after day the sun…

Mai 2nd, 11.57: is wondering why people can't stay off it even when put in the middle of sharks. They will still find a way to get on it, yet give other things, such as their real life, less importance when they actually should be doing it the other way around. Real life with your people is your life. Facebook is just a mirage that won't bring you more nor real happiness

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Mai 1st, 9.38: is out and about at early morning hours. One goes off to New York, the other is off to early breakfast in the sun… Mask free

2009-04-01T02:57:00.000-07:00

April 30th, 19.55: is getting used to the idea. Masks in hand, anti bacterial gel and wipes, cookies and he's set to go

April 30th, 9.15: would chain you to the radiator if she could but she has to face it, she can't… All that in the name of peanut butter

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April 29th, 17.32: has nothing to say and even if she did, she wouldn’t say it!

April 29th, 14.50: est sur un escalator, regarde droit devant et se voit monter vers son avenir…

April 29th, 10: says you are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present”

April 29th, 0.20: is holding the sword of Heroes said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

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April 28th, 0.37: will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it

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April 26th - 27th, 23.20: believes in Santa Claus

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April 25th, 13.03: part en voyage tous les jours

April 25th, 12.54: is out getting a life with the rest of them

April 25th, 11.35: wants a pain au chocolat home delivery and George to bring her coffee please

April 25th, 2.31: loves her cheeseburger at the pub past 2am. Better then pizza… Honestly…

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April 24th, 19.55: wants to make you laugh by acting like the guy who sings

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April 23rd, 22.50: wants to be the cute Irish guy who sings all the time

April 23rd, 20.53: thinks life is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good

April 23rd, 18.23: is heading home to see if the flood has reached a reasonable level for her to take her swim suit out… Oy vey!

April 23rd, 12.34: is swimming, diving, drying and going mad.. Ach!!!!!

April 23rd, 9.30: is wondering why the hell she can't come back to her flat without finding a flood in a room or another. Is anyone in her syndic ever working? Now what?? She's not a plumber merde and the water won't stop flowing!!

April 23rd, 8.27: may or may not update her status today. Life is like a Francaise des jeux day. You don't know if you will come out a 2€ winner, a millionaire or just penny less and frustrated with no change for coffee

April 23rd, 0.23: thanks you for making her return a smooth, sweet and pink one ;)

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April 22nd, 19.17: likes it that a bottle of champagne is waiting for her line 13

April 22nd, 12.28: "feels like you're an island of reality in an ocean of diarreha"

April 22nd, 11.30: is by the pond, alone with the gorgeous swan. It's so peaceful and quiet.. Feels far from the messy world out there

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April 21st, 19.47: is cooking with her wine glass in hand and quite enjoying it. So retro of her

April 21st, 18.38: is about to cook again. Mein gott oh gott

April 21st, 14.14: is among mountain shoes, outdoor clothing, portable showers and sinks, high tech MBS skate boards, running gear and a hell of a waiting line

April 21st, 12.01: is wondering, how do you know which of the podium stands you get to stand on.. Can people make you feel less important than they actually consider you to be by acting, or not, in certain ways… Why are we so touchy about these things?...

April 21st, 9.27: is wondering what the kitchen holds for her today. After dessert, what will come. She should seriously invest in an apron. This is business

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April 20th, 16.41: has just made dessert... Mon dieu !!

April 20th, 12.38: is almost out and about with a sudden urge to bake a cake… Ach mein gott !

April 20th, 8.09: is up before her time. Give her a laptop, some coffee, lots of documents and work

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April 19th, 21.35: went for a mini me run under rain and darkness… Vive Clermont

April 19th, 16.05: is making room…

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April 18th, 19.03: is Saturday night in Clermont. Aren't you?

April 18th, 12.10: is all about football, laundry, pumpkin soup, hiking-something-shoe testing, food Market, neighbour chat and patiently waiting for the sun

April 18th, 8.54: is up early in Clermont city listening to birds sing on rooftops and a snore coming from the inside… Quite a lively Saturday

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April 17th: 13.22: wonders if it ever gets warm in Clermont city. Maybe a warm-up party should be seriously considered… Clermont people, say "I"

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April 16th, 15: likes to be cheesy and so what...

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April 14th, 15th: Break

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April 13th, 13.08: likes the sun above her head hoping it will warm up all that she touches...

April 13th, 12.12: Ran in the mud, under the trees and the birds, side by side with her running buddy and contemplated all those boys playing ball

April 13th, 10.03: needs a punching ball. Sadly she does not have one. She does have E. though who managed to motivate her sad little ass to go running and who's coming to make sure she will too! Respect to thee!

April 12th, 8.36: is a raging bull!

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April 11th, 19.54: wants to marry 'Mamie Nova' !!... Or maybe just get adopted by her if it's easier and eat her desserts every day for the rest of her life!

April 11th, 11.21: is thanking for the messages and reassuring all that she is just fine and yes, her status is empty on purpose and no, it is no FB bug. Sometimes there just aren't things to say or ways to say it...

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April 10th, 13.13: is going to live her life outdoors, smile at strangers, at the sun & at who ever wants to & have an ice cream. Irritation goes away with fudge ice cream & boomerang smiles. A known fact! If that doesn't work, she'll think of other options with corks on them or take a day trip to the country side where the cows go moo & high tech devices have no reception! "Live your life & stop thinking". That's exactly the plan!

April 10th, 0.06: thinks a free hug and a deep kiss can be more powerful than Valium.

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April 9th, 18.57: thinks sometimes silence is deafening

April 9th, 16.32: thinks a free hug and a deep kiss can be more powerful than Valium

April 9th, 10.37: thinks a kind word is like a Spring day... Let it be Spring!

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April 8th, 20.34: thinks that when a woman sometimes acts like a nut head, don't hold it against her... Turn your back to her for 10 min, let her cool down, then turn back and take her in your arms

April 8th, 13.44: has found a good reason to be sick at home. Is watching "Awakenings" and tissue box is already near so that's a good thing!

April 8th, 11.43: just got a message that turned her grey day into bright pink : "I love reading your status comments....it's part of my daily routine along with the paper.....read the news for what's happening around the world, read Sandra's post for a translation of what's really happening"... Thanks M. :)

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April 7th, 23.06: wonders why people sometimes do what they, themselves, don't like to be done to them...

April 7th, 9.25: is wishing Gertrude Baines a very happy birthday! May she blow her 116th candle and as she says, be around to vote for Obama in 2012

April 7th, 8.33: is AdTech or not AdTech? Is it the place to see and be seen? What do you reckon?

April 7th, 1.45: wants to be happy time au Fleur d'oranger, jump in puddles, have her stomach tickled by her man on a roof topnand do all sorts of silly stuff that look great on screen

April 7th, 0.27: is drinking champagne under a blue umbrella

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April 6th, 15.36: is wondering why it gets harder each time...

April 6th, 8.09: thinks coming to Clermont is like having a Facebook blackout. No status updates nor activity since Friday. Better than a 24 hour turn-off. 22•c out and no will to head back to the land of the 6am boiled fish

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April 4th – 5th: time off

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April 3rd, 10.22: is back after 24 hours off. There is survival! Had time to land in Nervers before heading to Bibendum land. Tires, tires oh tires

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April 2nd, 10.18: is going off Facebook for 24 hours. Starting now, 10.18 till Friday, 10.18. Less computer, more real life

April 2nd, 9.15: is waking up in all the wrong ways…

April 2nd, 0.23: is preparing the Kiboutz Pyrénées of the summer

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April 1st, 17.59: is feeling restless, joyful, sorrowful, turbulent. Trying to control her mind is like trying to tame the wind

April 1st, 13.50: is looking at the blue sky, admiring the moon playing with the sun. Looking at those small white dots flying across the sky, wishing she would be on one of them. No matter the destination

April 1st, 12.15: thinks let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed

April 1st, 12.02: thinks sooner or later we must all grow up. No one knows this better than the young

2009-03-01T11:42:00.000-08:00

March 31st, 23.35: is going to sleep in Paris and travel the country during the night

March 31st, 20.44: is sad to be here…

March 31st, 17.36: is looking at cows and trying to think clearly

March 31st, 15.14: is kind of growing into it and it’s sort of growing onto her… Is there a pill to stop it or is this how it’s supposed to be?

March 31st, 10.09: is wondering, if a train can decide to go on strike and not run, can people go on a strike and not get on it?

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March 30th, 17.57: is having a fabulous glass of Sancerre (official drinking hour: 17.15) in a funky gay bar in Clermont. Number of customers: 1

March 30th, 8.09: is waking up to mountains instead of an Eiffel. To silence instead of noise and to something else instead of something

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March 29th, 2.16: can’t really allow herself to update her Facebook status, so she simply won’t!

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March 28th, 9.46: is waiting for her warm croissant and its delivery boy… Both same temperature

March 28th, 1.54: has nothing to say… Really, nothing to say!

March 28th, 1.02: thinks the country side is a haven for sleep, relaxation and alcoholic rehab

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March 27th, 12.55: needed the sleep. Dare she say she’s still in it? Must be the jazz. Or the country side, also known as the tire-effect

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March 26th, 17.49: is in a train full of tourists. Or is she one? Comptoirs des Cotonniers is warming her legs. Barcelona scarf around her neck. Kinder her sweet and Death Cab her lullaby

March 26th, 9.09: is waking up to a world of Brit Bacon sandwich and Canadian peanut butter, Australian coffee on an endless beach while waving at blond wavy haired surfers and swinging on a tire

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March 25th, 23.10: is in the Marais about to have an Espresso cake and talking male chest hair and moving to Australia

March 25th, 16.39: is partly on but still backing off…

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March 24th, 23.03: is off!

March 24th, 15.22: is in love with the FNAC guy who fixed her computer (no offense darling O.) All she needs now is to find a way to get back into her house and pick up her life as she left it last nigh

March 24th, 14.05: has no computer and no home. Keys stayed on the inside while she’s standing stupidly on the outside. At least it’s sunny out… Right?

March 24th, 9.46: is temporarily out of (Web) Business…

March 24th, 9.09: is about to get up and give her laptop a final mouth to mouth before calling 911

March 24th, 1.45: is thinking about her delirious laptop. Her grocery shopping with Charles Aznavour. Drinking lemon juice with honey at 2am and seeking sleep. Seen it?

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March 23rd, 21.14: has a dead computer that won’t start. Any IT geek out there who can save her life? Window won’t start and the black screen keep popping up

March 23rd, 18.51: has been told that even on bad days there’s always something good. So, what’s good today?

March 23rd, 18.06: is sick and tired of being sick and tired!

March 23rd, 11.08: is up but quite twisted. Room Service please!

March 23rd, 2.23: still can’t sleep. Still coughing. Still deaf. Did Bond, did Italian film and now doing La Nouvele Star. Help…

March 23rd, 0.30: is in bed since 20.30 with an achy ear and what feels like a cut through stomach. Nap taken, 007 entertainment, now what?

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March 22nd, 11.36: thinks 4 days of pollution and social activity are all right if followed by 5 days of mountains, calm, sunsets, tires (running?)

March 22nd, 11.06: is sad we’re Sunday and will enjoy it to the fill and beyond!

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March 21st, 13.25: is glad we’re today and will enjoy it to the full and beyond!

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March 20th, 21.25: wants to fast forward to tomorrow midday and skip today…

March 20th, 13.01: thinks without tact you can learn nothing…

March 20th, 9.04: doesn’t want to get up…

March 20th, 1.22: wanted to start clean. AJAX kind of clean. The minor dust could have been shoved under the rug for some time before being scattered in the air…

March 20th, 1.01: got to think about the x-factor. In math, we learn that x stands for the unknown, a+b=x, but what's really unknown is what+what=friendship with an x

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March 19th, 17.28: will be taking two finger-bowls of champagne, and the scene will change before her eyes into something significant, elemental, and profound

March 19th, 10.28: is quoting: "No matter what they wish for, no matter how far they go, people can never be anything but themselves. That's all."… And that’s already beautiful!

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March 18th, 23.56: is letting you know the tea pot is on, the cups are waiting, Favourite chairs anticipating, No matter what I have to do, My friend there's always time for you…

March 18th, 14.18: is quoting: "The answer is dreams. Dreaming on and on. Entering the world of dreams and never coming out. Living in dreams for the rest of time."

March 18th, 13.16: is trying to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack her at once

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March 17th, 23.08: thinks her future, is always beginning now…

March 17th, 21.22: thinks there are times when silence has the loudest voice. It screams so loud you actually need to cover up your ears and stay away!

March 17th, 21.12: is thanking you all for the pokes… Too many of them to poke back. However, the message came through to the poker and she’s now a happy pokey.

March 17th, 18.55: is sad because she’s not being poked by her favourite poker any longer… Poke, poker, pokons

March 17th, 17.11: is cooking a birthday meal for her parents, knowing dad will open up his presents and say “oh great! Love it! Sorry, already have it!”

March 17th, 9.30: thinks life is like a rainbow. You basically need both the sun and the rain to make its colours appear… Just like Chinese sweet & sour food really

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March 16th, 23.25: is anticipating!… And optionally going to sleep

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March 15th, 14.45: thinks go with the flow and happiness will stick to you like a bug on a fast lane car… Really. It works! And when you will feel low, kiss and make it better

March 15th, 9.59: is wondering. When people claim to be off something but keep being on it. Claim to be on something but seem to be off it… What does that leave us with?

March 15th, 4.24: is wondering what it’s like to be a turtle… Don’t you ever wonder what it would be like to be a turtle at 4.30am?

March 15th, 2.22: may need a good reason to leave this…Big dogs, a fire place, flat screen, plenty of tile and so much sky she’s rediscovering starts. Al times, basics are good!

March 15th, 0.27: would love a doudou by the fireplace with the dogs by her side. Maybe eBay can provide her with that…

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March 14th, 23.46: us getting used to the country side (Thanks Alex) Why go back to the city when you’re surrounded by so much beauty and calm

March 14th, 17.04: didn’t make it to Barcelona because of lousy organizational skills, but god knows she’ll make it to the country tonight or shame on her!

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March 13th, 19.30: thinks there’s no half singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva!

March 13th, 18.12: thinks every time she goes and showers, she assumes there’s someone else on the planet showering. So she says, I’m gonna go shower now too

March 13th, 2.53: “what’s on my mind?”… Trust me, it would be too much inspiration even for Woody Allen

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March 12th, 18.24: may go visit the monks this weekend with her welly’s, book, ‘Elle’ and a 2 days silence vow. Or just sit on a bridge and pretend to be her own shadow

March 12th, 10.23: is not quite sure what foot to dance on today so she'll just sit down, stop moving them and try on fabulous-mood-lifting shoes

March 12th, 1.04: thinks you shouldn't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first!

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March 11th, 19.12: is at the Meridien being all asmallworld'y with champagne. Are you?

March 11th, 18.04: is going pink and curly…

March 11th, 17.18: thinks that for every minute spent in organizing, an hour is earned. How many days can she win?

March 11th, 0.36: thinks communication is depositing a part of yourself in another person… She’d like to open an account please

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March 10th, 8.57: is not that keen to leave her countryside and tire testing routes. There's a crazy charm to it Paris does not know of and Spiderman will not be the same elsewhere

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March 9th, 13.56: is thinking Commencement: "the end of one thing, the beginning of another

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March 8th, 22.23: thinks "there's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out

March 8th, 22.01: thinks we cannot direct the winds but we can adjust the sails…

March 8th, 21.26: has nothing to say but that she wishes she could make things better for some people and bring back their smile

March 8th, 12.29: simply is…

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March 7th, 15.03: knows she can't change certain situations & some things are beyond her control, although she wishes she could…

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March 6th, 9.37: thinks a mini-break is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking and feel the need to see Michelin test its tires

March 6th, 0.30: is wondering how a day can turn so sour… Blamed, refused by taxis, metros missed, "bitched" by junkies, no dinner & her bed out of reach

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March 5th, 9.11: is up and getting ready for tonight’s Fashion Party @ LE66.. Are you coming?

March 5th, 2.59: is going to sleep, now that the power is back on. Time to switch off

March 5th, 2.28: can't sleep, that's a given, but is more seriously stuck with no electricity. Seems the 16th is out of power…

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March 4th, 21.49: is taking the advice of a wise man who told her, "turn your computer off and go to bed!"

March 4th, 18.46: is standing under imaginary sun

March 4th, 15.47: is in no mood! Starving but can't eat. Wanting and can't have. Talking, can barely. Smoking and can't do

March 4th, 15.05: thinks the king is gone but he's not forgotten

March 4th, 12.53: won't say ahhh and let the drill work unless she gets a lolipop after she's been brave

March 4th, 9.09: is singing in the rain with her welly boots on and yellow submarine

March 4th, 1.03: thinks at times one should stop asking questions, accept that things don't only happen to others & take it with a smile & less fright

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March 3rd, 18.49: is craving a good massage, champagne, some 'Life of Brian' and the little White man.. Will she get it all? She's a princess after all!

March 3rd, 12.49: 's heart is balancing between sushi, risotto or a DVD champagne night in with tire man

March 3rd, 9.31: thinks she should get up. When you want the sun to shine on your face for the rest of the day, you want your day to start as soon as possible!

March 3rd, 1.58: knows she should be in bed at this time but do we always do what we know we should be doing? Preparing for LE66 Thursday & her Michelin tire change for the w/e

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March 2nd, 19.33: thinks that even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit

March 2nd, 14: is 5 min away from (if survival there will be) an hour long run with coach

March 2nd, 12.50: feels like sprinkling her fairy dust after (finally) an over 10h sleep night. Sleep makes the world a better place to live in!

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March 1st, 22.37: thinks one aspect of serendipity to bear in mind is that you have to be looking for something in order to find something else

Mars 1st, 19.57: had a fantastic weekend and ended it well with a fabulous hot dog

2009-02-01T10:55:00.000-08:00

February 28th, 11.55: can’t think of anything else she would like to have more than what she’s having right now

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February 27th, 23.01: is having champagne. Waiting for Michelin and celebrating a birthday. Perfect ending to a cow day out

February 27th, 11.15: is standing in the freezing cold ready to hop on those cows. What won't she so in the name of cows and agriculture

February 27th, 9.04: wants to lie here and just forget the world

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February 26th, 21.28: thinks it’s more important in life to feel strong, not necessarily be strong. To find yourself at least once in the most ancient of human conditions

February 26th, 20.02: keeps coming back to you in her head, but you couldn't know that, and she has no carbons

February 26th, 15.58: is about to face her second.. Or recently maybe the 3rd biggest fear of her life…

February 26th, 12.43: is working hard, trying not to think and having an Oreo

February 26th, 9.40: had a lovely time at the Castle. Put down her crown and will be attending to her normal-people duties now no matter how hard that may seem to be

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February 25th, 21.24: had 20 min to turn from pumpkin to princess. Turning from a man to penguin in the morning takes longer than that…

February 25th, 18.46: is on the train heading to her Castle at Castel wearing her tiara and long princess gown. Where will her prince be tonight?

February 25th, 16.46: wonders why the French system never imposes a strike on you when it is convenient to you. Like now… A train strike would have been lovely. Bad for the economy but great for the soul!

February 25th, 10.48: is preparing for her princess night at Castel. She may be tired tomorrow and in need of a tire change and some cathedral bells

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February 24th, 19.32: is wearing a Michelin shirt. Drinking Michelin champagne. Having French cheese and waiting for Michelin delivery…

February 24th, 14.38: is walking in the footsteps of Michelin. Is cold and is smiling on her own again

February 24th, 7.17: is waking up slowly in the countryside. Birds. General silence and a glass of champagne by her side. The city gal touch

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February 23rd, 9.55: is going to visit Mr. Michelin. Her childhood hero! Back in time for her PRINCESS night at Castel Wednesday! Don't miss her coronation!!

February 23rd, 7.45: is wondering who invented the concept of sleep since clarins came up with the products to make belief you had a restful night

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February 22nd, 23: thinks "against all odds" was the right term to use. What's the point in going to bed before 9 if by 11 she's still awake. Bless the sleeping pill cause…

February 22nd, 20.24: has packed, what probably is, her lightest bag ever, and now, against all odds, getting into bed hoping to shut down the system by 9pm

February 22nd, 11.11: thinks that when people shake their heads cause we live in a restless age, ask them how they would like to live in a stationary one and do without change

February 22nd, 8.17: thinks she may need to go into a sleeping rehab

February 22nd, 1.41: thinks life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get… Is pizza included?

February 22nd, 1.14: flipped out some, acted crazy some, drank some, sneezed some and now going to sleep some a lot!

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February 21st, 18.33: thinks that when you trust your enthusiasm, you give power to your enthusiasm, so, it would probably just be best to stay right there and enjoy it!!!

February 21st, 14.42: thinks that when you doubt your power, you give power to your doubt, so, it would probably be best to stay away from doubt and go shopping instead

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February 20th, 21.44: is in the Marais enjoying friends & it keeps on coming but her mind is in the south where the temperature is 17•c & the shirts are bright & jolly

February 20th, 15.23: is going out (in pink) to have a (blue) coffee wearing a (red) smile

February 20th, 10.07: is up and looking at a fabulous day ahead of her. What is she going to wear?

February 20th, 1.13: thinks we fluctuate long between love and hatred before we can arrive at tranquillity

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February 19th, 17.34: has at least a week's sleep to catch up on. Maybe she should consider packing a small bag and going somewhere country'sidy south of Paris

February 19th, 6.22: is up again since oh too soon!… Sleepless in Paris is bloody annoying business

February 19th, 1.39: is bubbly, is happy and had nothing to add

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February 18th, 10.53: wants mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice, but until then she'll settle for coffee and pink thoughts!

February 18th, 7.45: is thinking about the end of the week and is excited like a kid preparing to go on vacation

February 18th, 0.20: is going back to the corner where she 1st saw you. Gonna camp in her sleeping bag, she's not gonna move. Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in hand

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February 17th, 20.29: thinks it’s been a long time since she drank champagne. Tonight she may just do something about that!

February 17th, 18.02: thinks that when you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it!

February 17th, 10.38: thinks that if happiness is a form of courage, she's Chief Sitting Bull!

February 17th, 2: can't sleep... She feels lots of things, and none of them related to sleep…

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February 16th, 16.53: is wondering if this is how you feel when you get what you thought you didn’t deserve for a long time

February 16th, 11.47: is feeling restless. Her mind is wondering in various directions and she does not know where to begin… It's quite delicious

February 16th, 1.36: can’t sleep and is not even tired. Maybe she could take a night train down South and wake up with the sun and a smile

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February 15th, 2.37: is sharing the Anti-Valentine night : http://tinyurl.com/bxyxyv

February 15th, 2.29: is considering going to bed… It's half past 2am. 'Considering' is good considering

February 15th, 0.16: needs a foot massage, a back rub, a hot cup of tea, a free hug and a box of tissues

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February 14th, 20.10: had a day of sun, of warm words, warm thoughts and one hell of a boiling coffee

February 14th, 12.53: is sometimes confused by what she think is really obvious. But what she think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious…

February 14th, 10.38: thinks she may be too good. Is there such a thing as too good? What is good? What is bad? Maybe it's best to sleep on it a bit longer…

February 14th, 3.04: is thanking everyone for making the Anti-Valentine night at the Alcazar & the Cognac night at the Purple Club a fabulous night!! Friday 13 is a lucky number

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February 13th, 19.01: is going to face her Friday 13th destiny! She can't hide, no place to hide

February 13th, 10.16: is having a tough time getting up… Today is a day to sin. Be bold fabulous and sexy and join the Anti Valentine movement tonight at the Alcazar

February 13th, 1.38: had a fabulous time with aSW, Tudor and loves the pillow she brought back

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February 12th, 17.30: is off to ride dromedaries in the city then rest her feet in the cold 104 with bubbly glasses in her hand

February 12th, 1.23: is wondering how her mother managed to "forget" to inform her, her uncle died over a year ago. She lost 2 in less than a month. No wonder she can't sleep…

February 12th, 0.30: got home later then planned. Missed her good night chat and now is going to sleep... or at least try to!

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February 11th, 15.34: refused to go running and endured a killing sessions instead!

February 11th, 9.45: is dressed and ready to go ballroom dancing with the pillow mark still on her cheek. You may think it’s a joke but ballroom dancing is truly on the menu

February 11th, 1.03: is in bed and is hoping to sleep… Although not really sleepy… Busy bees need energy to buzz around

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February 10th, 23.53: had a long distance film, tea and football night and had a great time!

February 10th, 16.48: has decided to give up technology, swap the iPhone/Nokia for a yogurt pot, her stilettos for welly's, pick apples in trees and get goats for cheese

February 10th, 10.07: downloaded a Jap app on her iPhone and can't find it in her Jap keyboard setting… Why oh why oh why

February 10th, 9.22: needs a crane or some tough bullies to come lift her out of bed…

February 10th, 3.31: really doesn't like the storm…

February 10th, 2.29: is not a big fan of storms and admits she may be just a little bit restless while the winds are blowing and keep opening her living room window… Hopes to…

February 10th, 0.50: is an expert in bridal dresses, bridal cakes, table placing and bridal “co.uk” tip sites! God save the bride!

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February 9th, 12.10: is starting a new day. A storm is approaching… Is there someone up there trying to tell her something?

February 9th, 1.51: is wondering if going back out on a Sunday night at 2 am is a smart move… Although tidying up a flat at that same time is probably not a better one

February 9th, 00.39: is listening to Sinatra and thinks it's not going to stop till you wise up…

February 9th, 00.23: wants to run to the mountains and hide with the sheep

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February 8th, 17.34: is off to the Fumoir for a Sunday drink. Highly recommended for a good start of the week

February 8th, 14.28: is having coffee. One baby step at a time

February 8th, 12.57: has opened her eyes but can she move?

February 8th, 1.43: is so terribly tired and behind schedule on sleep that she can simply, well, not sleep…

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February 7th, 22.40: is wondering, you think that at some point you learn but then realise you keep doing the same mistake over & over again. Is it a curse or simple stupidity?

February 7th, 8.19: is up since far too early and far too drunk (still) ready to go wed a friend. No time to sober up in the 3 little hours of sleep. One tough wedding coming up

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February 6th, 19.68: is off to celebrate a friend and smell of fire grilled fabulous steak

February 6th, 9.51: thinks the chateau idea is a great one. Getting a chateau, opening a wine bar bookstore, entertaining the village, treating the village, marketing the…

February 6th, 9.30: needs to get up and do important things and won't stop until Sunday. So many things, so little time. Keep that champagne coming

February 6th, 4.08: is back home from a fabulous evening with fabulous people at a ridiculous hour in the morning for a Thursday night but then again, if not now, when then?

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February 5th, 2.19: is in bed playing with her iPhone. You advised it, she got it, now she'll probably be hooked on it for some time. You brought this upon her

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February 4th, 18.08: is off to wear her crown, pose and smile, drink champagne and be royalty for the night

February 4th, 17.57: is starting to think one needs an MBA in iPhone synchronising!

February 4th, 1.04: is feeling lonely tonight… Maybe that's what's bothering her

February 4th, 1: needs to shake that thought out of her mind! It's driving her mad! Watching a depressive Swedish film instead on Fr3. They sure know how to divert a mind

February 4th, 0.03: is wondering a) why can't she sleep? b) Why does she always think of the (so maybe be) wrong person? c) Why is she carving pizza after a chicken Caesar salad?

February 4th, 0.12: is back home, pretending to be drunk… But just a little tipsy and smiley… Aren't we all? Shouldn't we all?

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February 3rd 11.29: got her iPhone! Will be unavailable for the next week for all (unless you make her an offer she won't be able to refuse). Toys come first!!!

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February 2nd, 22.56: is finally in bed after folding the empire of cloths piled up on her bed. Time to catch up on last night's insomniac travel

February 2nd, 18.55: managed to burn her arm with an overheated iron… 4 hours sleep and look what it makes you do? Que des bêtises!!

February 2nd, 10.56: is a fabulous zombie admiring the snow/rain/mud outside and fighting not to close her eyes! 2 coffees, 1 hour… priceless

February 2nd, 9.12: is thrilled. She slept for 4 whole hours. Great. Coach Bastien will be happy & if she keeps away for her RV she'll award herself with 10-hour sleep next time

February 2nd, 3.14: can't sleep & thinks there may be ghosts in the room preventing her from sleeping. Each time she shuts her eyes, she sees a bright light… Grandma, is that you?

February 2nd, 1.50: is still up, still on the sofa not even making a small effort to sleep. Not in pj, not in bed, no tea or warm milk beside her. Only laptop, ER on TV and wide awake

February 2nd, 1.11: is up, can’t sleep and fantasizing about her iPhone to come (don’t dare commenting “iPhone sucks” or else…) and all she will do on it! Exchange an addiction for another

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February 1st, 22.54: thinks ordering the iPhone was an easy task. Choosing a new mobile plan is worst than doing taxes! Origami? iPhone plan? Intl add on? More sms? Scheisse!

February 1st, 16.15: has gathered energy and enjoying a Fumoir tea. Sunday hang over pleasures. Wishing upon a cake but coach Bastien won't be happy

February 1st, 12.07: is trying very hard to leave bed but hasn't found the formula yet

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January 31st, 17.16: has been taking it easy, cursed French banks (useless), Debated with Orange for a new plan (too many), looked at an iPhone and getting ready for drinks

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January 30th, 11.02: thanks L. for concluding that her defective phones may be shutting down due to sms M/ stupidity. High Tech intelligence, trying to tell her she deserves better

January 30th, 0.21: is going to bed. The exciting life of an event organiser in bed before 1am. Sign of true fabulousness!

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January 29th, 18.41: is laughing and crying out loud at the fact that she is tomorrow, again, exchanging her Nokia nr.7 to Nokia nr.8. Nr.7 lasted one whole day!!!

January 29th, 9.43: is going on strike and refusing to work!!! Isn’t that what French people do? She shares their country. She shares their food. May as well share their taste for strike!

January 29th, 0.26: is going to be a fabulous Princess at Castel on February 25th. Will you be there to hold her long black fabulous dress?

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January 28th, 19.45: went from an overbooked agenda day to an empty one is less then 10 min. Why run if you can stand still and have a cocktail instead?

January 28th, 9.17: feared she wouldn’t sleep, didn’t think she'd dream, thinks she got enough material to write a script. Dramas, flying above it all. No wonders she’s tired!

January 28th, 00.48: can't sleep, can't concentrate on her book and wishes she could just… maybe just for a moment…

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January 27th, 19.03: is about to fume at the Fumoir, a pink elephant by her side and several humans on the other

January 27th, 9.44: will be at the E-Marketing fair tomorrow pm. (with her yet another new cursed NOKIA mobile) if ever you see her pass by, stop and say hello

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January 26th, 12.34: is going to live her life to the full, accept things as they come, nourish her friendships and believe she deserves each minute of it, compliment or sign of affection

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January 22nd, 9.56: got the parental message of the "Please call. It can't be said over the phone"... She's been staring at the phone and can't make that call…

January 22nd, 5.21: thinks it's weird how sometimes people fly into your mind & get trapped in your thoughts. Shaking them off is as hard as growing a rose garden in your home

January 22nd, 3.03: is back and ready to try to sleep

January 22nd, 0.02: is having champagne, celebrating an engagement, going to Castel & feeling absolutely fabulous & happy! She really feels happy!

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January 21st, 16.17: thinks a successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her

January 21st, 9.15: is wondering, to run or not to run, that is the question… To seek motivation, that is the aim. To find it.. Would be a miracle!

January 21st, 2.09: has been out, has Obama'd, has improvised and loved it!

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January 20th, 18.41: thinks that if "we can", she "will". And she will be doing just that tonight at Harry's Bar over Bloody Mary's and hot dogs

January 20th, 18.06: is loving it!!

January 20th, 17.32: is watching Bush leave the house and Obama come out and take over the world

January 20th, 10.42: is ready, her pom-pom’s ready and her little red dress for tonight’s Obama mania

January 20th, 2.13: had no training today, has no sleep and loosing faith… Not very positive despite all good resolutions. May tomorrow be a better day and human kind, wiser!

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January 19th, 19.14: didn't have the force nor the power today but is soon having her cocktail

January 19th, 14: is aiming from 31min40 to 45min… May the force be with her

January 19th, 3: wants to lie down and just forget the world. Forget what we're taught before we get too old. See a garden that's bursting into life…

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January 18th, 19.32: is exchanging her film session for sushi, cocktails and friends… Life could be worse…

January 18th, 15.58: is brunching against all sports recommendations. Wearing welly's out in the sun and drinking non-alcoholic cocktails. Having an absolutely fabulous Sunday

January 18th, 11.09: thinks if she concentrated hard enough on the coffee machine it would turn itself on? Clooney is a god, right? He should have the power to work his machines?

January 18th, 3.17: is aware it is past 3. Is aware she got home before 1 cause she was tired. Is aware she lost it somewhere on the way

January 18th, 1.21: had a fantastic day with rain, sun, art, shopping, cocktails, great company and a fabulous bus ride home back. One thing missing… a good slice of pizza!

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January 17th, 11.26: is about to sing in the rain… lalalala. When you don't sleep well at night, get out early and sing in the rain. And if necessary, have eggs with champagne

January 17th, 10.03: is wondering why the little voices in her head are all yelling at her to get up. Voices don't do weekends?

January 17th, 1.58: is ashamed of the things some of those called "her own" are capable of doing. She condemns, yet she is deeply sorry…

January 17th, 1.16: can obviously not sleep on this Saturday morning at 1.17am. What else?

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January 16th, 21.35: states that you’re truly fabulous when you can replace a fun night out socialising with a fabulous night in eating tofu and a book!

January 16th, 13.40: wonders why it is only to dramas that people react and not to happy updates lacking all sign of tragedy…

January 16th, 11.03: thinks that to change the outside world all you have to do is change the way you think and feel, and the law of attraction will photocopy the change. She thinks and feels fabulous!

January 16th, 9.17: has woken up too early to a fabulous day! But then why spoil a fabulous day with sleep if one cannot (spoil a fabulous day with sleep)

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January 15th, 11.24: is taking a day off so read this, print this because after this there will be nothing for 24 hours (if you need her, she'll be at LE66 tonight)

January 15th, 0.09: is smelling a sunshine bouquet

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January 14th, 15.43: ran 31min today and is about to lapse into a coma… But may do it with a bath, some bubbles and a glass of sparkly water

January 14th, 11.50: has woken up to a new day ready to go running and bite the day in its ass… If that is a possible concept

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January 13th, 22.39: is wondering why some days are better then others and why today is so bad… Restlessness, boredom, disappointment, sadness all combined…

January 13th, 17.52: is having a weird day. Photo upload, memory of lost friends, of short hair. Bored, sad, disappointed, a bit hungry and no more eggs in the fridge

January 13th, 17.33: is bored

January 13th, 15.22: is Boney M’ing to “Sunny” on repeat and is glad no one can see her right now or she will probably lose her reputation, which ever that may be…

January 13th, 14.24: hates (her 6th) Nokia and starts to despise, but really, truly and sincerely, Orange!! Maybe she should consider going back to the yogurt and string phone!

January 13th, 10.58: has learned about Polar bears having dinner, senior people working in Europe, Gay people in Italy, the Pope and now, wishing she could sleep for a decade

January 13th, 2.23: is loosing hope on sleep. It's nearly 3am and is watching a random documentary about gays in Italy. God bless Arte. When are the Arte night sheep on?

January 13th, 2.07: is going insane! Can't sleep, is hungry, craving pizza and not allowed to eat (a human gremlin). Running out of options…

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January 12th, 19.15: thinks the hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious

January 12th, 17.14: can’t walk, can’t stand, can’t move. Why can’t sports come in tubes to swallow.

January 12th, 14.22: is waiting for coach to kill her abs, legs & co till she can carry no more but her little head

January 12th, 1.30: wonders if it's because she slept all day that she can't sleep now? She has no more sheep to count. Maybe it's time to start on the pixels

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January 11th, 9.48: can't sleep & so is going to the 1st session of "Twilight" on this Sunday morning. Why stay in bed if you can go see a vampire Romeo fall for a vampire Juliette

January 11th, 8.58: thinks that when something is on her mind that makes her wake up 20 times a night, it's time to remove it and move on! Now… How the hell does that work?

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January 10th, 19.27: has been testing her resistance to cold all day. Needs a heating system while out... and may just have an idea on the subject…

January 10th, 13: got home at past 1am. Went to bed at past 5am. Still can't quite figure out what happened there…

January 10th, 1.57: loved her champagne with bubbles tonight!! Made her feel fabulous and forget all the rest… As much as that was possible

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January 9th, 7.28: is thinking, rethinking, analysing, over analysing and wondering what she's doing wrong and at what exact point. It's too early for this thinking…

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January 8th, 20.19: is fed up making the same mistakes over and over again, falling for the same lines over and over again… At what age does one grow up? Does one ever?

January 8th, 13.49: thinks that if you wish to know the mind of a man, listen to his words…

January 8th, 12.39: stayed up late, woke up late, is doing things slowly and will be a turtle for the rest of the day... Great day to turtle’ise on

January 8th, 0.22: is daydreaming in front of her computer. Her mind has wondered off across borders and down South’ish where it is warm(er) and sunny

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January 7th, 19.07: admits, she’s been visiting the salon for wash/dry hair help since her hair disaster and today, got adventurous on her own. Question, can you sue a hairdresser?

January 7th, 10.41: is lacking sleep… Again. Whoever crosses her way today, if you want to be safe, better tell her "you look great!". Lie if you have to. God will forgive

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January 6th, 19.33: is tidying, is receiving, and is cooking

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January 5th, 22.30: wants to put her head underground for just a little while and pretend nothing that has happened tonight has happened. In need of cocktails!!! Lots!

January 5th, 17.10: thinks you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

January 5th, 13.45: is going out to buy some carrots and make a snowman

January 5th, 10.37: can only blame L. for being so exhausted! Shame on you!

January 5th, 2.39: thinks it's time to maybe, but just maybe, go to bed. Coach is coming in early morning and she promised she'll greet him 'Rocky' style!

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January 4th, 17.20: is Rudolf the short haired raindeer

January 4th, 0.24: got a very bad hair cut from a stranger hairdresser, cried over it, got drunk over it and now dreading to wake up tomorrow over it

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January 3rd, 15.45: has sexy dog-torn tights, hair pooled up, ray ban's on, totally punk rock bum style

January 3rd, 10.40: was dragged out of bed by a hungry cat who wanted boiled fish. There's nothing like boiled fish in the early morning hours…

January 3rd, 0.03: wonders if someone remembers what the word peace means! Bullets, blood, death, hate, conflict… This seems to be all people know. Will they ever learn better?

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January 2nd, 22.27: didn't choose her religion, didn't choose her origin, but she chose your eyes…

January 2nd, 21.07: is about to get all emotional with "Mauvaise Foi". The past is haunting her still... Why do they make it hard for us to live out what we want to?...

January 2nd, 1.03: did the Desperate H. marathon and is now hoping for a good sleep marathonial night, flue free, easy breathing and all that goes with

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January 1st, 23.25: has been watching Desperate Housewives since... as early in the day as she can remember. Sick new year day's been great!

January 1st, 20.51: is in love with Canal+ and their full day of Desperate Housewives Season 4. It couldn't have come on a better day!

January 1st, 17.51: has been spending her first day of the year in bed watching desperate housewives, drinking tea and mouching. Could be worse

January 1st, 12.12: promised her grandmother this would be the year and is now looking for a husband... Are you available?

January 1st, 11.28: is in bed with a cold. It's official. And happy new year to you too says Sandra and her tissue box

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December 31st, 21.21: is wishing you a fabulous NEW YEAR! Flue or no flue, it's time to celebrate the new, what should be (promised her grandmother) a FANTASTIC year!

December 31st, 16.51: is a few hours away from champagne, fireworks, showing her ID to leave / get back home (true story) & still feels ill'ish. This wasn't meant to happen! Scheisse

December 31st, 9.08: thought she was better than that, stronger than that… But ends up she isn't. She caught a cold on New Year day. Meds overdose and sleep today!

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December 30th, 23.35: has a hard time breathing tonight… Her chest is shutting up. Hopefully 2009 will open it up

December 30th, 21.31: wants to start the year in a "Bed of Roses" script. If it worked for Hollywood, it could work for her… Right?

December 30th, 19.59: gets emotional every end of year and feels it coming… Needs a free hug. Hugs on sale?

December 30th, 19.18: had a nice day in her nice welly's, with her nice friend and with the cat. Yes, it's cat-sitting time again. Boiled fish before morning coffee and all that goes with

December 30th, 11.01: is cold and lacking motivation. No sun. No mood. No mood… Watch out for the claws

December 30th, 00.49: is back and turning off. Will someone buy her a miniature running machine so she can do her thing till the skies get warmer?

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December 29th, 18.01: loves the sun but hates the cold… How did she even make it in Sweden? She seems to have very short memory when it comes to that

December 29th, 10.49: has a lot of will but the weatherman is against her. Will the leopard man be as well she wonders…

December 29th, 1.21: is having that late night can't-sleep itch again. Thoughts are like a bad cold. They hit you the strongest at night when you least need it

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December 28th, 21.34: thinks Blake Edwards must have been in another wicked mood the day he made "The Party" and saved that of the nation the day he screened it

December 28th, 20.53: had a preview this afternoon of life without Facebook. What was life before cell phones and Facebook?

December 28th, 13.02: didn’t wake up late. At all. She simply woke up Sunday time

December 28th, 02.57: went. Met. Talked. Drank. Now returned. 'Slept'

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December 27th, 22.27: was given the motivation and is now about to act upon it! Goodbye heat, hello Siberia and champagne!

December 27th, 20.57: is asking herself, Madam or pas Madam… Staying in or pas staying in… With this Siberian weather, what is the motivational secret?

December 27th, 15.12: has Power Plate'd, Fnac'd, lunched, avoided shopping and now wondering if to go out into this Siberian cold again or stay in watch silly Xmas TV films

December 27th, 8.32: is wondering why her stupid concierge feels the need to vacuum and wash his old ugly car every bloody weekend at 8am right outside her window

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December 26th, 23.18: singing along to Israeli channuka songs she hasn't heard in years & years on Israeli TV. She used to be young & know this stuff, now she's a rebel with a cause!

December 26th, 20.08: just spent 1h58min with Orange on the phone. Started at scratch, ended up at scratch. Totally incompetent and she is the one to pay the 1h58min communication

December 26th, 11.45: thinks it may be an insignificant step for human kind but a huge step for her and her running shoes! She saw the statue and then came back!

December 26th, 10.55: woke up late (so what!) put her jogging on before coffee. Having coffee and off to run. Has no choice. Is dressed for the part. Mazel tov!

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December 25th, 22.42: thinks Blake Edwards must have been in a wicked mood the day he made "Victor Victoria" and saved that of the nation the day he screened it

December 25th, 21.02: thinks it is on days like these when you really realise…

December 25th, 17.25: wishes she could grow Rudolph legs, Rudolph ears and fly away. Till then she’ll take her own legs, walk around Paris on this Xmas day and have a fabulous cocktail

December 25th, 10: wishes she could grow 2 more legs, a cute red button nose, be called Rudolph & run through the prairies. If that's what it takes to run then Rudolph she'll be

December 25th, 1.13: won't be thinking, looking, tasting food for the next days. Thanks for not mentioning it. It's now Alice in Wonderland time… Literally

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December 24th, 19: won’t ask for much this xmas. She won’t even wish for snow. She’s just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe…

December 24th, 10.30: is wishing you all a MERRY XMAS and don't over due it at dinner time or she probably won't be seeing you for a while and then she'll be sad…

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December 23rd, 23.06: is asking; when you come through a worthless FB status, do you actually read it or pass on to something more entertaining? Why read stupid when you can read smart

December 23rd, 19.56: thinks the more she thinks about the Fighting-insomnia Sleeping Calendar, the more she likes the idea

December 23rd, 2.35: is in bed watching 'Calendar Girls' and loosing sleep by the minute… Maybe she should shoot an Sleeping Calendar and fight insomnia

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December 22nd, 14.25: has been too busy dating imbeciles. Maybe 2009 is the time to stop the imbecilities and concentrate on what matters. No, not shoes…

December 22nd, 10.36: is up and out to work out the (good yet not the best fat free) Jap restaurant she had last night. God bless sports (never thought she'd say those words one day)

December 22nd, 1.31: can't sleep. What went so well went so sour. She wants the sweet taste of it back

December 22nd, 0.22: thinks it may be time to press "off"

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December 21st, 18.48: has drifted from the Philosophes to the Fumoir then will be drifting to Japan and back to bed. Sunday drift

December 21st, 112.09: thinks people who have phones & never answer/return calls or dial them should give their phone away to the phone SPA for someone with real social need to adopt

December 21st, 11.46: is looking at the time, turning her head to the pillow, looking at the time again. Don't know what to do

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December 20th, 19.14: is giving up on Italians. Her New Year resolution. One less shouldn't hurt!

December 20th, 16.48: has been running all day. In and out of Adidas, Go Sport and Courir. That counts for a "run" doesn't it? With a cardio bonus

December 20th, 10.51: is slowly waking up. One eye after the other. She said she's run today… She also said she's marry a millionaire this year. Well, did she?

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December 19th, 19.22: ran 15 min with coach without stopping or dying. Next step, 20/30 min alone, this weekend with music in her ears (and phone dialled on 911…)

December 19th, 10.33; thinks honey is a good concept. Bellyache. Eat some honey. Heartache. Eat some honey. Bears knew their business. It's not random girls like teddy’s

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December 18th, 22.15: is not feeling too hot… Maybe tea and honey will help put the heat back on

December 18th, 19.35: is wondering... Is it? Is he? Will she? How can they?

December 18th, 10.17: is up. Her future may be partly decided today and so she can’t decide what to wear. One of those issues

December 18th, 0.27: promised not to come here but thought she'd say hi before turning off... Hello

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December 17th, 16.20: managed to get back all her data. Thank you PC Suite!

December 17th, 13.24: is changing phones… again. 4th Nokia E65 and hopefully her contacts, diary etc. will all remain. Nokia is one phone away from her blacklist

December 17th, 2.59: can't sleep and the clock is ticking. Scheisse!

December 17th, 1.17: is cleaning past midnight!! Not normal! She needs to breath some fresh air and see some fresh cows!

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December 16th, 10.29: is dreaming of a white Christmas and a home bike

December 16th, 12.35: can't stop thinking about someone and wishes she could be somewhere far away with birds, trees and cows and concentrate on something else

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December 15th, 23.13: is back home from the cold, the champagne and the jazz

December 15th, 11.33: can't decide. "Boston Legal" or a home bike. Santa, which will it be?

December 15th, 1.01: can't sleep and is asking Santa to get her "Boston Legal" for Xmas (all seasons). If Santa is too busy will you buy her that for Xmas?

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December 14th, 23.03: hasn't done much today, hasn't been out in the cold and feels quite rested. Bed before midnight. She rocks!

December 14th, 14.56: is cleaning, scrubbing, dusting, rearranging, sorting, throwing and recovering. Couldn’t possibly think of a better Sunday

December 14th, 12.10: has written n'importe quoi on FB last night but then again, the best poets write nonsense most of the time don't they?

December 14th, 4.27: thinks time itself may not be a ridiculous one but add them to one another, 7 in a row and it quickly becomes a ridiculous thing…

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December 13th, 12.16: is thinking it may be time to get up. But reading everyone's status updates "too cold, too grey" why bother. Bed is warm & waking up past midday is so chic

December 13th, 3.49: thought she'd be asleep by midnight but coming back home at 3.30am is so much more fun

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December 12th, 17.57: is still alive. Paris is saved from Cognac-Club-less nights, Anti-Valentin-less parties and other excuses to drink on and be merry

December 12th, 16.11: is waiting for her coach to come and force her to run for a whoooooole hoooour... He'll most probably hate her by the end of it! She didn't ask for it so

December 12th, 11.05: thinks life is to short to give any attention to self centred people with heads the size of one of those big beach balls so she's just going to ignore them

December 12th, 1.09: is going to bed phone free, wifi free, alarm clock free and hopefully full of sleep. She's tired, she's cranky and she's saying good night

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December 11th, 19.02: is going to her LE66 Christmas Party looking like lumberjack Santa

December 11th, 17.48: is up after a few hours of much needed nap. Last time she napped she was probably 7. Ag(ing)e…

December 11th, 10.26: is up and having a hard time to do so... 4 days is as much as she can take. 3 more are coming up and by Sunday she's a 'smartut'

December 11th, 1.11: thinks taking off her 10cm heels is the best thing that could have happened to her in a long time. Better then low fat peanut butter

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December 10th, 16.01: has left the Web early but may see the boys again tonight. her eyes are slowly closing... Need to keep them open. Need to keep them open (Repeat after me)

December 10th, 8.37: has been up since ages. The call of the Web geeks and all the rest (lots of it till late tonight)

December 10th, 1.15: met Paulo Coelho, drank @ Palais M. Still no Orange for world contact. Ridiculous! Bed now. Web08 tomorrow early. Coach. No TCFR but Crillon instead & champagne

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December 9th, 22.06: is having an Orange - disfonctionnement - and can't make or receive any calls. No mobile. No life, but at least MySpace Web 08 has a bar to compensate

December 9th, 21.04: is back from the Web08, off to the Web08 party, then putting her sleep to the test till she starts all over again in the morning

December 9th, 10.09: preparing the Opus Web night tonight, LA GRANDE XMAS PARTY Thursday @ LE66 , the Cognac @ the Hilton Friday and all her sports in between

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December 8th:Rest!

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December 7th, 9.38: is having a winter sale ‘friend’ kick out. No more “help me but I won’t help you”, “invite me but I won’t invite you”, “Call me but I won’t call you” tricks

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December 6th, 20.25: is having an early spring “friend” cleaning. No more “help me but I won’t help you”, “invite me but I won’t invite you”, “Call me but I won’t call you” tricks

December 6th, 11.12: is turning herself on before midday

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December 5th, 23.41: is turning herself off before midnight

December 5th, 23.08: thinks the Lemon Tree is a wonderful film! She's off to make some lemon juice and dry her tears

December 5th, 18.16: went to buy some coffee today and was given lots of club cards, offers and her own little hostess. Buying coffee these days is quite chic… What else?

December 5th, 7.23: is giving up on sleep, getting up and getting productive. Coffee, morning news, morning run you said?

December 5th, 6.46: is lying awake in bed trying to sleep but no chance on that happening. Thinking of bills, shopping, what to prepare her parents for dinner. 6am thoughts…

December 5th, 2.35: is back after a great evening looking like mother Christmas. Ho Ho Ho

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December 4th, 11.36: is wondering how come there is enough space out there in space for all this rain pouring down on us?

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December 3rd, 19.55: exchanged phones, recovered most of her data, missed her coach, is feeling the post power plate effects and is going out for much deserved drinks

December 3rd, 12.55: is about to hand in her phone and claim her new one. Reset of the old… No more numbers, notes or files. @Orange/@Nokia, the backup transfer better work!!!

December 3rd, 12.11: wants something but doesn't quite know what it is…

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December 2nd, 23.01: wishes contacts & all info could transfer itself auto onto her new phone. Yes, you can do it on your PC but she has no idea how to make it work! Scheisse!

December 2nd, 21.01: has been power plating and is still vibrating

December 2nd, 11.29: needs an evening dress, a milk frother, book the table and exchange her Ray Ban's. In that order

December 2nd, 1.54: is still not asleep, still on her wifi, still trying to turn off… Scheisse!

December 2nd, 0.44: is freezing in her bed despite her sexy white wool socks and her almost ski combi on. Maybe it's warmer in Siberia…

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December 1st, 22.42: wonders whether to watch Madagascar II or go sleep. Good vs. bad or bad Vs. good, depending from what angle you look at it
December 1st, 10.09: is up, out and proud to say it

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November 30th, 23.44: has been tasting, spitting, drinking wine all day and is now drinking every drop of water she can find!

November 30th, 12.36: asks you, what do you want for Christmas? http://theabsolutchristmaslist.blogspot.com

November 30th, 1.29: has worked out for nothing! Fondue/raclette night has killed it all and left her heavy like a stone…s

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November 29th, 13.59: has worked out and ready for the fondue!

November 29th, 2.45: has decided to come home early, sleep early as to wake up early and work out way too early. It's never too late!

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November 28th, 19.45: fait part de ses sincères condoléances à la famille de Benoît Desveaux. Une triste disparition

November 28th, 15.08: thinks it's too cold out and that someone should seriously think of doing something about it!

November 28th, 10.29: is up too early and out running with the wind

November 28th, 2.36: is home later than planned and having to wake up earlier than wanted… Who made time? What is time? Is it disposable?

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November 27th, 10.45: managed to burn her hair… Red hair on fire!

November 27th, 1.16: is back where it's warm and silent. Good night munchkins. Usually not sending out any good night messages but tonight is inspired!

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November 26th, 9.45: is wondering, how do you trash your bad friends? Stop all contact out of the blue.. tell them honestly they're doing you more bad than good.. Ignore them…?

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November 25th, 20.26: is amazed at how little respect people can show at others while they themselves ask for much of it

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November 25th, 23.42: thinks the Web3 is like Fort Knox!

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November 23rd, 13.37: thinks the Web3 is a Fort Knox event! Can't get near it and when you ask for a key or a peak through the door, poof, all the guards are gone!

November 23rd, 12.47: was in no mood all morning but training hour ended up being painfully fun. You try doing abs while laughing out loud!

November 23rd, 10.48: has no will, no motivation, no mood for coach and wants chocolate, cakes and peanut butter

November 23rd, 9.06: wonders if coach is going to bring a punching ball this morning cause she would need to beat it to a pulp!

November 23rd, 8.20: has been up since 6am disappointed. When someone’s head grows it will blow up in their face at some point. How to tell them to watch out for the mess…

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November 22nd, 21.03: has brunched, has cleaned, has washed, has peeled, has watched the Sunday show and will soon be doing the early Sunday sleep

November 22nd, 12.10: is looking out the window and admiring the snow… It's snowing in Paris!!

November 22nd, 1.02: was found on FB by the daughter of her neighbours in Sweden back in the 80's. What were the odds after 20 years?

November 22nd, 0.18: is in her fabulous pj, with fabulous warm socks felling absolutely fabulous on this Saturday night in exchanging champagne for hot tea with lemon

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November 21st, 22.19: has cancelled her night plans to stay in watch “Don’t mess with Zohan”, Israeli music, stupid script & her own life story (hair aside) Could it be better?

November 21st, 20.29: is gaining some force back with the Big Bad Sugar Free Red Big Bull before joining MLP and BLP for some FCN

November 21st, 19.15: is wondering whether she left her energy back at the bookstore or washed it down with the dishes…

November 21st, 10.35: has been up since dawn (well, it’s all relative really) and ready to go play in the water puddles! Water-puddling in style!

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November 20th, 17.33: is and will be but may not be at some point, who knows… But may become again if she decides to be!

November 20th, 9.51: slept like a baby and up since almost a normal hour to all. What a fabulous life!

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November 19th, 22.11: is going to bed before 22.30 and for that only, she is extremely proud!! May watch TV (sorry JP.G) but in any case will dream of a sports shoes before 23h

November 19th, 18.03: needs 2 weeks to recover!!!! Needs a "No Pain No Gain" doll like the one in "Keeping the Faith" immediately if not sooner!

November 19th, 10.23: is up and running against time. There are not enough hours in the day to do all that must be done! Maybe cloning is not such a bad idea after all

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November 18th, 23.38: is going to bed! Long day in the rain, in the boots and in Paris

November 18th, 10.27: is glad because she can wear her new Marc Jacobs welly boots today and sing in the rain

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November 17th, 23.42: feels her eyes slowly shut (actually started a few hours ago) She thanks her coach for mooching her completely so she can sleep better

November 17th, 13.46: will be very happy if by the end of the day she will manage to put on her own coat and lift her bag. Very happy…

November 17th, 10.20: has actually 40 min left before her self-imposed leg, arm and back twists with the mean man. Why inflict this on yourself she wonders... And pay for it too!

November 17h, 10.59: has 1 more minute before her self-imposed leg, arm and back twists with the mean man. Why inflict this on yourself she wonders… And pay for it too!

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November 16th, 0.45: wonders, when you feel fed up or on the limit of “pretending” should you just get up and leave or keep that smile and keep pretending…

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November 15th, 12.44: is on her way to admire daddy’s photo expo at the Trocadero Library, 16th, Les Odeurs de Bucharest” if you’re up for a foreign smelly experience

November 15th, 9.53: has seen Cognac. Tasted Cognac. Celebrated Cognac. Had a great Cognac Experience

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November 14th, 9.57: will be starting her serious training today. All she did till now was just tickle her body. As from today she will suffer & it will probably do her good

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November 13th, 2.08: is finally in bed. Long day. Interesting things… Maybe the fortune teller was right when she said "there's a trip & when you get back… A new life will begin"

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November 12th, 21.59: is back online. Welly boots off, umbrella put aside and cheddar put in fridge. She wants to go back there…

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November 10th, 11th: LONDON

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November 9th, 19.02: is having a fabulous martini carrot cocktail somewhere south west London. Where? No idea, but the cocktail is fabulous!

November 9th, 16.20: is enjoying the London rain, sun, the company and Sunday cocktails. Loving it!

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November 7th – 8th: LONDON

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November 6th, 22.33: is happy under the rain and thinks her previous status was quite dumb. Blame it on a one hour jet lag…

November 6th, 22.24: is having a Caesar salad in London. Same menu, different city. What else?

November 6th, 9.42: is going British. God bless the queen and Curry

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November 5th, 17.35: is drinking for Obama tonight at the Alcazar Paris and drinking for Obama tomorrow in London. Will she be blaming Obama for her hangovers?

November 5th, 13.58: is having a hard time understanding how come she can't close her bag while still pulling cloths out of it. Is it the bag or is it her?

November 5th, 3.35: is following Obama's victory. 199 vs. 124 McCain

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November 4th, 12.52: is the 1,032,251st person to donate their status to get out the vote for Barack Obama today. Donate yours

November 4th, 8.31: is up and ready for some serious workout! Tonight, Harry's bar, elections, Bloody Mary...s

November 4th, 1.06: is sleepless in bed trying to visualize a sunset, a sundown but all she's getting is a breakdown! Aie aie aie!

November 4th, 0.07: is behind schedule on sleep. May coach be nice to her tomorrow!!!!

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November 3rd, 19.39: is having soup, going to bed at 9pm and getting ready to flex and plier tomorrow morning with her new best friend

November 3rd, 11.44: is up and about and turning around

November 3rd, 2: can't shut her brain for the night. Thinking about her sweet stranger, her to-do list, her evening or the things she needs to take to London. Turn it off!

November 3rd, 1.11: is too exhausted to sleep, so it seems

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November 2nd, 21.47: is exhausted. Sundays are tough days really. It may not seem that way but recovering from the weekend can be hard work!

November 2nd, 12.47: is getting too old for more then 1 night of 5am with wine. Sometimes one must call defeat. 1pm and the question is, why get out of bed?

November 2nd, 4.28: is home, late, again, tipsy, again… With a lovely declaration from a complete stranger… Lovely

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November 1st, 13.19: thinks A1igle boots are made for walking and can hear the call of the puddles. Isn't it great to be 18 again… (Minus 15 maybe this time)

November 1st, 13.02: has been dreaming intensely about people, friends & places. It's raining out in real life. Maybe it's best to stay in the sun a little longer

November 1st, 4.58: wonders about men... But thinks she'll just have to stop

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November 1st, 13.19: thinks A1igle boots are made for walking and can hear the call of the puddles. Isn't it great to be 18 again… (Minus 15 maybe this time)

November 1st, 13.02: has been dreaming intensely about people, friends & places. It's raining out in real life. Maybe it's best to stay in the sun a little longer

November 1st, 4.58: wonders about men... But thinks she'll just have to stop

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October 31st, 14.53: bets living in a nudist colony probably takes the fun out of Halloween!

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October 30th, 13.33: is moving slowly like a punched out punching ball but feels great! In a few days when she’ll be feeling normal again it will all start again, and then again and again

October 30th, 10.35: feels great but can barely put a thigh in front of the other… Shame!

October 30th, 1.25: wonders why when she pays good money for heels she feels good & sexy. When she pays good money for a coach, she feels lots of pain & old…

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October 29th, 13.25: has decided to give up monthly shoe shopping for flexed feet and sit ups… She must be crazy!!!

October 29th, 10.48: is up, waiting for the person who will partly change her life

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October 28th, 23.07: has followed the wise man, turned her phone off, PC off, watched the film beginning to end while concentrating on nothing else and now, to bed! JP, it’s a beginning

October 28th, 20.12: Next baby step in her new “break the patterns” resolutions, turn the PC off and relax with a film, beginning to end no interruption

October 28th, 9.45: has listened to an advice, gone to sleep before 0.30 and part from a minor nightmare, followed the yellow brick road till 9am. One baby step at a time

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October 27th, 23.32: is starting by changing her sleeping habits and is off to bed. No TV, no thinking about coffee cups and cracks in the ceiling!

October 27th, 22.06: has realised certain things and will do her best to change her patterns, habits, people and shoes!

October 27th, 8.42: is up and has been since the time she went to bed. To be treated with care like a little kitty or the tiger transformation could be quite radical

October 27th, 12.28: had a great weekend, a great spicy Korean and thinks German nannies are great!

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October 26th, 19.45: is going to post a very boring post but she’s having a very nice Sunday

October 26th, 14.30: thinks that when she closed the door, she opened a whole new window… the trick is now not to let in too much dust and bugs

October 26th, 7.15: is replying to status messages less then 4 hours after having gone to sleep. What's wrong in the picture? Tick and send. Win big!

October 26th, 3.07: feels like taking a pen & paper and spend tomorrow rewriting her life, her people, her goals, her general patterns. Will she change?

October 26th, 2.46: is back home after a good night out but since we're back to 3am and not 4am it's early so maybe she should go back out again

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October 25th, 20.13: is off for dinner and beyond

October 25th, 12.49: is having a hard time starting anything today part from a minor fire

October 25th, 9.54: still can't believe the "sorry I don't know you" cold shoulder she got from the new stupid bouncer at a club she spent her life is. He was ugly too!

October 25th, 9.19: is up way too early & according to Cosmopolitan, will premature her skin because of lack of sleep… Can't do that now can she. Back to bed

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October 24th, 23.10: is at the Fumoir, dined, wined, all taken cared of.. 3 men looking after her… What else?

October 24th, 19.15: has done all but the North Pole today. Noise, traffic, iPod, shopping, meetings, Facebook… How does one relax with nature and penguins?

October 24th, 10.11: wants to go to the North Pole for a week. Her. Nature. Silence. No wifi, pc or gadgets. Just her and the sound of silence

October 24th, 2.41: is watching Jesus in the dessert looking for the truth. Maybe this is the time for rebirth, restart, reboot

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October 23rd, 23.21: has decided, to hell with it!! When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep on walking!

October 23rd, 20.04: is still upset & about why some need to share their lives while all we want them to do is shut up about it! Is it to hurt us, provoke us…

October 23rd, 12.03: thinks wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be. When they don’t, they are just fools!

October 23rd, 11.11: thinks no man is worth your tears, but once you find the once who is, he won’t make you cry. The others give them up the moment you feel it up your throat

October 23rd, 7.12: can't sleep. Yesterday won't go away…

October 23rd, 1.04: is wondering why men need to share what they should really keep to themselves!! If they want to cause pain, hit the ball instead!!

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October 22nd, 13.08: has had so many fabulous mini cakes (although mini cake + mini cake + many more = way too many) that today she’s drinking her meals!

October 22nd, 8.24: is asking (yes, so early) why has youtube, dailymotion etc gone MUTE all of a sudden? Speakers work but those sites are silent. Anyone?

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October 21st, 23.05: hopes the Bertrand’s will give her access to their fully equipped sports centre over the next few months. After all those fabulous pastries comes the fasting!

October 21st, 18.24: is getting ready to discover Angelina’s new Autumn-Winter pastry collection. Putting on pants so that her hands can stay safe in her pockets!

October 21st, 14.02: doesn't understand why some keep recruiting aSW friends via their FB status then complain that aSW is not what it used to be

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October 20th, 21.53: is quoting someone smart who once said "Don't make someone a priority in your life if you're only an option in theirs."

October 20th, 11.52: sprinted from bed this morning like a missile, angry, finally realising someone she has been adoring for so long has actually no reason to be adored!

October 20th, 0.09: had a few drinks, booked her ticket to London and should consider some sleep now. And god created Sunday!

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October 19th, 13.32: is thinking maybe it’s time to start doing something more efficient with her Sunday. Quand même!

October 19th, 0.56: is sitting up straight, hands on the keyboard, eyes on her screen and her mind in her bed. What is keeping her from actually going to it? 3615 Shrink!

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October 18th, 11.03: is trying to make space on her pc but has no idea what stuff need to be kept & the useless junk! Apple mobile device support? Friend of foe?

October 18th, 11.31: wishes it would be 11.30 at night so she could continue sleeping & not feel bad about it. Now she has to get up cause she does…

October 18th, 0.16: has not been drinking today! Really… She hasn’t been drinking at all. Sipping champagne is not like drinking it, right?

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October 17th, 10.08: can't seem to get the volume down an inch. Cars, planes, the wind... Isn't champagne as harmless as water really?

October 17th, 2.55: was in no mood yesterday but oh so many drinks…

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October 16th, 10.23: is in no mood today!

October 16th, 0.56: thinks that is she had a cow right now she’s probably eat it alive… And go pick up some potatoes to have on the side!

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October 15th, 2.23: is counting sheep again! Scheisse! Needs to get sleep to sing Mama Mia like a queen tomorrow after having found her perfect ridiculous ABBA look. Mist!

October 15th, 1.25: is home after a full day out! Hopefully will have a full night in and start all over again in the early hours and all the way to MAMA MIA @ the Alcazar

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October 14th, 7.56: is already up & it's not even 8 (impressive eh!) If you're attending the Salon des Micros Entreprises, let her know & you'll have coffee

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October 13th, 22.35: is soon starting a 3 day “salon des micro enterprises” marathon. If anyone nice is there let me know and we’ll share a coffee between a 30 min atelier

October 13th, 12.11: thinks one should take time to deliberate, but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in… or get out of bed!

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October 12th, 22.29: has been hung over and sleepy since 12pm and after too much time awake is ready to turn the lights off and go to sleep

October 12th, 13.46: has been drunk and merry till 8am and after a little bit of sleep is ready to start all over again

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October 11th, 20.28: has nothing to declare

October 11th, 11.38: is flying off to the webdeux connect on her magic carpet! Make her space to land!

October 11th, 2.46: is watching a chocolate show on TV & can barely watch! Try a girls night out with bags of candy & you won't look chocolate in the eye again!

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October 10th, 19.36: is having a girls’ night with girls (yes, usually that’s how it works), cocktails (much, much of them) and fabulous girly food (fabulous!!)

October 10th, 11.22: needs to get to point B from point A but point B seems to be so far away she may have to ride a donkey to get there!

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October 9th, 1.41: thinks she may have to excuse herself for all the sins sinned over the year so that she can start all over again as soon as possible

October 9th, 1.34: is back home late. Had to make her bed late. In bed even later hoping to sleep early

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October 8th, 23.41: is at la fleche d'or watching crazy Constantine do crazy things on his stage. Is he crazy? Is this normal? Are we?

October 8th, 9.07: cursed the world all night because of lack of sleep & unable to watch the debate because of a newly dysfunctional TV. Stay away today. She bites badly!

October 8th, 2.10: wonders if going to bed at a reasonable hour and falling asleep before 4 hours later, is so much to ask…

October 8th, 1.30: is asking, sleep oh sleep, where are thee? Sleep, come and lay yourself on me god dammit!

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October 7th, 22.22: thinks if something is boring after 2 min, try it for 4. If it’s still boring, then 8, then 16, then 32. Eventually you’ll discover it’s not boring at all!

October 7th, 12.30: thinks all men should freely use those seven words that have the power to make any relationship run smoothly: you know dear, you may be right!

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October 6th, 23.20: feels we should all own an iron man at home to iron cloths & massage backs. A Robert D. would be great! If Apple is so good, can Apple wifi him out of the screen?

October 6th, 19.31: has nothing interesting to say so she won’t say it!

October 6th, 12.54: is lost in charitable translation and wants to make the world a better world to live in

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October 5th, 21.10: has been at the horse race all day and thinks basically horse racing is a fabulously animated roulette with lots of champagne!

October 5th, 8.53: is up at 8 on this Sunday morning. Not in Delhi, Tokyo or Madrid like you all, but Paris… If only it could have been NY so she could have slept some more!

October 5th, 0.02: sometimes wakes up and thinks she should start wearing a beret, but she doesn’t do it. One day she will! She will have a beret on!
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October 4th, 10.02: is crazy for her pillow! Can she really leave it behind and start an affair with life?

October 4th, 1.11: is back home from fashion to pillow passion. Thanks all who came. It was great!

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October 3rd, 12: is at the fashion fair getting ready to lead with class & style tonight's LA GRANDF FASHION PARTY @ LE66. La Mode La Mode La Mode

October 3rd, 8.36: will lead with class & grace tonight's LA GRANDE FASHION PARTY @ LE66 even with less of 5 hours sleep in her blood! SEE YOU TONIGHT with rosy cheeks & a smile

October 3rd, 7.49: is asking you, why wake up @ 9am when you can wake up @ 6? Waste of sleep if you ask! Especially with the rain out! Yes, you got it, slightly grumpy!

October 3rd, 2.17: is back in bed looking annoyingly at the time, knowing the heavy day she has tomorrow, hoping to sleep before the end of this status

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October 2nd, 4.43: can tell you it's quite annoying lying in bed, looking at the time, counting the minutes turning into hours especially as there are only 3 digits… Oy vey!

October 2nd, 3.41: is wondering in what twisted world (but her own) does someone go to sleep at a decent hour than wakes up at 3am, as if ready to start the day

October 2nd, 0.38: thinks its hard to really know ourselves but is still looking for a wrist-smeller to tell her if her new scent is "her"… Easy!

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October 1st, 13.54: may have found her fragrance. She may be elegant, luxurious yet simple and with character or more sensual and cool. Strong and vulnerable…

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September 30th, 18.03: is looking for her new scent… Needs roses, needs sensual, needs oriental… Needs a new or extra nose!

September 30th, 10.24: is wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! It is New Year today and the weather is Christmas like so, she may!

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September 29th, 1.18: thinks maybe she should follow a friend's idea and count her empty glasses in the cupboard

September 29th, 11.25: is wishing you a Happy New Year in V.O, Happy Eid and in case she'll miss you at that time, Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah!

September 29th, 0.13: is about to go to bed… Or at least the thought of it is there

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September 28th, 21.36: has followed the little red line all morning then dropped it for the yellow brick road

September 28th, 11.38: is following the little red line…

September 28th, 2.57: has been rethinking things and managed to reach a few conclusions… Work not done but a clearer line is being drawn

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September 27th, 1.58: thinks the right word may be effective, but no word was ever so effective as a rightly times pause…

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September 26th, 10.30: thinks a day has a start to it so that one can start it. But when is the start? Or is the end when you actually think you should begin?…

September 26th, 1.43: is wondering why some people are the way they are and others aren't!… She may prefer the "aren't" but right now, she may go to sleep

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September 25th, 9.48: should get up. There are more things she has to do today than there is time. Try to beat that one!

September 25th, 1.25: needs sleep! 1st comes e-commerce, then new baby Adam, biz RV, cocktails with Carl, Castelbajac, Flute, then blackout!

September 25th, 0.18: has reached the day after yesterday so maybe it’s time to stop, close and reboot!

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September 24th, 21.07: is home, working and thinking of the day’s accomplishments and people. Great day! Great people! Great status!

September 24th, 16.54: has seen the new born baby boy & is meeting the slightly older web E-Commerc'ants. Diapers or web strategies?

September 24th, 9.22: needs to get up now. Got a new baby to go visit, an ecommerce fair to explore, someone to discuss with & a translation to do… What is time?

September 24th, 2.16: thinks she should probably go to bed. So far, she’s still considering. Hopefully soon she will be acting on it!

September 24th, 1.06: has dropped one option out of the night’s two and is satisfied with her choice. She stands by her choice!!

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September 23rd, 17.25: ‘s dilemma is over. First comes TechCrunch, then comes E-commerce and probably way too many champagne glasses all through!

September 23rd, 11.35: will actually be at the E-Commerce fair tomorrow but tonight's dilemma is still on. What to do, where to go, what to wear, what to say?

September 23rd, 9.55: is going to E-Commerce all day, VIP & TechCrucnh party all night. 1 day, 3 opportunities, so much socializing…what to wear?

September 23rd, 0.23: thinks it’s time to Ctrl+S, disguise herself into a sleeping beauty and turn herself off. The question is, will prince charm come kiss her good morning?

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September 22nd, 23.19: is still working. There’s no point distracting her by asking “are you really working” every 5 min. She is! … Sounds weird though, doesn’t it?

September 22nd, 21.10: is working, reading, translating, thinking, experimenting, drinking and every now and again, smoking. No Skippy involved! Sounds familiar?

September 22nd, 19.19: is and will be but may be not. Who knows!? Do you?

September 22nd, 13.59: is working, reading, translating, thinking, experimenting, drinking and every now and again, smoking. No Skippy involved!

September 22nd, 10.17: thinks life may be just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring or win a free ride

September 22nd, 2.38: is upset with FR night TV. 1st came Secret Story, now comes StarAc. Although, she could probably just switch off

September 22nd, 1.58: can't sleep! Bored, thinking maybe she'll do some work. One is smarter at night time, said.. Am sure someone great said something along those lines

September 22nd, 0.20: thinks life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained, therefore she is off to bed, sleep and wake up all pink and perky!

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September 21st, 22.15: thinks letting go doesn’t mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are thing that cannot be

September 21st, 21.24: is letting go… sometimes a girl just needs what she cannot seem to get. Choosing early bed over cocktails and shallow words!

September 21st, 20.55: is giving up…

September 21st, 10.41: is letting go of her bed and accepting the fact she cannot stay in it all day and escape her destiny

September 21st, 0.58: thinking letting go may not mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be!

September 21st, 0.27: has a little dreidel, she made it out of clay. And when it’s dry and ready, Oh dreidel she shall play

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September 20th, 15.57: is grilling in the sun. Her hair is going from red to burning! She's wishing you all a merry Christmas (wishful chilling thinking)

September 20th, 14.19: thinks feeling restless is not a very positive feeling yet may have a positive outcome. She's feeling like a bloody - sevivon!

September 20th, 14.03: has reached her little seat out in the sun but the restleness has not left her...

September 20th, 11.33: feels restless and is going out. Where to? The usual! A nice walk to cross Paris and rest her mind!

September 20th, 9.55: is packing to get out of bed and soon travelling off to the kitchen where she will be served coffee by the coffee machine

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September 19th, 23.13: is suffering from cold-winter-days-far-too-early and going to bed before even 11.30 like a cat, purr where it’s warm!

September 19th, 18.45: is freezing out in Paris. She needs warmth... How about a free hug evening?

September 19th, 9.57: slept, woke up, got up, drank coffee, now sitting down to work. Isn’t that what normal people do?

September 19th, 2.55: is home too late for a very early wake up call (happens even to her) and too early for Castel standards. Tough!

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September 18th, 16.53: thinks clocks slay time… time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life

September 18th, 15.04: is back at her old office for some work and coffees. The Etienne Marcel has been out of her life for a life and today they’ll have a true love day!

September 18th, 11.19: thinks the best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time

September 18th, 2.46: thinks she shouldn’t be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock!

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September 17th, 23.47: is sick and tired of being sick and tired! And only one day has gone by of tissues and tea! A woman’s got no patience to catch a cold!

September 17th, 10.22: is up, working faster than the wind! Whatever that may mean…

September 17th, 7.17: is correcting. The stupid farmer in her dream is actually the beginning of a cold in disguise. Even worse then being abducted by 3 headed aliens!

September 17th, 6.50: is tangled up in her duvet but can't sleep! Got woken up by a stupid dream. Some stupid farmer who pulled an X file stunt on her. Now what?

September 17th, 1.54: thinks she may look quite sexy in her big night woollen socks and her flannel pyjama, hiding under the duvet like there are monsters under the bed!

September 17th, 0.25: left the house tonight heavy booted and jacket’ed! This autumn is winter and she likes it not!

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September 16th, 20.25: needs a drink! It’s September, not even 8.30pm and it’s pitch black and cold outside!! What does this mean? Where is my cocktail?

September 16th, 18.06: is asking, do you, TDiP friend deny that the USSR has placed intermediate range missiles in Cuba and that you will join us @ BAXO 18/9 for dinner? Yes or no?

September 16th, 10.25: is up working. By the end of the day she may speak languages you don’t understand. Don’t take it too personally

September 16th, 2.54: will never really understand why the central heat is on till July when you can hardly breath & off in Sept when you're exposed to the wind like a hairless rat

September 16th, 2.10: is in bed with real pj pants, pj shirt, socks & and a jumper. Is this still September or did we jump to December?

September 16th, 1.35: thinks many things such as loving or going to sleep are done worst when we try hardest to dot hem so basically, she will not sleep! Not sleep! Not sleep!

September 16th, 0.10: is wondering, did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window

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September 15th, 13.58: thinks about life, choices we make or the outcome of things we don’t, men, shoes and low fat Skippy

September 15th, 11.15: is wondering why everyone hates the new FB, what to wear today and if she has enough milk for her coffee. Existential questions in the morning!

September 15th, 0.31: thinks a man doing his seduction act only to test his general seduction skills, is a very tiring thing. Chances are you’re digging your own grave and not your bed

September 15th, 0.16: thinks they talk too much! They run after you saying they want you and when you give them an opportunity to show it all, the act is off!

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September 14th, 22.08: loves sleeping beauty. The music, the sets, the costumes. It’s so romantic! …Or maybe she only likes it because she sleeps for a 100 years and doesn’t age

September 14th, 20.46: is so tired but cannot sleep. Standing on the edge of something much too deep. Funny how she feels so much but cannot say a word…

September 14th, 13.15: is up and about to go feel the sun on her face. Philosophes or not Philosophes, that is the question!

September 14th, 5.32: is hopelessly awake past 5am. She could probably make a great film of her dreams but she chooses sleep over fame!

September 14th, 1.56: worked all day in her sweat pants then went on to the Fumoir looking like Heidi in the mountains, plus the cocktail. The look of the season!

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September 13th, 14.08: is wondering if everyone went by to say hello to the pope today while she’s been translating terms and facts. Is he well? Maybe he’d like to join for a TDiP

September 13th, 12.13: is up, work is on the table, the sun is shining but not sure she’ll be seeing any of it until it’s champagne time! Actually, champagne has no real time, does it?

September 13th, 2.05: wants her cheesecake award tonight! Anyone up for late night cheesecake shopping, just send it over! Cheers!

September 13th, 1.37: is done with work for tonight. She reckons she should be awarded tomorrow… Champagne? A cheesecake?

September 13th, 0.51: is working, watching Capuçon on TV, replying mails, trying hard not to think of peanut butter and not going out, no!

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September 12th, 22.20: is working on this Friday night and wondering if the wolves are hungry at night

September 12th, 11.24: doesn’t understand why people ask questions & request replies about parties they end up never attending! Is it just to make her work harder? No need!

September 12th, 10.10: has been concentrating most of the night on sleeping & thinks it may have delayed it just because of that

September 12th, 1.43: is concentrating on being tired. Some say that if you put your mind to it, it will come!

September 12th, 1.16: is wondering when did yesterday end?? Last she looked at the time it was barely 10pm, now, we’re a day ahead… Where was she?

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September 11th, 23.31: is an illegal alien and have been for many years. If you rub her skin, she goes green

September 11th, 22: is in love with Paris Premiere and their VO TV. Got a better plan for a Thursday night (on a TdiP break of course!!) than alien colonists and Agent Moulder in English?

September 11th, 11.39: is wondering, what next? Where next? Who's next? ... Who's who?

September 11th, 1.27: is amazed how time goes by. One minute you’re at the Alcazar drinking champagne with friends, the next, you’re at home heading to bed, pizza free. What do you know!?

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September 10th, 9.26: is wondering why cats get so anxious to have boiled fish in the morning & where they get their energy from, scratching on doors & all…

September 10th, 1.05: is boxing her bed hoping it will box her back to sleep

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September 9th, 19.28: is boxing the past with her bare hands. With her eyes shot, she maintains tomorrow

September 9th, 5.40: wonders how come she can't access the good wifi network on her pc & only on her phone? Any good computer little helper out there?

September 9th, 9.33: is up, boiled the fish, drank the coffee, got rid of cat hair on her cloths and ready to go

September 9th, 1.06: needs to sleep cause tomorrow, she's getting up like normal people, if not earlier. Counting on Jules to assure her an early wake up call

September 9th, 0.40: is back home, locked away from the cat where it is safe... Nacer, are you following? ;)

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September 8th, 17.436 is getting ready to migrate to the cat hut for the next few days. Boiled fish in the morning again, scratches on her arms and legs, black cloths turn grey

September 8th, 10.51: is wondering if one can beat time. She honestly thinks 'not' but today she'll test the theory and drop you a note

September 8th, 2.31: thinks maybe she should move to India. Wear fabulous Indian cloths & jewellery. Meet an Indian boy & fall in love with Indian subtitles

September 8th, 1.34: thinks that if we’re all alone, we’re all together in that too… She finds that thought to be comforting at times…

September 8th, 0.37: is watching “PS. I love you” again and we all know what this film does to her emotionally and mascara wise. Disastrous on both!

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September 7th, 20.43: has resisted 33 years to the “Shining”. Now having watched it, will sleep with lights on, “Shrek” on ‘repeat’ all night and phones off!

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September 6th, 11.31: is starting to open her eyes up to the world and is turning herself off. Some switches need to be changed, fixed and deleted

September 6th, 2.23: said she was off to bed over 2 hours ago but since when is her sleep on track? Rebooting

September 6th, 0.14: is going to bed now and hoping to wake up on another planet for a short holiday and some fresh air!

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September 5th, 23.30: is wondering, did she say 1 cocktail??… She actually meant 2… Or to make it simple and easy just line up a few!

September 5th, 23.13: is, after being good all evening with teas and cookies, in desperate need of a cocktail!

September 5th, 21.47: wants to stay home in her big woollen socks, yet going out in the rain, high heels and a cocktail in hand sounds more and more tempting. Must be the zaza eeuu effect!

September 5th, 19.49: thinks boys who make you feel the zaza zou so fast then just as quickly, take it away with only a few words, are smart boys. Saves us trouble I’d suppose

September 5th, 11.55: thinks the best thing one can do when it’s raining it’s to let it rain!

September 5th, 1.52: is back from a great night. Great food. Great drinks. Great people. Now great sleep! Isn't that great?

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September 4th, 19.47: is in love with google. Girl meets boy. Boy talks a lot. Boy even talks too much. Girl google’s boy up… Girl runs away with her heels in hand!

September 4th, 19.35: has lived her day like a princess and now is off to dance the night away in her lovely glass shoes… If she looses one, will you google her up to hand it back?

September 4th, 11.02: is waking up like a princess. Can anyone please warm her croissant up, not too much though, wouldn't want to burn her fingers

September 4th, 3.03: is exasperated! Seriously... Damn! Merde! What language should she say it in. It's past 3 and she needs to be human tomorrow

September 4th, 2.15: thinks laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… She personally prefers to laugh. There’s less cleaning up to do afterwards

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September 3rd, 14.50: has decided to attack her 2009 spring-cleaning in advance. House, friends, head and if enough courage, shoes and closet

September 3rd, 11.07: has had quite a night and feels for your own ease, she’ll be keeping quiet today

September 3rd, 2.30: has decided to sleep! May be a very wise decision that will keep her entourage safe tomorrow!

September 3rd, 1.57: s'ennuie tellement qu'elle va écrire en français! Tout le monde dort la dehors? Pfff....

September 3rd, 1.44: is bored! Yes, she should probably be sleeping but s*** happens and she's not. Anyone is up wanting to mail her?

September 3rd, 1.09: is in bed with 2 pillows over her head... Save her or it'll get nasty! Who leaves 2 dogs alone past midnight anyway??

September 3rd, 0.56: loves dogs but hates her neighbour's stupid barking dog at 1am. Make him shut up!

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September 2nd, 23.54: thinks if you judge, investigate! If you are tired, go to bed!

September 2nd, 18.23: is Philosophing (where else?) while thinking about human nature and what drives people to act in certain ways rather than another...

September 2nd, 13.34: has long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions

September 2nd, 11.02: is wishing upon a farm, some cows, horses, bugs, lovely trees and all that, and peace of mind. Anyone got something like that to offer?

September 2nd, 2.28: needs some eggs for her 3am cake and a punching ball to take it all out on

September 2nd, 1.49: feels so bloody restless she's up about to clean, iron, sort her business cards or bake a cake

September 2nd, 1.37: is in bed, no sleep and her mind that feels like it is decomposing. When does it get easier?…

September 2nd, 0.58: is dreading loosing her mind… Hopefully she has a tape back-up somewhere, and if not, lots of vodka!

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September 1st, 16.40: has just moved into the land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. She reached the stop and has just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!

September 1st, 15.49: is travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!

September 1st, 14.12: is on family duty tonight hoping not to wear her dot blue kid dress, shiny shoes and get wet kisses from her old auntie… It just won't do!

September 1st, 11.10: is here but is not here. Can you see her? My point exactly!

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August 31st, 20.51: is trying to think of a better way to end her Sunday than with Simon & Garfunkel and the Graduate… There could be one but this is a great ending!

August 31st, 9.57: wonders how one knows who to trust and upon what, when both words and acts are deceiving…

August 31st, 7.59: is wishing upon a star & hoping to find herself at Maya's 1st day of kinder garden tomorrow. One of life's pure pleasures!

August 31st, 7.24: has been up most night. Thinking about the day that passed. Can't help think deception of human kind

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August 30th, 23.19: is thinking “girlfriend”… friend or foe?

August 30th, 14.22: is saying that if it was up to her she’d go right back to sleep, skip this day and go straight to the next! Sundays can only be fabulous and good can’t they!?

August 30th, 11.40: thinks you may wake up at 6am, but then you fall back asleep and wake up at midday… Now however got to get moving. Was it the left leg first or the right?

August 30th, 6.30: thinks waking up at 6am is considered a sin in some parts of the world. If only it wasn’t for the blond angered b*** invading her sleep!

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August 29th, 23.30: thinks “Anger”: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which is poured! This “anger” has a name and blond hair

August 29th, 21.20: thinks some people have nothing else to do than attack others via FB. Sandra has found herself her first stalker

August 29th, 10.39: loves the man who brought her the pills and loved the pills only thinks, that despites all, all hope is lost for her! Give her a job or put her in nightly comas!

August 29th, 1.38: got her first non sleepy sleeping pill and hoping to shut her system off completely till the roosters start doing their thing

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August 28th, 21.18: experienced motherhood for a few hours this afternoon with people thinking she was someone’s wife and the mother of 2… Quite nice actually!

August 28th, 13.19: thinks huge events take place on this earth every day; earthquakes, hurricanes, even glaciers move. So why couldn’t he look at me?

August 28th, 1.30: wanted her bed early & almost had it… Was so close and eyes so heavy. Now wide-awake counting ants

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August 27th, 23: missed him so called him. Found out he found another. Miss him still. Hate him…

August 27th, 22.44: pressed stop. Bed. Yes. She. Now! God bless… Good night!

August 27th, 20.40: thinks people are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals. Right one that goal being test the sofa and press “Play”

August 27th, 11.30: has been up since such a long time she’s starting to think it’s time to go back to bed now!

August 27th, 7.19: is going to bed past her bedtime and waking up before its time! It’s all upside down these days!

August 27th, 0.54: has been quite expat’y tonight and is now in bed like a good girl. If you don’t hear from her till tomorrow, be happy! May the sleep force be with her… Amen!

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August 26th, 18.21: is still on a wave and needs you to be extra gentle. The inner boiler is on and the kafta is one cheek away!

August 26th, 11.26: is advising you to be extra sweet to her today cause the kafta can come easy!

August 26th, 3.19: is begging of you to give her the secret to true sleep (along the lines of true love sort of thing) is there a guide book? Sleeping for idiots!

August 26th, 2.12: is in bed but if only she could be in the land of far far away… or in some hopelessly romantic fairy tale… Only for a day or two, that’s a fair request…

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August 25th, 23.55: wonders why it is you only find the perfect man who will chase you no matter what, all excuses cast aside, in films or in other peoples lives?

August 25th, 11.01: has her phone taped to her ear, the keyboard taped to her fingers and drinks coffee with a straw

August 25th, 2.37: is thinking about too many things at the same time much too late at night! Tell her to stop and teach her to sleep!

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August 24th, 23.56: is optimistic and thinks there is a good side to this rain after all… She’s still looking for what it is though…

August 24th, 14.15: is wondering what we have all done wrong to have such a sad depressing weather. Haven’t we all been good? Don’t we deserve some sun and affection?

August 24th, 11.07: is fed up with this Facebook spam! She felt so secure here, so safe, and now… Spam bam!

August 24th, 2.27: is watching Secret Story in bed and laughing out loud at John-David’s hair issues… Does it get more pathetic than that? John-David and herself!

August 24th, 1.11: is back home from girl meets girl meets boy then another boy, meets girl and boy, then one more boy meets boy. A fabulous day out!

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August 23rd, 15.16: is in the Marais. Where else? It’s a wonder she’s not been asked to pay this neighbourhood some rent.

August 23rd, 11.08: is waking up on this Saturday and thinking, what is Saturday? Is it a resting day or a busy day? Should one be thankful for the week or is that tomorrow?

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August 22nd, 23.19: is going to do her best to sleep early and get to the next day. Some days are too long and complicated to stay up late for!

August 22nd, 17.18: is wondering, when does it get any easier?

August 22nd, 3am: is in bed hoping to wake up before midday tomorrow… May god watch over her and make sure her two alarms ring!

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August 21st, 20.54: is off to drink some mint tea… If you come she’ll put some vodka in it just for you… or champagne. Whichever works for you really!

August 21st, 19.13: just remembered a dream where she had a huge star tattooed all over her back. Does that mean she should wish upon a star or get a back massage?

August 21st, 14.29: should maybe watch her thoughts for they become words. Watch her words for they become actions…

August 21st, 11.38: managed to find her sleep in Bolivia and reunite with it in bed here in Paris. So proud!

August 21st, 0.34: is going to sleep this day off. It’s been a long, long day! Hopefully the postman won’t even ring once tomorrow!

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August 20th, 21.37: put some stuff under her table legs and has now a happy table!

August 20th, 17.20: is restless but only good is coming out of it. Her house is sparkling, her shoes back in place. Paperwork done and files all filed! Great!

August 20th, 13.30: has known better. Banks can break you down like rain during a romantic picnic.

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August 19th, 21.21: is proudly announcing she is going to bed. Yes, it is only 21.21 and she’s loving it! Have fun out there kids! Grandma is going to sleep! For once that she can!

August 19th, 16.56: is feeling the downside of going out till late and getting up before the cows even mooo!

August 19th, 7.41: has less then 5 hours of sleep in her blood… Not quite sure that will get her that far…

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August 18th, 2.49: met an old friend tonight. Fantastic evening hoping to sleep now cause at 7am got to be up like normal people. Will she? Is she?

August 18th, 19.58: thinks meeting people you’ve virtually known for long, for the 1st time, is like having your first ice cream after a long cold winter… Or something like that anyway.

August 18th, 13.55: is recovering from an intense girl chick flick night! 3 films. 9pm till 3am… Quite intensive!

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August 17th, 15.55: is finally ready to leave, drink, eat and be merry watching chick flicks while sipping pink cocktails. God created Sundays and Sandra is loving them!

August 17th, 13.07: is not quite sure if it’s time to leave bed or press snooze just a few more minutes. Sleep deprivation and intense jazz groupy’ing do that to you.

August 17th, 4.35: had a great 2nd time around at the Sunside with the boys! The trouble with (the) Yaron, Matt & Gerald (trio) is that there is not enough of it!

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August 16th, 12.08: is off to the sun and the sunside!

August 16th, 9.20: is up. At 9… Now what?

August 16th, 8.56: went to bed at 3, work up at 8… What’s going on? She’s all upside down like a jazz tune. She’s a groupie now. Needs force and energy!

August 16th, 2.24: is back from a fabulous jazz night at the Sunside. Going back tomorrow for more! Can never have enough of good music and shoes!

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August 15th, 13.06: is going to the Etienne Marcel with her t-top and good reads! Nothing like a good chicken Caesar and sun to wash the bad mood away!

August 15th, 3.39: is fed up being the good friend who is left behind in favour of the “potential maybe” who is getting a lift home while she looks for a cab alone past 3am! Merde!

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August 14th, 19.30: doesn’t have a sense of entitlement or that she deserves what she has. Can she have her champagne now?

August 14th, 14.09: is asking herself too many questions for the answers she can give herself back!

August 14th, 11.59: is getting her own delivery of sleep from over seas in just over a week!! Deliverance!

August 14th, 3.05: thinks she may kill a brain cell with each Secret Story episode. She’ll have to learn to sleep again or she’ll be dumb by the end of the summer

August 14th, 1.30: can’t decide if to count an animal farm to help her sleep or the days left in the Secret Story house. Which got more potential?

August 14th, 0.25: thinks when women are depressed they go eat or shop. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking!

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August 13th, 19.08: thinks her prince charm lost her address or broke a leg on his velib! Those damn velib’s! A curse on a girl’s love life!

August 13th, 12.31: welcomes you to the church of holly cabbage. Lettuce pray!!

August 13th, 11.39: is laughing out loud at Jules (the family cat) who apparently, had nothing better to do than pee on the living room phone… Psycho cat!

August 13th, 2.19: had a fantastic day out in the windstorm. Home now. Should sleep really… Can’t obviously! Exasperated. Honestly!

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August 12th, 11.43: wants to teleport to Israel, help a beauty queen blow out her 2nd year candle. There isn’t another little girl in the universe as gorgeous as Maya, don’t care what u think!

August 12th, 1.44: is going to bed hoping her Stardust transformation will operate during the night and transform her into fairy Sandra will magical powers to save the world!

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August 11th, 23.29: has just watched Stardust and her life has changed! Tomorrow she’ll wish upon a star, marry a prince and glow in the dark!

August 11th, 21.44: is at home first evening in a few weeks. So far, there has been no temptation to leave it. Rather good progress!

August 11th, 11.29: is starting to fear the night like kids fear the closet monsters. It's not free-hug day but if you see her in the street today, take her in your arms!

August 11th, 3.42: is in need of a friendly, warm and long hug… This lack of sleep is making her go nuts! Needs a pair of warm arms around her and a glass of hot milk with a straw.

August 11th, 3.14: wants to sleep but lost her 10-stepws-ti-sleep guide book. If only someone could remind her of step nr. 1, maybe she’ll recall the rest.

August 11th, 1.50: is back home and thinking… Will we all end up in chairs, communicating through a screen, eating liquid food and getting obese while missing out on life around us!

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August 10th, 13.19: thinks lazy is a wrong word. People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals!

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August 9th, 23.37: is back home, drunk, tired and ready to go to bed before midnight! How bad is that… or maybe on the contrary, with her sleeping history, it may be quite good!

August 9th, 13.34: has been doing so much since this early morning. Had brunch, did some emailing, found a cure for cancer…

August 9th, 11.49: could maybe pretend she's in a different time zone and feel less guilty about opening her eyes at almost midday

August 9th, 2.55: is in bed. Not asleep yet but the bed is an excellent first step! One baby step at a time!

August 9th, 2.08: thinks that if you feel lonely, move to the city! City life is millions of people being lonesome together!

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August 8th, 13.32: thinks that having something to say is overrated!

August 8th, 11.20: is getting up with a slight…ly horrific hang over. Things didn’t go according to plan. Do they ever?

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August 7th, 3.30: wanted to go for just a drink. Ended up in a club for one more. Finally in bed trying to end the day.

August 7th, 15.36: is afraid of the thunder! Has nightmares about plane parts falling down from the sky and giant bees aiming to sting her through doors! To be avoided in storms!

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August 6th, 19.16: wants to stick her head into the freezer and keep it there till Santa comes by!!

August 6th, 10.44: thinks the nothing will be here any minute and she won’t just sit here and let it take over her!

August 6th, 2.39: is sorting out her wardrobe at 2.40am. She lost it! Completely! She needs help, or maybe just some hot milk with honey and a slight coma!

August 6th, 0.51: thinks a man is what he thinks about all day long. Maybe that’s why she’s not tired cause all day long she thought she was a superhero with superpowers!

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August 5th, 2.41: wants someone to take a big heavy object and quite gently bring it on her head and make her sleepy… so, so sleepy!

August 5th, 1.04: thinks god plays a lot of comedy… the trouble is, he’s stuck with quite many bad actors who don’t know to play funny

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August 4th, 14.29: is stuck in reverse!

August 4th, 12.04: is asking, liebchen - sweetnessheart, what watch? Twelve watch. Such much?

August 4th, 2.10: is watching Casablanca, thinking how time goes by, feeling quite sentimental and wondering what watch… 2am watch… Such much!

August 4th, 1.46: is watching Casablanca, crying to Casablanca

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August 3rd, 23.38: is still taking her break. Still trying to get over her human disappointment and drinking… It helps!

August 3rd, 2.37: is taking a break. Needs to reboot and get rid of trash!

August 3rd, 2.27: has been let down not by 1, by 2, but by 3 people in less then 2 hours tonight. A bit tough to handle…

August 3rd, 2.10: is fed up! Why give if you don’t receive back? How to choose the right people? Learn to trust less…

August 3rd, 1.51: thinks it all may be just a make believe… isn’t it?

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August 2nd, 14.33: thinks it's hard to find things since she lost you…

August 2nd, 12.22: wants to be in the desert. Some fruit, some water, a tent, her shoes, no phone, no stress

August 2nd, 0.46: was in bed. Was good. Was ready to sleep… Now up, dressed, heading to Castel. Where did the good resolutions go?

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August 1st, 23.29: is already in bed…Yes, there is hope in sleep’a ville!

August 1st, 22.49: is sticking to the plan so far. Being fabulously boring and at home!

August 1st, 19.11: is staying home this Friday, not drinking, not smoking, not going to bed at 5am (well, to be confirmed) being boring and enjoying it!

August 1st, 12.46: is back… Don’t ask! Maybe she’ll tell… Maybe she won’t! Now she’s off… Don’t ask!

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July 31st, 11.14: wants to organise your parties and events! Balloons, clowns and hit-you-with-in-the-face cakes. You love it!! You know it!!

July 31st, 3.24: has actually found worse than a face burning cream & Secret Story at night time… A biblical documentary… Should make one sleepy, shouldn't it? One would think

July 31st, 3.16: tried a new face cream and is no bozo the burning clown and its past 3am, watching Secret Story, no sleep… Can it get better than this?

July 31st, 2.03: is going to resist the Skippy chunky call, sort out her business cards once and for all and maybe, if still enough energy after all that… sleep!

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July 30th, 12.56: is grateful for all the “fall in love with me stranger” proposals. Will think about it and get back to you at Christmas time! More romantic!

July 30th, 2.32: wants to be in love with a stranger… Or maybe that's just because she can't sleep and has nothing else to think about at half past 2 in the morning

July 30th, 1.48: is hiding in her apartment, barricaded from evil!

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July 29th, 12.49: is quite upset about last night’s news. Where can a girl feel safe? Apparently not by her own house at 10pm with a group of men walking by…

July 29th, 1.15: just found out a girl got rapped by her house. Living in the 16th is not as chic and fabulous as everyone assumes it to be but rather dangerous and even dodgy

July 29th, 1.03: is home after a lovely evening out in Paris… Now what? It’s 1am… time to sleep or to get sleepless?

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July 28th, 14.06: looking through the World Wide Web to find the perfect job, that’s what she’s doing right now! You have the perfect offer for her? Great!! Come forward!

July 28th, 1.01: is fed up being tired and a blink away from sleep then wake up and feel ready to start her day at 1am instead of ending the former

July 28th, 0.30: thinks you should follow your heart, but be quiet for a while first. Ask questions, then feel the answers

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July 27th, 22.13: had an unexpectedly good day in the Marais. Just got home wanting to go back out there… All these people and warm weather make her want a cocktail!

July 27th, 13.15: says breakfast is why she gets up in the morning. Her definition stops here! Brunch is why she gets up on Sunday noon!

July 27th, 3.24: wanted to go to bed early. Never happened! Back from the Bagatelle woods, redbull’d up and off to lala land!

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July 26th, 23.07: was pj’d and on her way to bed, now somehow heading to the woods… On Bagatelle duty!

July 26th, 21.39: is staying in tonight! Yes! In! On her sofa! Yes! No drinking! Yes! She’s loving it!

July 26th, 15.09: got her sleep, missed her lunch, broke a zip and is about to try very hard not to kick someone’s ass!

July 26th, 3.30: is advising, do not be misled! Starting to believe most signs are misleading and bad company corrupts good character!

July 26th, 2.52: is starting her 3rd year of TDiP! Thank you all for another fabulous year!!

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July 25th, 18.22: is lacking sleep. After 4 hours sleep last night, just got up from an attempted nap. Even faked a snore to pretend… Didn't work… Tough night ahead!

July 25th, 12.16: chatted on the phone like a schoolgirl till almost 6am. Hates the phone since 10am. Up too early for human kind to attend lunch then total collaps-ation!

July 25th, 3.06: thinks that if history repeats itself and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning form experience…

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July 24th, 20.17: is quite sure that a drink a day keeps the shrink away!

July 24th, 19.46: is wondering if she’s walking to you in everything she does…

July 24th, 1.48: thinks all deception in the course of life is indeed nothing else but a lie reduced to practice

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July 23rd, 14.15: is wondering, since we can all read the writing on the wall, why do we just assume it’s addressed to someone else?

July 23rd, 13.40: thinks sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

July 23rd, 2.31: is having a severe headache, probably from all that wine & too much unnecessary drama. No more of it… Obviously don't mean the wine!

July 23rd, 2.04: thinks we can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs… Or maybe it’s just the wine talking

July 23rd, 1.52: thinks we can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs…

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July 22nd, 16.41: is wondering if it’s worth all the drama… The thing is; would it be as exciting without any at all? Although, less is more isn’t it?

July 22nd, 1am: thinks we're all a bit broken inside since our childhood days & as adults, we keep on breaking others… Why is that?

July 22nd, 0.37: is a bit schizo at times… at night times!

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July 21st, 22.53: is going to work on her new personification in bed! Hopefully by tomorrow morning she’ll wake up smarter and personified!

July 21st, 18.46: needs to “personify” herself if she wants to walk the talk!

July 21st, 14.58: needs someone to take some of the punches for her just for a while. Tired of taking it all

July 21st, 11.06: has the events, may have a site, doesn’t have the name and out of coffee

July 21st, 1.38: is ready to kill someone in exchange of sleep!!

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July 20th, 23.26: was tired at a reasonable hour and now, when it’s time for bed, she is of course all awake… what else?

July 20th, 21.26: is growing sleepy while lying still on her sofa… At 9pm. Maximum social, drinking capacity reached!

July 20th, 19.50: thinks men grow most tired when staying still!

July 20th, 5.32: had a fabulous night! This may be the time to maybe go sleep on all the fabulousness and expect some more tomorrow

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July 19th, 13.29: thinks courtship consists of a number of odd attentions, not so pointed as to be understood, nor so vague as not to be understood…

July 19th, 11.08: suspects it may not be the best of things to wake up moody… Is it? Today will be a long… Long day…

July 19th, 3.12: thinks no one should settle for less and if you’re disappointed by someone… let it go and go on to the next. Life is too short to wait around and see what happens

July 19th, 3.01: is back home from a night out with nice friends, a couple of silly men, no taxis and new friends met at a station and finally, bed oh bed!

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July 18th, 21.39: thinks that history teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives

July 18th, 8.09: thought she'd get a table… Got a big heavy box instead. What's the point in getting non Ikea furniture if you have to work on it yourself… Tool power!

July 18th, 7.58: is trying hard not to fall back asleep but considering last night, tonight and tomorrow, she hates table delivery companies.

July 18th, 7.39: is proud of the clock… 7.40… Seen it? Proud of her?… Don’t mock this status!

July 18th, 1.59: asks if you bite your nails? It’s a bad habit! People always tell you that the eyes are the windows to the soul. Bullshit, it’s your hands, that’s the sign of a lady

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July 17th, 13.05: thinks one half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it. Right now it’s her diet!

July 17th, 10.45: is thinking… What is reason? What is bed? What is reason out of bed? Or is it in? Daylight… Or is it just light? Oh thoughts…

July 17th, 2.59: is in bed, awake at 3am (what else?) watching Secret Story and asking herself, but why? Seriously, why!??

July 17th, 1.47: thinks she’ll need to recover out in the country quite soon if this goes on. Cows, sheep, bugs and nature, no booze and only fruit!

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July 16th, 11.37: thinks that when people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch!

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July 15th, 22.44: is pathetic! After a fair amount of alcohol and cheeseburgers over the past few days, she wants a glass of champagne and a burger… Addicted! To bed now! Hide!

July 15th, 21.52: can’t really decide if what she’s feeing is melancholy or simply pure physical exhaustion

July 15th, 19.08: is staying in tonight. Social strike French style!

July 15th, 9.31: is up so early the milkman has not even gone by…

July 15th, 1.53: thinks getting drunk on Bastille day with British friends, listening to British music is the way to do things! Do it in style!

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July 14th, 19: is getting ready for dinner, drinks, fireworks and a whole lot of mess!

July 14th, 12.49: wonders what it is about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

July 14th, 1.29: thinks insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking of not thinking

July 14th, 1.17: spent a year in Fontainebleau, one Sunday!

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July 13th, 2.20: feels like the hangover became part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta

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July 12th, 13.11: suggest swallowing a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day

July 12th, 12.27: is trying to figure out if 6 hours of sleep are enough or if it's a Saturday rule to get some more. Deep thought, isn't it!?

July 12th, 5.54: is back home. 6am, a few drinks, a burger, nice friends, a small disappointment and no sleep while Paris is waking up all over again…

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July 11th, 19.51: is not really surprised that penguins mate for life. They all look the same. It’s not like they’re going to meet a really new, great looking penguin someday

July 11th, 13.31: is wondering if melancholy is simply the pleasure of being sad…

July 11th, 10.58: thinks a man is a very small thing, the night is very large and the morning is just very blurry…

July 11th, 3.01: wants to knock on heavens door and have god, an old nice bearded man, open up and tell her a bed time story

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July 10th, 19.57: is doing everything her mother taught her not to do since forever! Point at people and put them in boxes!

July 10th, 16.29: has been labelling the world since this morning! We all out labels on everyone! It’s in our DNA! Shame there’s no technical export system on to FB

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July 9th, 12.58: knows a bad day from a good one when she puts on a bra backwards and it fits better!

July 9th, 10.03: Is in bed with her eyes somewhat open, however maybe she should take a little nap before getting up

July 9th, 1.59: thinks some men dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. She’s dreaming of accomplishing sleep before 3am!

July 9th, 0.34: is shutting up and counting backwards!

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July 8th, 21.15: can’t help being thirsty, moving towards the voice of champagne

July 8th, 9.37: is up and even on her way out and the clock has not yet ticket 10am. She’s the queen of the world!

July 8th, 2.15: is counting sheep, cows & dogs yet still no sign of sleep! What does it take... Counting frogs too? She sees too many of those day time to count them at night

July 8th, 1.45: needs to sleep! Sleep! Needs it! Sleep!… Will repeating it work?

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July 7th, 22.33: is wondering, is settling down the same as settling for…

July 7th, 14.27: thinks that when things mean a great deal to you, exciting anticipation just isn’t safe!

July 7th, 12.26: doesn’t feel old. Doesn’t feel anything till noon. Then it’s time for her nap!

July 7th, 10.29: thinks a morning without coffee is like sleep…

July 7th, 1.24: thinks the best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning!... or was it noon!?

July 7th, 0.21: thinks that if you wait for it, it will never come! If it doesn’t come, don’t wait around for it; just go get something else!!

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July 6th, 23.12: thinks it is foolish to postpone enjoyment of your life until you are more successful, more secure, or more loved than you are today

July 6th, 13.27: thinks the time for action is now! It’s never too late to do something… like head out and be on time for brunch!

July 6th, 11.53: thinks this may be a fabulous Sunday! The sun is shining, the birds are singing and all that jazz and she’s having a great hair day!!

July 6th, 9.17: is up way too early after having gone to bed way too late.. Where is this world going? It's all up side down!

July 6th, 0.49: thinks sleep is like a unicorn – it is rumoured to exist, but she doubts she will see any…

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July 5th, 11.17: thinks fish is nice, but then she thinks that rain is wet, so who is she to judge?

July 5th, 10.10: is in bed thinking of the potentiality of getting out of it but why? It's raining! May just watch Dr House with hot coco & wool socks

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July 4ty, 23.12: thinks there is nothing so pathetic as a bore who claims attention – and gets it!

July 4th, 18.06: is craving pizza and it's not even midnight.. Where is she going wrong?

July 4th, 18.04: is looking at her phone and ordering it to ring… Wishful thinking or teenager stupidity?

July 4th, 17.57: is not expecting it to happen but if it did, it would be so unexpectedly nice… Wouldn’t it? Expectations, friend or foe?

July 4th, 12.19: think that expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you’re a vegetarian!

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July 3rd, 18.47: is even more determined to say that as she grows older, she pays less attention to what men say. She just watches what they do… and when they don’t…

July 3rd, 11.56: has reached the conclusion that as she grows older, she pays less attention to what men say. She just watches what they do!

July 3rd, 1.25: is watching Ingrid Betancourt as a free woman & is thinking, if it can take a miracle 6 years to happen, anything can! Even happiness!

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July 2nd, 23.45: thinks people who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart

July 2nd, 11.37: is off her cat duty and back into her life duty in her own home, fish free!

July 2nd, 2.19: is contemplating her parents walls past 2am while the kitty is snoring on her legs. Why don’t cats get insomnia’s! Solidarity!

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July 1st, 22.28: thinks that in matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity is the vital thing!

July 1st, 10.25: is tired and it’s only 10am! Tired of playing games, overanalysing, waiting… It feels like it’s all being put on hold. Too old for this! Where did simple go?

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June 30th, 14.05: wonders how a woman can be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being!

June 30th, 11.16: is red. Red hair, red back, red attitude!

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June 29th, 11.30: is done being a bunny and is now slightly hung over and sleep depraved, getting ready to picnic under the clouds

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June 28th, 17.09: is concentrating hard on waking up from her zombie state or Playboy will be more of a deadboy!

June 28th, 14: is nowhere near going out and being social… Blame it on champagne!

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June 27th, 19.56: has been in and out of the cold all over Paris with McDreamy!

June 27th 11.09: is doing the boiling fish thing again… Kind of stinky all that vapour so early in the day

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June 26th, 1 0.03: is stuck with a cat, boiled fish before 9am and already a small scratch. She’s too nice!

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June 25th, 17.51: is not allowed to go near a shop ever again!!! Any kind of shop!! Even a butcher!! Who knows, maybe she’ll buy a steak just cause it goes well with her purse!

June 25th, 9.37: cannot go near shops today! Cannot go near shops today! Can not go near shops today!… (Wishful thinking)

June 25th, 2.18: is still reading the time… It’s 2.17am… Missing the days where sleeping was as easy as eating a chocolate bar without feeling guilty!

June 25th, 1.40: is reading the time… It’s 1.42am… What else?

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June 24th, 21.15: will pick a theme and work it to exhaustion… the subject must be something she truly loves and truly hates!

June 24th, 11.32: is wondering. They say if you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk. What happens when he runs?

June 24th, 10.23: thinks it’s a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young

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June 23rd, 23.06: thinks alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy, doesn’t it!?

June 23rd, 11.40: thinks a friend is one who takes you to lunch even if you’re not tax deductible!

June 23rd, 0.43: thinks cats have it all – Admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it!

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June 22nd, 20.47: thinks winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat

June 22nd, 13.37: wonders if it would be shameful to state that she has just woken up! Even god would sleep in on Sunday wouldn’t he?

June 22nd, 4.26: is capturing crocodiles and tigers in Africa past 4am instead of sleeping deepy in her bed in Paris

June 22nd, 3.49: has managed with her great partner in (crêpe) crime to make her way back home through the crowd, the heat and the music in this cab less city of Paris!

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June 21st, 14.04: has found the secret to perfect life; live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink champagne in the wild air!

June 21st, 11.31: wants sun and warmth! If she won’t get any today, on this official summer day, she’s going on strike! After all, she lives in France!

June 21st, 11.05: is wondering if the sun outside is simply a mirage…

June 21st, 0.16: is not really going to sleep. She’s just going to meditate on unconsciousness!

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June 20th, 22.03: is guessing that only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday!

June 20th, 10.42: comes in limited edition! Numbered copies only, and so far, only one is available!

June 20th, 4.04: is back home after a fabulous night at the Echelle followed by a fabulous cheeseburger at the pub and now finally in bed. May be time eh!?

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June 19th, 20.22: claims there are only two times when she drinks champagne. When she is alone and when she’s with someone else

June 19th, 14.53: sometimes lays awake at night, and asks, “Where have I gone wrong” Then a voice says to her, “This is going to take more then one night!”

June 19th, 12.29: is too shy to admit she... No, she can't say... But... No, it's too silly to share

June 19th, 3.36: is begging of you to help her get tired before the clock hits 4am… She won’t push it to sleep, just tired! Maybe this is the time to start believing in god and pray!

June 19th, 2.25: will not be your steppingstone. Take it all, or leave her alone!

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June 18th, 20.23: thinks the only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse!

June 18th, 13.30: says that in just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday…

June 18th, 11.10: has counted pigs, even tried stripping off zebras of their stripes, then ended up counting the minutes till her alarm block ordered her to get up. Now it's time to count the coffee grains in a bucket!

June 18th, 2.07: is still up counting endless sheep and pigs but no use. The other farm animals are gathering around. Maybe the cow will do the trick

June 18th, 1.34: can’t sleep. Thinking of sheep and pigs but no use. May as well do the whole zoo

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June 17th, 23.59: thinks if you go parachuting and your parachute doesn’t open and your friends are all watching you fall, a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming

June 17th, 22.05: thinks football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers… (Euro 2008 France – Italy is on)

June 17th, 11.45: thinks the finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this so the question is, will it be a dress or jeans?

June 17th, 1.58: is in bed sleepless thinking too much about things people do, don't do, promise & don't keep… The usual girl thoughts at 2am

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June 16th, 23.58: thinks the hardest job kids are facing today is learning good manners without seeing any!!

June 16th, 12.05: thinks the average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible!

June 16th, 1.16: is wondering, did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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June 15th, 11.45: is not quite sure but if you ask her maybe she will... But then again, maybe she won't. Sunday's are tricky days in a woman's mind

June 15th, 8.25: is wondering what in her brain has triggered the function of opening her eyes so early on Sunday morning. Hoping it will trigger the closing of the eyes again too!

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June 14th, 18.34: thinks that to receive everything, one must open one’s hands and give. She has to learn to give less and receive in exchange

June 14th, 13.01: thinks difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer

June 14th, 11.40: thinks there comes a point in every woman’s life where some decisions need to be taken! Today is one of those moments… where she has decided to get out of bed!

June 14th, 2.34: is amazed at how people can piss her off past 2am when they should either be out drinking, sleeping or doing all but! And it all went so well, so close to sleeping!

June 14th, 1.39: was tired, stayed up, now no longer sleepy. Wondering why she can’t be normal; feel tired, go to sleep, just like be hungry; go eat (that one she rarely forgets)

June 14th, 0.06: thought she knew better but ends out she doesn’t. Do we really know it all? Those who think they know her well from all this, don’t be fooled!

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June 13th, 19.39: is at the train station saying goodbye to an Italian hub... Why do they come and go?

June 13th, 9.36: thinks without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds

June 13th, 8.22: had a sleepless night in bed... Too much "fabulous" all over the place maybe. Next time she'll just shut her trap and take a pill. Needs to be belle for her bô!

June 13th, 1.09: is back home from a fabulous evening with fabulous people in a fabulous place! Tomorrow will be a fabulous day with a fabulous man all over Paris!

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June 12th, 22.10: almost went white tonight but then decided to opt for a more fashion creative night at the Galliera

June 12th, 11.18: is laughing… “Three” wise men – are you serious?

June 12th, 0.10: is longing for something simple and genuine, with just a hint of neurosis

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June 11th, 19.36: thinks maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them

June 11th, 13.03: has a lifetime appointment and intends to serve it. She expects to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband!

June 11th, 11.06: thinks if you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop the story… how about here and now?

June 11th, 10.26: is thinking. Dress or pants. Shoes or sandals.. Yes, not very deep but sometimes you just don't want to overwork your brain.. Even under work it some

June 11th, 1.38: often wants to cry. That is the only advantage women have over men – at least they can try

June 11th, 1.02: is asking herself, bed or not bed, tea or not tea, give up on men or continue playing… what a night…

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June 10th, 20.01: is about to go do something she really shouldn’t and is not a very chic chick move, but what fun is it to always do the right things at the right time!

June 10th, 11.50: never carry’s a grudge when having arguments with people. You know why? While you’re carrying a grudge, they’re out dancing!

June 10th, 10.27: thinks it is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Just saying…

June 10th, 10.02: is completely addicted to Duffy's "Mercy"… Better that than shoe shopping, don't you agree!?

June 10th, 9.33: is thinking if to get up or compensate for all the hours spent awake all night straight away instead of tonight… What would Yoda suggest?

June 10th, 5.36: has been burning off calories from all the moving around in bed. She probably moved 10 times around the sun till now but still no sleep. Maybe she should try another planet!

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June 9th, 23.28: is in bed before midnight… May be the wine, the men talk, the sun or simply the fact she’s tired… But that just sounds too boring!

June 9th, 21.08: has been in a Marais cafe for the past hours drinking and talking men, life, men... Men, with her friend and feeling fabulous! And god invented girl friends!

June 9th, 12.23: is wondering if she has to get all over excited over France – Romania tonight or if it’s enough to pretend and go have a cocktail instead

June 9th, 10.58: is fully agreeing with Buddha when he says “What we think, we become”. She thinks she is up and out of bed and poof, so she is!

June 9th, 2.12: is done "Mercy"ing with Duffy but is still awake watching cigarette dealers on tv.. Even that doesn't work on her sleep. She may try fishing & hunting..

June 9th, 1.44: is releasing her week’s stress by dancing like a crazy insomniac in bed to Duffy’s “Mercy”… A way like any other wouldn’t you say!?

June 9th, 1.19: is still under mild shock. It’s even comic in a very pathetic way. Things people can bring themselves to say and don’t even realise it.

June 9th, 0.36: thinks the important thing in writing is the capacity to astonish. Not shock – shock is a worn out word – but astonish!

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June 8th, 21.30: has found a radical way to kick her bad days in the ass! Spend quality time with quality friends that make you smile and feel good! Skippy free!

June 8th, 12.41: is seriously asking you; is there an expiration date on bad days cause 4 is now seriously more then enough! Her system is even rejecting all Nutella & champagne!

June 8th, 12: wants to run to a land far, far away and won’t be asking “are we there yet?” She needs the ride and the distance! Lots of distance from everything she knows!

June 8th, 2.18: believes that one aspect of serendipity is to bear in mind that you have to be looking for something in order to find something else…

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June 7th, 15.01: quotes a wise man who said “be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be”. Today she pretends to be on top of the world and happy!

June 7th, 12.03: wants to believe that it’s all about to do or do not do… There is no try!

June 7th, 11.48: is asking; to get out of bed or stay in bed and watch bad TV while eating good chocolate? Chocolate won't harm your soul. It's your best friend! It loves you and is there for you!

June 7th, 2.33: feels like she's falling on a concrete sky… Despite the quantities of the much needed drinks, she's still falling hard! Is there an expiration date on bad days?

June 7th, 2.04: feels like she’s falling on a concrete sky…

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June 6th, 19.06: is stuck in a joyless rut and can’t motivate herself out of it! Sometimes she too, needs an emotional crutch! Can’t serve 24/24!

June 6th, 17.47: is determined to go from pathetically joyless to fabulous and stunning and great you all @ the Purple Club tonight for a big cognac fest!

June 6th, 11.29: may take advice from the wise that said; “relationships are hard to tame. Prada has never broken my heart before. Don’t cry. Buy a bag and get over it!”

June 6th, 1.57: thinks there are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy… like nailing jelly to a tree for example

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June 5th, 18.58: is digging into her low fat Skippy chunky peanut jar… Bad move! Bad sign! Bad girl!! Someone, please save her with a drink!!

June 5th, 18.39: thinks god made women beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

June 5th, 12.33: thinks all mothers should pass on the lesson to their daughters. Cliché or not; “he’s just not that into you!”… It should be written in schoolbooks!

June 5th, 11.14: thought that when you slept off a bad day a good day came along. She's in bed with no will to test the theory by getting up… What if it's wrong?

June 5th, 1.38: is sure that whoever said alcohol was bad for you was either a fool or a liar!! Better have champagne than an aspirin!

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June 4th: where did this day go???

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June 3rd, 22: wonders how much of human life is lost in waiting! Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is a lot of suffering!

June 3rd, 15.22: believes music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life! Today is spring cleaning day!!

June 3rd, 0.22: is officially on the other side of the year but as decided last weekend, she’ll be sticking to last year just a bit longer!

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June 2nd, 18.38: has discovered the secret of staying young; live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age!… Her age?? Why 28 of course!!!

June 2nd, 13.15: thinks birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

June 2nd, 8.26: is not 33, she's eighteen with 15 years experience and a 3 hour sleep night... We'll see how her youth deals with this by early pm

June 2nd, 4.29: is not 33, she’s eighteen with 15 years experience and a first night with no sleep!

June 2nd, 2.02: is not 33, she’s eighteen with 15 years experience!

June 2nd, 0.41: is sad cause Yves Saint Laurent just died!! It's the end of an era… And a new one for her!

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June 1st, 13.48: is thanking you all for coming Thursday night to the SEX & THE CITY party at LE 66 and making it such a fabulous event: http://tiny.cc/LEMa8

June 1st, 12.22: has reached 1975 FB friends, a day before her birthday, year 1975. Is this a sign? She's looking for signs so anything will do!!

June 1st, 10.07: thinks sometimes when she talks, her words can’t keep up with her thoughts. She wonders why we think faster than we speak… Probably so we can think twice

June 1st, 0.36: reveals the secret of happiness, let your interests be as wide as possible and your reactions to the things and persons that interest you b as far as possible friendly rather than hostile

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Mai 31st, 8.47: is up ridiculously early on a Saturday! Needs a basket of pastries, juice, coffee & a hug!

Mai 31st, 2.35: has decided that this year she won’t be celebrating her birthday. This year she’ll remain a year younger and just as innocent.

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Mai 30th, 23.21: thinks explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible

Mai 30th, 18.39: thinks some days are not made for getting out of bed and going on with business. Or maybe some people are not worthy of that effort

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Mai 29th, 8.52: had a strict Dr order to stay home. Is this a way to spend the last days of her..25 (what else) year old existence? This is not the fabulousness she aspires for!

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Mai 28th, 17.03: is getting ready for tomorrow night’s SATC night. Don’t forget to PRINT the FLYER on the EVENT to get IN!

Mai 28th, 14.03: is home again. In bed again! With a pounding head again! Does this torture even end??

Mai 28th, 9.03: is advising to follow Dr’s orders!! If Dr tells you “Stay home” then stay home and don’t try to play superheroes!! Result, you suffer openly at your desk instead of privately in bed!

Mai 28th, 8.49: is concluding that even with an overdose of the drugs she got (yes, he overdosed her) even iron man wouldn’t have resisted… So why is she?

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Mai 27th, 21.47: is going to bed like a 9 year old baby girl at 9pm. Hopefully she’ll be brand new in the morning! With all these drugs taken even an elephant would be!

Mai 27th, 18.56: has been on house arrest since this morning. Dr’s orders! Got bored and just finished a whole ice cream box. Handmade Italian so she can feel less bad about it!

Mai 27th, 8.43: is wishing upon a doctor to make her better for right now… Or even better, for yesterday!

Mai 27th, 2.57: has a mini bastard inside her ear who is hitting her with an ice stick, or at least that’s the feeling of it. This is not getting better!!!

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Mai 26th, 21.50: is about to continue her day’s activity. Sleep! And this, until the morning where she prays (please god) to feel better if not perfect!

Mai 26th, 19.44: thought that when you stay in to sleep, drink water, eat soup, eat veggies & fruit, cold goes away… Still waiting dammit!!

Mai 26th, 16.32: thought sleeping and resting made the cold go away… Guess when you have a SATC party to organise the same week, it doesn't!

Mai 26th, 12.15: will be sniffy at home in bed this afternoon! If you need to contact her, please send her a (sweet) note!

Mai 26th, 7.52: is being good and getting up but wonders how long she will last with this cold that has grown on her

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Mai 25th, 23.30: is in bed, tired of this day. Her cold, her mood, the lack of what should be… Maybe tomorrow will be a better day

Mai 25th, 19.29: thinks she may be having the zsa zsa zsu and wonders if there’s a switch-off button or if drama is a necessary part of the process…

Mai 25th, 17.56: is pissed about her pounding head, unworthy people and a wasted Sunday! If anyone out there wants to speak to her today, advice to you – don’t!
Mai 25th, 17.36: is on her sofa on her one day off with a bitching head ache since last night and an urge to say bad things about some people!

Mai 25th, 8.14: will be spending her only free day this week in bed with an horrific cold! This was not in the plan for her 1 day w/e!!

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Mai 24th, 22.14: is in bed with a feverish headache, backache, shivers&a burning throat. That is called post seminar saturday night.

Mai 24th, 21.31: Sandra is back home after a 2 day intensive work seminar out in nature and is about to sleep for the next 15-20 hours!! After that, may nap!

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Mai 23rd, 1.20: is off to a 2 day work (yes, on a w/e) seminar in less then 7 hours so good night and see you when I'm done VTT'ing and conference'ing and such!

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May 22nd, 9.03: is advising... stay away from her when she goes nut-nut!! It may rub off!

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May 21st, 12.40: is wondering... wwhy can't it be so simple!... Or maybe we are the ones making simple things more complicated

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May 20th, 15.09: is trying to resist getting up for what will be her 4th cup of coffee since this morning, or was it 5th? or maybe the 6th? Well, an 8th is needed!!!

May 20th, 8.56: is up and getting all pretty for the day... Or maybe just the end of it if this morning's prettiness will magically last

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May 19th, 22.51: is on her way to bed. Needs her beauty sleep desperately!! Even before 11pm

May 19th, 18.48: knows what she will be doing tonight. Say hello to parents. Say hello to her still-closed-suitcase. Leave suitcase close and say hello to bed until the morning!

May 19th, 14.56: doesn't have much to say today but thought she'd say that anyways...

May 19th, 8.40: is up, dressed, fed, bag ready and on her way to work! You know, that office they have no sea in nor falafel stands and freshly pressed juice!

May 19th, 2.30: is in bed, exhausted, sad and no sleep! It's the action junky lullaby

May 19th, 2.27: is in bed, exhausted, sad and no sleep! Making this coming day free hug day!

May 19th, 1.50: is back in Paris. 30 min flight delay, 10°C less plus rain and 5 hours before and work in less than 7 hours! Welcome back to the real world!

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May 18th, 7.03: thinks its a crime to wake someone up on their holiday at 7 in the morning! Sue them! Sue them all!... And bring her one black coffee

May 18th, 12.03: is watching a sad romantic movie in bed with brownie snoring on the floor next to her & feeling nostalgic.. Love oh love

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May 17th, 11.20: thinks u can take a girl out of the beach but u can't take the beach out of the girl! Hopefully it'll apply to food as well (take the girl out of the food)

May 17th, 23.19: thinks you can take a girl out of the beach but you not take the beach out of the girl!.. Hopefully it will apply for the food here as well (take the girl out of the food only!)

May 17th, 23: is in bed red like a shrimp & freckled like a tiger. Tomorrow some more sun then the french balagan

May 17th, 13.29: is baking in the sun like there is no tomorrow.. Or at least sun in paris

May 17th, 8.49: is waking up and its 9.40. She just made her proud! Maybe today will be a great day for mankind and herself!

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May 16th, 23.02: is hoping to improve her freckle situation tomorrow... After that it all goes down hill. Need to show off something when back in Paris!

May 16th, 17.44: saw the sea, smelled the sea, almost reached to the sea, yet didn't go to the sea.... Now is sad!

May 16th, 7.52: is off kids for a while! Why don't they come with sleep-no-screams-before-8am manuals?? Need a vacation after this vacation! Can't wait to sleep in on the 25th/5!

May 16th, 0.11: is quite deaf after tonight. As the old saying goes "I'm not blind miss james, just deaf"...

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May 15th, 18.39: is getting ready for a TDiTLV at Zizitripo! Honestly... she secretly wishes she could sleep for a year before being social!

May 15th, 13.56: is back home from a baby ride and going back out on an adult one... Wondering when the stars and the moon go to sleep... Her bed time too!

May 15th, 6.26: is up since 6am. Next 'grace matinée' (past 8am) is scheduled for Sunday 25/5. She doesn't believe in god, but may he be with her!!

May 15th, 0.26: is realising she has issues spelling since she got here.. May be the air, the sea, the crying babies & early wake ups or just too much eating!

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May 14th, 7.52: is thining it's time for dinner!!! Have Italian food in a country of Houmous and falafel's is a sin. Tonight she will sin!

May 14th, 17.03: is wondering, how much would Israelis pay her for importing nice, sexy, wearable shoes??? Maybe there's a business here to think about!!

May 14th, 9.30: is on her way out into the world. Coffee, some polution, lunch, dinner and a few drinks in between!

May 14th, 8.14: is up. Maybe should check into ahotel just for one little night, sleep till midday and order room service with the paper!

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May 13th, 21.17: is discovering ice cream all over again... and non stop since 3pm today! If you would taste this specific one, you'd sell your soul to it as well!!!!

May 13th, 11.08: is almost awake. 3rd coffee around. 2 hours of intensive walking.. The sun is my saviour!

May 13th, 8.20: is up again since 8am. Should be forbidden to wake people up when they really should be sleeping till at least 10am then wake up slowly with coffee in bed

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May 12th, 18.09: is suffering from general vacation exhaustion. Shopping, eating, walking, paparazzing and above all... sunbathing!!

May 12th, 7.16: is up since 7am (take away 1 hour and you have it in VF) What else to do in a house full of babies. Instead of a bar tonight, will take a nap!

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May 11th, 22.15: thinks baby Maya is a fabulousl(ly silly) genious who discovered at 21 months that one can jump out of a baby crib... and so she did

May 11th, 8.41: is up since 8am and no she is not at work but with babies (no,she didn't have 2 of them since you last saw her)

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May 10th, 20.49: is amazed at how much food one small person like herself (not if she continues like this she won`t be) can eat! All this Israeli and Iraqi food... god bless!

May 10th, 13.57: is enjoying the sun in a Frecnh café in Tel Aviv. The equivalent of Americans enjoying a Big Mac in a foreign mcDonald's.. Onlymaybe less cliché (no offense)

May 10th, 9.38: is loving Maya again! (Unless u're 1,5 year old, this i'm afraid doesn't concern u but if u're nice though she may change her mind

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May 9th, 23.26: was in love with Maya till Maya refused to go to bed! She'll love her again in the morning!!

May 9th, 21.25: is inlove with Maya. She tells her she loves her, wants to sit on her lap, hold her hand and doesn`t want her to go anywhere!... In love!!

May 9th, 17.38: is thilled that baby Maya wanted to do bubbles in the tub with her rather than mummy Keren. Aunties are so much better for that!!!!

May 9th, 14.52: is at home with a talking baby. This baby knows how to say "I love you" and is less than 2 years old. Adults, learn!! :)

May 9th, 9.14: is up after what feels like a million years of (much needed) sleep. With baby Maya around it's all perfect!

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May 8th, 20.52: is finally going to bed! Been fighting the shutting-down-of-the-eyes for the past 15 hours, falling asleep wherever she sat, now she can finally give in!!!

May 8th, 16.49: has no words to describe her state. Tired is far to soft for her zombie state... 5 coffees did not do the trick so may give up before even 6pm

May 8th, 8.56: woke up yesterday morning 7am in paris and is now lying half dead on a sofa in tel-aviv... dreaming of some much needed sleep!!

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May 7th, 21.26: packed, showered, cooked and ate while painting her toes, got all her papers ready while drying her hair! All that in an hour and half!! Superwoman I am!

Mai 7th, 7.47: is looking at her alarm with horror waiting for the bip bip to go off and thinking of the next 48 hours she has to spend awake… She's getting too old for this.

Mai 7th, 1.11: still has a hard (putting it mildly) time packing. Too many things, not enough days… Or is it the other way around?

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Mai 6th, 22.15: can’t choose among the 7 pairs of shoes, 5 dresses, 5 skirts and endless tops, shirts and t-tanks… What she suffers from is called “crazy”!

Mai 6th, 14.47: is becoming a kick ass pro as far as Curry’s, PC World, Dixon’s, The Link go…

Mai 6th, 8.38: is out of milk. Cereal without milk during the day is called snacking!! Cereal without milk in the morning is called “keep away today or I’ll bite!”

Mai 6th, 4.21: keeps waking up every hour or so with flash thoughts like a flash sale…Thoughts on sale

Mai 6th, 0.25: is back home later then expected but then again, plans are made to be changed and sometimes sweet surprises can come out of that!

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Mai 5th, 8.45: can’t believe she’s back to watching “Télé Matin” on TV every morning. If there’s anything you need to know about dogs, apples or Napoleon, just ask!

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Mai 4th, 23.47: has decided to go to sleep. 23h48, that leaves her with 7 hours and 50 minutes of sleep… And god created Monday mornings!

Mai 4th, 22.34: is wondering if to go to sleep like a good girl or stay up watch Bonnie & Clyde till obviously past midnight… Bad habits. They kick you in the ass!

Mai 4th, 19.48: is back home from the sun and about to do things people do on Sunday’s. If it finishes early enough she may go do things she did on Sundays till now

Mi 4th, 11.52: is wondering now that she’s up, now that the shoes are back in the boxes (don’t ask), now that she’s made her bed… Now what’s next?

Mai 4th, 9.59: is contemplating the ceiling and thinking; to get up or not to get up. That is the question. Cereal or muesli, that is the second one.

Mai 4th, 1.22: is counting sheep that leisurely pass by. One after one; the sound of rain and bees murmuring: the fall of rivers, winds and seas. She has thought of all by turns and yet lies sleepless!

Mai 4th, 0.57: feels that as a woman, it is very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realise she’s the only one in the room with balls!

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Mai 3rd, 19.47: is rediscovering Saturday “duty” shopping… You know, all things you can’t do during the week so you gather in hordes on the Saturday… Exhausting!

Mai 3rd, 2.58: is back home late, tipsy (or maybe slightly more) and not even there to celebrate his birthday with him…Feels sad… or maybe just very tired and ready to go to bed!

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Mai 2nd, 16.04: is quiet isn't she?… Well, pay her 200€ a day and she'll keep your Status Update needs satisfied!!

Mai 2nd, 1.06: is back home. Heading to bed hoping to be able to get up the morning after the first TdiP the 1st week after…

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Mai 1st, 19.51: is advising, do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it… She’s also advising herself to listen to her own advises!

Mai 1st, 18.58: is back home from the cold preparing to welcome the poor little alcoholic lonesome Parisian orphans at the Alcazar in only a few hours!

Mai 1st, 12.45: has found work and received from the city a “contrat de prévoyance obséques”… How is that for motivation??

Mai 1st, 11.19: is still in her PJ, still on the sofa, still wondering what to do today and still in front of her pc nowhere near finding a motivating idea!
Mai 1st, 9.42: is back to her good habits, although better (or worse) than before... Up before 9.30am... So, now what? Mai 1st offers what exactly??

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April 30th, 20.50: is home playing “I just started work again and suffering from exhaustion” Swedish film on French TV and early bed time. Perfect plan or perfect plan!?

April 30th, 14.43: is advising never to work quite after lunch either. If you have to work after lunch make sure to take a nap before… Wise words eh!?

April 30th, 8.33: is advising never to work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first!

April 30th, 7.36: is up… Are you up too? Dreamt of munchkins and a yellow brick road. Wonder what that means…

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April 29th, 22.04: is again, on her way to bed at 10pm… quite impressive this “work” thing. Should be prescribed in case of heavy insomnia!

April 29th, 19.43: thinks a coward has no scars… but may have tattoos!

April 29th, 13.44: is having lunch like normal people, lots of coffee like normal people and a tight schedule like normal people… But what is normal?

April 29th, 10.10: is at work and for some time will remain silent. New life new habits…

April 29th, 8.31: is wondering if you are up to cause she’d feel lonely being up and ready to go at 8.30am all by herself…

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April 28th, 21.48: found the thing that brings you to total exhaustion before even 10pm, aside from, well, you know… So, the other thing is, a new job!! Good night!

April 28th, 20.04: is home. Knowledge is power. Information is liberating. Education is the premise of progress and a drink is much needed after this first day at work!

April 28th, 9.26: is off now… Off to work… Sounds odd doesn’t it!? She’ll be here for the rest of the day: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

April 28th, 9.02: is up, dressed and fed. Step 1 is accomplished! She’ll be quite busy today so if you’ll miss her: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

April 28th, 0.34: will be busy starting Monday morning 10am (1st day always nice starting time) so if not on FB, you’ll find her here: http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com

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April 27th, 23.52: is trying not to freak our about freaking out! In bed before midnight… and tonight is not an option! Will be up same time as you guys from now on…

April 27th, 17.36: is back home on this last Sunday before that first Monday doing things that normal people do on Sundays before their normal Mondays…

April 27th, 10.45: is waking up slowly on her last Sunday before her first Monday… She’s enjoying it oh so much more….

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April 26th, 10.35: is wondering… What’s the percentage of things people actually mean when they say them, or do for that matter?

April 26th, 1.43: is thinking that when they said you can not rely on anyone else but you… They knew what they were talking about!!

April 26th, 0.18: thinks that if we’re all alone… We’re all together in that too…

April 26th, 0.10: wants to be somebody’s “Holly”…

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April 25th, 23.27: is watching “Ps. I love you” and her eyes are tearing all through it… Needs a big warm teddy hug…And more tissues please!

April 25th, 19.14: is quoting Da Vinci “A well spent day brings happy sleep”. She’s quoting herself “A sleepless night brings an even happier one!!!”

April 25th, 10.44: knows what she has given you. She does not know what you have received!

April 25th, 9.46: is back home. Lost her way from the Echelle de Jacob but a nice old man showed her the way and gave her an apple

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April 24th, 17.21: needs to know of a nice bar in Tel-Aviv (not too small not too big. Design, cosy etc.) and a nice trustworthy cleaning lady in Paris. Any ideas??

April 24th, 0.17: is still up past midnight… Not keeping her pre-new-job resolutions!! Bad girl that she is!

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April 23rd, 22.47: has been so busy all day she had no time to sit and enjoy the sun at a café and make you jealous!

April 23rd, 10.33: is off to see the world… Or at least Virgin’s bookstore, then a meeting, a 2nd, a 3rd, some shopping, another meeting. For more info, please contact my secretary

April 23rd, 9.07: is up. Off to bed at 3am (takes time to kick off a bad habit) up at 9am (told you so!) about to have her fruit the, off to see the world… What else!

April 23rd, 1.51am: wanted to go to bed early so she could wake up early and brag about it but that’s not going to happen (Blame H.) so she’ll just got to bed late(r) and be lazy again

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April 22nd, 19.24: has spent a warm sunny day out on town, cafés, shops… You had a busy day at work??? Well, the weekend is not that far away now…

April 22nd, 12.32: Sandra is at a cafe, in the sun with a magazine, in a t-shirt… Last week of lazy freedom before work begins… Yes, Sandra is going to be a businesswoman again real soon! Goodbye laziness, hello endless coffees!

April 22nd, 9.44: is up since 9am today… Yesterday 9.30. Today 9am. Tomorrow we aim at 8.50. I still think that is a good progress don’t you!?

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April 21st, 23.28: is emptying her wardrobe!! The red-cross will be thrilled with all those big paper bags waiting in the stairway… Should stop with all the shopping!!

April 21st, 22.01: will try to be in bed before midnight… Call it practice!

April 21st, 21.10: is asking you… How fast can you move your ass? It may come through as an irrelevant question, but believe me, it is!

April 21st, 10.02: is up since 9.30am. Tomorrow we aim at 9am. I think that’s good progress, don’t you!!??

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April 20th, 23.53: thinks she deserves more than she settles for…

April 20th, 22.27: just ate the mini Nutella take-away dose she was put in her bag. That was a desperate move! Things are therefore not good! If only the Nutella jar could follow…

April 20th, 12.28: asked the boy for a few kind words. He gave her a novel instead. But she’s all right, she’s been lonely before…

April 20th, 4.25: is home, tired, sore feet, fizzy head, pizza craving and already dreaming of that island she’ll be on with that gorgeous man and perfect cocktail! (Dreaming…)

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April 19th, 23.23: may be the only one not sedering with the family but drinking out with friends tonight… There’s always next year (has been for the past 32 years)

April 19th, 18.58: is advising, don’t give a woman advice! One should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening!!

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April 18th, 1.56: is home, soon in bed and will be practicing early wake up calls from now on and till the end of next week! Is there a “Early wake up for Dummies” manual?

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April 17th 17.12: booked the ticket, got the job, bought the jeans (yes, yet another) & tonight will be drinking that champagne!

April 17th, 11.03: did her best to get up at 9.30 but even her alarm clock did not resist the temptation of the “sleeping late…er”

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April 16th, 13.27: is about to enter a new era. Not quite yet but soon. Hopefully it won’t turn disastrous like last time. No idea what this is about? You’ll find out soon enough!

April 16th, 11.47: is wondering why when men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered romantic. When women do it, it’s often considered desperate or psycho

April 16th, 2.25: is up, can’t sleep, wants peace and no more mess!! Having a big “fed up” moment!! Where’s the Nutella!!??

April 16th, 1.54: believes peace is not something you wish for; It's something you make, something you do, something you are and something you give away so start working on it!

April 16th, 1.05: thinks there’s nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It’s a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations

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April 15th, 23.01: was told that to get over one man, you have to get under another… Friend of foe?

April 15th, 13.41: has a new year’s resolution. Every day when she’ll get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people. If she’s not there, she’ll go to work!

April 15th, 11.46: thinks man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it

April 15th, 2.28: is thanking Cadio, Bruno etc. for making her feel so light headed. Got home, ready to go to bed despite the fact Mr. Big is no longer here to sing her a lullaby…

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April 14th, 20.21: thinks that every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end, so let’s end it so we can start again…

April 14th, 9.05: thinks it's weird… you know the end of something great is coming, but you want to hold on, just for one more second… just so it can hurt a little more

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Sandra is still busy and enjoying every minute of it…

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April 12th, 11.40: is still busy, enjoying every minute of it but thought she’d stop being so anti status-social for a short little line and say hello… Hi!

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Sandra is enjoying her busy’ ness…

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April 10th, 0.19: wanted to go to bed early, thought she would manage but, seemingly not… Why is she even surprised… Would you be?

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April 9th, 21.38: would stop eating chocolate… But she’s not a quitter!

April 9th, 10.20: is waiting for her Mr Big to show up on her doorstep in less than 24 hours...

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April 8th, 23.55: is waiting for Mr Big to show up on her doorstep in a little over 24h…

April 8th, 19.44: is speeding along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be. She can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'

April 8th, 9.29: says that every time she showers, she assumes there's someone else on the planet who showers. So she says, ‘I'm gonna go shower, too’

April 8th, 0.35am: is not really asleep, she’s just meditating on unconsciousness

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April 7th, 19.17: wonders, if Barbie is so popular… Then why do you have to buy her friends?

April 7th, 10.50: wonders if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup!

April 7th, 8.25: is thinking if to get out of bed and ski out into the world... Or maybe just start with out of her bedroom

April 7th, 2am: thinks nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, “I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no snowshoes, that's tough. I am going to snow anyway”

April 7th, 1.11am: is wondering… Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?

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April 6th, 13.31: can never get a zipper to close. Maybe that stands for something, what do you think?

April 6th, 10.54: is hearing the Paris marathon from her bed… Can the helicopters and supporters be any louder please? Not enough DcB!

April 6^th, 0.54: thinks he hasn’t been around lately. Maybe he is an amnesia victim or something…

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April 5^th, 12.02: can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far!

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April 4^th, 22.57: is wondering, is it time to go home yet? I keep clicking these damn shoes, but nothing happens…

April 4^th, 21.19: thinks the sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfilment of that hope never entirely removes

April 4^th, 15.27: is happy!!! Baby girl Lia has arrived a week before schedule (and no need to ask me if it's mine…)

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April 3^rd, 21.14: wants to bury her head deep, deep down in the sand and bring it out later maybe towards the summer… Can she?

April 3^rd, 20.54: is not quite certain how she feels so she’ll just keep quiet for a little while…

April 3^rd, 17.24: is realising conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.

April 3^rd, 13.16: is wondering, are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?

April 3^rd, 11.43: is advising… Ask not what you can do for your country… Ask what’s for lunch!

April 3^rd, 10.45: is advising… Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon!

April 3^rd; 3.44: is in bed done contemplating the ceiling and now onto the walls. Her brain is in high speed and basically, its all a mess! If only there was an eraser for things in life!

April 3^rd, 1.25: has found a good reason to be up this late… Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep!

April 3^rd, 0.05: is asking you to stop telling her the sky is the limit… there are footprints on the moon!!

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April 2^nd, 23.11: had a dream she stood beneath an orange sky…

April 2^nd, 10.47: is wishing she could sleep through all the drama, wake up and have all the mess whipped out!!

April 2^nd, 2.07am: has been living out a sex and the city episode today… Too much drama for her pure little soul! Its 2.07 and her brain is still in function…

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April 1^st, 19.39: believes assumption is the mother of the screw-up!

April 1^st, 14.10: is ending her party and event retirement. What can I say… Couldn’t do without you!! Am addicted!

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April fool's... :)

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April 1^st, 11.56: Sandra has decided to end her parties and events. It's time to pack all things and move to Bretagne with the nature and the wild. Thank you all. Will miss you!!

April 1^st, 3.13am: is thinking (yes, even at 3.13am) that there is much good, but also something bad about all these worldwide networking sites... It makes the world shrink

April 1^s, 2.12a: should consider going to bed. First comes “consider”, then comes the actual going to bed action…

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March 31st, 22.44: is having quite a nice night for an evening…

March 31st, 11.11: is watching “America’s next Top Model” and wants to have some Oreo’s!!!… Maybe will just switch to water… with lemon!

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March 30th, 23.18: is wondering…I am, you are and they are but… who is he?

March 30th, 12.30: is looking for something, finding something else and realizing that what she’s found is more suited to her needs than what she thought she was looking for

March 30th, 4.10 : is up past 4am.. Now what? May counting rhino's help? 1 rhino, 2 rhino's, 3 rhino's..

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March 29th, 20.04: thinks life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like

March 29th, 11.17: got up one morning and couldn’t find her socks so she called Information. She said “Hi Information. I can’t find my socks”. She said “They’re behind the couch” and they were!

March 29th, 3.30: is going to bed… (Which may just be the most dull status update in a long time)

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March 28th, 18.43: got her new little ASUS toy today. Easy to learn ,easy to work, easy to play!

March 28th, 11am: thinks it’s spring fever… You don’t quite know what it is you DO want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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March 27th, 13.12: is back after a few days of switching off… or on… depending how you look at it…

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Sandra “is taking a break in the sunny south of France”

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March 24th, 12.31: is about to go out and sort out a strange situation… Men! All the same! They have the sports car and want the mansion with 5 dogs and maids to go with!!

March 24th, 0.53: wants to act all crazy and goofy and sweet and insane with someone… Is that so terribly wrong?

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March 23rd, 12.12: Good morning (and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night) and HAPPY EASTER

March 23rd, 3.58am: is hating her cat chest scratch and hopefully won’t wake up eager to bite and hide from the light! Sweet cats should come with no claws or at least rubber ones!

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March 22nd, 11.27: is getting closer to the edge of the bed so she can eventually get out of it.. That next step may take some time though…

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March 21st, 23.27: wishes there would be a cookbook for life, you know… with recipes telling us exactly what to do…

March 21st, 4.29am: is back home and it’s already the 21st… Where did 20 go???….

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March 19th, 20.41: wants to be the leading lady, not just the best friend…

March 19th, 20.26: just wants to disappear!

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March 18th, 23.54: is in her pj and thinks she may be in bed early… before dawn…. That’s quite a step don’t you think!?

March 18th, 15.30: is wishing upon a star and a big latte! Both are quite related you know… Just close your eyes and try to visualise!

March 18th, 11.38: it’s not yet 12pm and am almost ready to go… Needs only to shower, dress, make her bed, her hair, her lunch and then all set! Am such a quick chick!

March 18th, 10.12: is realising alarm clocks are useless unless you have some motivation and strong will.. Right now it's too early to say

March 18th, 1.21: is still up and it’s past 1am, still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Now is the time a pill or pan is needed!

March 18th, 0.55: is getting close to 1am and still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Now she should start getting tired!

March 18th, 0.19: is still watching ‘House’, still in front of her laptop and still not in bed… Although it’s not yet 1am so it’s all still under control!

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March 17th, 10.40: is up for the 4th time since 3am… What else!?

March 17th, 2.20: has been looking at the time for the past 2 hours and asking herself “why oh why can I not sleep? Why oh why”… Am asking you, why then!??

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March 16th, 23.39: is home after a lot of coffee, sushi, friends, rain and now some “House”. A perfect Sunday… What else!?

March 16th, 13.17: is up since almost an hour with a neck that feels like a stiff tree tank and feel as sexy as an old woman walking in orthopaedic shoes and a cane!

March 16th, 3.35 : is home after having danced like a stuck chick… not so classy… and fighting her way through the crowd trying not to twist her head so much… quite impossible

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March 15th, 14.15: has a stiff & painful neck! Head moves a bit to the left but the right is followed by a scream. When you see her tonight at the OZU, remember, left side!!

March 15th, 11.28: is considering getting up and leaving bed. Got to make herself all pretty for tonight's OZU AQUA! RSVP ON EVENT WALL.

March 15th, 0.28: is thinking, when in doubt, tell the truth… or sing loud!

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March 14th, 12.42: is pretending not to be here today… So if you’re asking yourself where she may be, she is asking herself that same question

March 14th, 3am: is wondering.. If i go on a night out with you, fall down & break a leg, will you carry me home or put me in a cab so you can run to the bar?

March 14th, 2.21: is lost in her feelings… Is it the no salt & sugar diet that is making her feel this way or is she having a not-quite-yet-mid-life-crises episode?

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March 13th, 19.50: is wondering… are you going to the Fumoir tonight? I am going to the Fumoir tonight! You should definitely go to the Fumoir tonight! Let’s go to the Fumoir tonight!

March 13th, 10.32: is wondering… are we already in July? Please wake me up when we will be

March 13th, 1.48am: thinks silence was never written down…

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March 12th, 10.30: is still hearing that weird 'something is moving somewhere' noise coming from somewhere in her bedroom… Who's brave enough to look?… She's not…

March 12th, 0.06: is thinking it is already tomorrow and wondering what it will bring… Maybe something that will make her happy. Needs some of that

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March 11th, 4am: is realising she stayed up till 4am with the lights on & a broom ready to kill the 'mouse'… Which in fact was the wind in the chimney… No comment needed please!

March 11th, 2.41am: is scared there may be a mouse or something unwanted like that with her in the room.. Or maybe it's just the stormy wind making mice like sounds??… Sleep gone!

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March 10th, 23.49: is preparing herself for sleep… trying to in any case. One baby step at a time and hopefully in bed before “The Bold & The Beautiful” is on TV

March 10th, 17.18: is about to go listen to the Capuçon’s then 66 with the clubbers! No idea what I’m talking about? … Maybe one day I’ll explain over coffee!

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March 9th, 22.07: had so much sushi today she thinks she may be turning into a mermaid

March 9th, 13.42: is looking through the window at the grey sky and the rain. It pretty much reflects the mood of the day… A good chick flick with a good chick is in order!

March 9th, 5.28am: is sad that people she thought so highly of managed to disappoint her this badly. You think you know someone… then you realise you don't!

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March 8th, 21.59: is getting ready for some Electrochic tonight… So chic!!

March 8th, 19.28: managed to make her new fabulous printer/copy/scanner work... and put the inc correctly (thank you daddy though!!!!...)

March 8th, 1.09am: is realising it’s already March 8th… Where did the 7 other days already go?

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March 7th, 12.45: is happy because she ordered her little mini ASUS pc toy but sad because she won’t have it till at least another week… Offer & demand and all that you know…

March 7th, 0.17: is in her 5th day of no salt & sugar food (& drinks) The question is, drink at the UNICEF party tomorrow or MADAM Saturday? Making herself proud!
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March 6th, 20.40: thinks it is our illusions that create the world… sometimes however it creates unnecessary sadness…

March 6th, 16.27: thinks you should put a grain of boldness into everything you do... However, what if what I want to do now is simply stupid??…

March 6th, 10.16: is starting to think the universe it designed to break our hearts… but maybe life is designed to break that scheme!

March 6th, 1am: is starting to think the universe it designed to break our hearts… 1am is an hour for deep thoughts…

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March 5th, 23.55: is watching the clock and counting the minutes… In 5 minutes am turning into a pumpkin… already got he hair, the rest should follow!

March 5th, 19.06: is thinking that if he seems too good to be true… He probably is…

March 5th, 0.08am: wanted to sleep early but.. There's “Histoire Courtes” on FR2 special Israel & Palestine and… Well… You know me… Bye-bye beauty sleep…

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March 4th, 23.44: is going to bed before midnight… Early meeting oblige! May god be with my sleep…

March 4th, 13.51: wants to take you with her to MADAM / Electrochic this Saturday. Wanna come?? RSVP by MAIL

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March 3rd, 21.16: is asking you, what have you done for me today?

March 3rd, 12.06: thinks the trouble is if you don't risk anything, you risk even more…

March 3rd, 3am: needs sleeping lessons. They never taught us that in school. All we got was cooking & sawing, but not sleeping… So now what!?

March 3rd, 1.41am: should really be in bed by now, shouldn’t she!!??… Yes well… She isn’t and only god knows why… Unless you know (!?)

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February 2nd, 22.36: thinks girly Sundays is a fabulous concept only keep away from cheeseburgers. Just because the menu is refined & classy… At the end of the day, it’s still a cheeseburger!

March 2nd, 13.30: is asking… would ‘good morning’ be an appropriate thing to say or should it rather be kept a secret pretending to have gotten up a few good hours ago….

March 2nd, 4.01am: is amazed how quickly time flies by. It’s already March 2nd and past 4am and she’s still not clean-faced and in bed… What does it take!!!?

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March 1st, 18.19: wanted an early night in but is actually having an early start out! … And god created retirement!!

March 1st, 15.10: is looking for an afternoon coffee date in the Marais… If there are any volunteers out there – call me!

March 1st, 4.23am: is saying good night, good morning and food afternoon if I don't see you before!

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February 29th, 20.33 : is doing her nails, doing her hair, doing her makeup and about to party at 23.45 at Regine’s tonight for the special FASHION WEEK AFTER PARTY!

February 29th, 11.36: TONIGHT - Fashion Week After-Party at Régine!! RSVP + x on event WALL or you'll cry and cry many, many rivers!!! ;).

February 29th, 3.30am: still up, still not sleeping, still looking at her clock showing 3.30am & still just as frustrated.. Need to be a sexy blond tonight, not a tired zombie

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February 27th, 9.29: is already up and even dressed to go… Can you believe!? What won’t she do for human kind!!

February 27th, 1.30am: is up at half past 1am and can feel the sharp teeth come out.. So beware, or I'll bite!

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February 26th, 21.42: is back from the dead!!!! ... Rather from a daily coma...

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Account disabled for half a day… Like a trip into the twilight zone!

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February 25th, 23.57: likes the word "indolence." It makes her laziness seem classy!

February 25th, 11.15: is ashamed to say she is still in -bip- and is quite lazy to -bip- but it may be time…

February 25th, 1.23am: is asking; what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic & a dyslexic? ---- Someone who stays up all night wondering if there’s a Dog.

February 25th, 1.03am: is up, is vegetating, is contemplating, is craving pizza…

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February 24th, 22.11: managed to avoid massive shoe shopping today! It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes… That’s why you sometimes need really special shoes!

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February 23rd, 22.53: wants to go over there, break into his house, throw herself at him and make a complete fool of herself…

February 23rd, 0.21am: says; they say it’s better to be poor & happy than rich & miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich & just moody?

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February 22nd, 19.12: is a firm believer in good sofas, tea and DVD’s! That my friend, is one hell of a party night!

February 22nd, 11.26: will be Etienn’ing today with her event organisation bible. If anyone is bored, I have the parties!

February 22nd, 10.54: is having one of those “oh my poor head” mornings and thinks the world outside is making a bit too much noise

February 22nd, 3.48am: is back home after some Echelle and heading to bed! Amazing isn’t it!!? (The bed bit)

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February 21st, 0.25am: thinks easy reading is damn hard writing!

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February 20th, 21.12: thinks it’s a curious thought, but its only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them

February 20th, 12.33: thinks nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited.

February 20th, 9.06: has been up for more than 2 hours… May be normal but what’s the point in getting up early when you can get up late!

February 20th, 1.36am: can't breath at 1.36am… In bed without enough air…

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February 19th, 13.24: likes nonsense, it wakes up brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient to living!

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February 18th, 21.06: thinks these status updates are completely unimportant. That is why they are so interesting!

February 18th, 20.10: is sometimes wondering if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

February 18th, 12.32: is perplex… Is it not morning? Did I sleep too late? Should I have lunch instead of breakfast? Are you all at work since 9am?

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February 17th, 11.20: thinks men in their 30’s are like the NY Times Sunday crosswords puzzle; tricky, complicated and you’re never really sure you got the right answer

February 17th, 3.20: is home, fed, champagne’d, dance’d, feet-paine’d… Drunk?… Nahhh

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February 16th, 20.56: has come to the conclusion that drinking champagne doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean… against bats, tables, chairs and poles

February 16th, 12.58: is going out and it’s not yet 2pm. Crazy right!!? What can I say, Saturday does that to me!

February 16th, 1.36am: is back home, not tired, not quite awake, not quite sure actually…

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February 15th, 20.11: feels a woman wears her tears like jewellery

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February 14th, 18.37: feels that sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated…

February 14th, 12.59: is quoting… Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - The Main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away!

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February 13th, 23.16: is thinking that giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go… Am I?

February 13th, 14.37: is looking for a sign but… Is thinking that maybe the absence of signs is a sign…

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February 12th, 23.01: has reached the conclusion life isn’t some elaborate stage play with directions for the actors. Life is a mess… It’s chaos personified!

February 12th, 19.17: is thinking that perhaps we are never deceived, maybe we just deceive ourselves…

February 12th, 11.56: is asking you; can you imagine a world without men? No crime or distress and lots of happy fat women…

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February 11th, 23.26: wants so much to open your eyes cause I need you to look into mine…

February 11th, 2.05am: is back in Paris from a very nice weekend with a bag full of questions and not many answers in sight…

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February 8th, 18.14: is getting ready for Regine’s Blond night, a flight right after, a touristy German day and a birthday party before she can go to sleep again…

February 8th, 12.44: is thinking what hair colour would go best with her shoes today… Red or blond… Come admire tonight at REGINE!

February 8th, 9.37: was asleep by 9pm, woke up at 9am this morning. God bless the sleeping pill!! More then ready for tonight’s REGINE PARTY! Attend! Attend!

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February 7th, 20.34: is heading to bed with a precious sleeping pill. FOR FRIDAY’S REGINE PARTY, PLEASE RSVP+ x BY MAIL. NO NEED TO ASK FOR CONFIRMATION

February 7th, 8.14: went to bed at 2am, listened to music till 4am, read till 5.30am, watched TV till… Now. Sleep? None!

February 7th, 0.29: is quoting a wise man who said “Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep”… I guess am following the advice and living instead!

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February 6th, 1.18: is thinking that too many people keep telling her “The world waits for you”, so how about changing it to “sleep will come to you” for just a bit?

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February 5th, 23.08: is watching a Bollywood Hindi film with no subtitles and is actually quite concentrated… I think time has come to say; No, I am not ok!

February 5th, 11.09: is thinking faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase… Can someone please turn on the light so I can see?
February 5th, 2.01: thinks it may be time… really… it may just be!

February 5^th, 0.43am: is on the sofa wondering when she will end up in bed tonight… The mysteries of life

February 4th, 18.04: is thinking, therefore she is confused!

February 4th, 17.21: is at the Fumoir with her laptop, in a so-so mood but assures you that if ever you pass by, she’ll squeeze in a genuine smile

February 4th, 12.33: is loosing (some) faith in (part of) humanity
February 4th, 2.04am: is up so late again… Tomorrow there’ll be so much to do so I’ll just go drift in a dream with you…

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February 3^rd, 22.48: is amazed at how hard it can be to find a drink date on Sunday evening… Is no one out having a cocktail at this time on this specific day?

February 3^rd, 19.55: is seeing her life being postponed

February 3^rd, 11.43: is up getting ready for the last day before the new start… Deep isn’t it!?

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February 2^nd, 10.38: is realising she postponed so many things lately she has now 2 days to do them all in… Can someone indicate me the “buy time” shop? Are they on sale?

February 2^nd, 0.30: has reached the end of her last free Friday… 6 months of free Fridays, among the other 7 days of the week, may be time to get busy!

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February 1^st, 11.51: is thinking there’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes

February 1^st, 2.45am: thinks the downside is she made a complete fool of herself tonight. The bright side is though she managed to do a ponytail. Tiny one, but it holds!

February 1^st, 1.53am: was gone and now is back! Bring your good times and your laughter too. We gonna celebrate the party with you!

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January 31^st, 17.45: is advising, never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both!

January 31^st, 11.18: is already up and has been for the past 49 minutes… It’s not since 8am yet but hey, am working on it so give me some credit!!

January 31^st, 0.40: thinks many great ideas have been lost because the people who had them could not stand being laughed at. Laugh at me starting Monday 9am!!

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January 30^th, 22.35: is determined, is researching, is motivated and has decided to kick some ass and break some deals! Now she’s still resting though so come back later!

January 30^th, 0.38am: Think of the magic of a foot, comparatively small, upon your whole weight rests. It’s a miracle so, who needs to celebrate a new job when you can celebrate your feet…

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January 29^th, 19.11: is getting up at 8am starting on Monday, and the day after, and the day after… Need an explanation? J

January 29^th, 1.20am: is missing something she doesn’t even know…

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January 28^th, 16.28: is confused and has decided this… The world and I have come to an understanding, and that is, not to understand each other!

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January 27^th, 19.37: wants to disappear for just a bit! Just for a little while she’s not here! You think she is, but she’s not! No decision taking, questions answered, nothing! Gone!

January 27^th, 12.59: is opening an eye but the other won't follow… If she closes both however it goes well… There is not such thing as a problem. There are only solutions! Solution = sleep more!

January 27^th, 23.38: is back home more exhausted than she’s allowed to be because at the end of the day… there is no end of the day really and exhaustion is not in the contract!!

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January 26^th, 19.10: is all about sleeping, fashion, napping, dining and clubbing today… in that order!

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January 25^th, 22.11: is thinking that maybe in order to make an important decision, one has to stop thinking!!

January 25^th, 21.17: has a decision to make and can’t decide what to decide. A small person in a big wide world with a major decision!

January 25^th, 12.09: is trying to convince her self that maybe one day... Just that day... Maybe...

January 25^th, 2am: needs to sleep. Can't sleep. It's 2am. Got to try harder. Has an interview and needs to kick minimum ass. Needs to sleep!

January 25^th, 1.37am: is back home after a long day out and thought would just stop by to bid you good night… Good night… Hopefully I’ll get some (sleep!!!!)

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January 24^th, 11.12: is thinking over today’s To Do & To See list… If I tell you, you will only get jealous so… I won’t!

January 24^th, 1.09: is still up when she should really be out slowly killing brain cells with fabulous champagne, or in bed lights off walking on a creamy Nutella road

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January 23^rd, 19.20: is sad. Been hearing all day Heath Ledger died and only now realised Heath Ledger is actually Heath Ledger and not the 90 year old actor she thought he was since this morning…

January 23^rd, 11.06: thinks the one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life… My new purpose is to get thin, would that work?

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January 22^nd, 23.00: Breathing is the greatest pleasure in life they say… Today mine has been a bit handicapped. Hopefully sleep will solve that and so starting… Now!

January 22^nd, 20.14: believes that home is not where you live but where they understand you. Do you understand me?

January 22^nd, 9.24: is up since 8.30. Yes, 8.30… I know, early but hey, got to start at some point right!?… Don’t worry… tomorrow will catch up! (*evil grin*)

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January 21^st, 23.47: is horrified … Am out of ‘Prison Break’! What’s after Bang & Burn??… Patience… What is patience!?…

January 21^st, 19.48: is back home, shoes off, sweat pants on, salad & soja steak eaten and Prison Break S3 breaking!

January 21^st, 11.08: is up from another tormented night where she assumed someone got killed outside her house and the neighbours kids got crazy very… very early in the morning!

January 21^st, 2am: is in bed slightly terrified & pissed because either a killer in the street or the gangster on TV woke her up with weird screams & human chopping up...

January 21^st, 0.01: is back home after a perfect Sunday… if only she could have started it 7 hours earlier, but Sundays are made for sleeping late, right!?… Right!!

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January 20^th, 13.00: has finally decided to put both feet on the ground and her head off the pillow!! Small step for human kind, a huge step for Sandra Hayon on this Sunday…

January 20^th, 3.18am: is trying very hard to press stop and go to bed, but Scofield is making it so damn hard!!

January 20^th, 2.16am: is sad because they killed Sarah and put her head in a box… Need episode 5! Need episode 5!!

January 20^th, 1.36am: is a Prison Break, Season 3, episodes 1-4 so far addict… Take it away from me!!…Please!!… I’ll pay!!

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January 19^th, 23.39: should she stay or should she go. If she goes there will be trouble and if she stays there will be double. So come on and let her know… Should she stay or should she go!!?

January 19^th, 20.53: is thinking that life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboat

January 19^th, 2.09am: is thinking that while compiling her status updates (http://sandrahayon-facebook.blogspot.com/) time flies by so high up in the sky…

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January 18^th, 12.50: is making no comment about her wake up time… Brunch time, 2 interviews coming right up with sauce on the side!

January 18^th, 3.05am: is back home after a fabulous night out with fabulous people! … Craving pizza!! Whoever can get her a good old-fashioned pepperoni pizza at 3am is her hero!!

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January 17^th, 16.21: is torn between staying home and going out to get some milk… Rainless warm flat or milkless cereal tomorrow morning?

January 17^th, 12.58: is thinking that if… and only if… but really, just if… She will tell you what she’s thinking of!

January 17^th, 10.35: is up way too early and can’t decide if to move her big butt (yes, it’s huge!) or put it back to bed for maybe a little hour…Maybe should think over it in bed for ½ an hour or so…

January 17^th, 2am: is in bed after a fabulous evening, hoping to have a fabulous night filled with lots of fabulous sleep so she can look fabulously good tomorrow ... It's 2am... Will she be sleeping by 2.10?

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January 16^th, 13.12: is up and ready to bite the day in the ass!! (the fresh-fruit-morning-salad effect)

January 16^th, 1.54: is up too late again and wonders if there is a “Fall asleep in 2 min” program like there is for “Make a million in a day”!?

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January 15^th, 19.19: is stubborn and doesn’t want to hear a man’s opinion, she just wants to hear her own opinion in a deeper voice!

January 15^th, 11.33: is uninspired and wishes she could see an angel in the marble and carve it until she sets him free

January 15^th, 1.34: is done with ¼ of her ironing (yes, there’s a lot) and movie. Maybe will start on sleeping book tomorrow and let nature do it’s thing tonight… Hopefully!

January 15^th, 0.32: is ironing and watching Bee Movie… past midnight… And only started… on both… Ridiculous! Bought a book on “Bien Dormir Enfin”, sure this is not in the program!

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January 14^th, 17.32: has nothing special to say… just thought it had to be pointed out!

January 14^th, 2am: is in bed wondering what shirt & shoes to wear to tomorrow's interviews... No wonder she's still far from sleep with these stupid questions in mind

January 14^th, 1.50am: is realising that in bed before 0.30 does not necessarily mean asleep by 0.30… Why is that!!?

January 14^th, 0.17: is happy to announce she is going to bed!! And it's not yet 0.30!! Sandra is making the insomniac society proud!!

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January 13^th, 18.55: is spending the afternoon… since she can’t take it with her back home.

January 13^th, 16.55: is Etienne Marcel’ing again as Sunday tradition wants it. Anyone around, welcome to pop by

January 13^th, 14.30: is freshly up and out of bed… Yes, it’s past 2pm, so what!! If its God’s resting day may as well be mine too!!

January 13^th, 1.58: is thinking it’s a lonesome road we shall walk…

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January 12^th, 19.14: is home. Now the real question is, to stay in or to play Russian?

January 12^th, 12.19: wants to start her day but can’t decide what to start with so maybe should start by thinking that one out

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Janaury 11^th, 20.25: someone once asked me “if we have a baby male, can he apply to Jewishness?”

January 11^th, 12.48: is having a hard time realising that… accepting that… dealing with… But sometimes, for some reasons one must do things that one may not always like

January 11^th, 2.48am: is home after a great night out listening to a great man conduct a fabulous orchestra, nice dinner, nice drinks, good company… I should be in bed, right?

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January 10^th, 1.10: is asking you… Who needs a man when the sales are on!!!?? (Cynicism is allowed past 1am) Shoes shoes everywhere and not a drop to spare!!

January 10^th, 0.54: is fine with it! He didn’t call, so what!? Had a great dinner with a friend, a fabulous after dinner drinks with friends, found a fan, so, who needs him anyway?

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January 9^th, 16.34: * NEW EVENT * (Facebook Group Restrictions) Please check => http://www.fac ebook.com/grou p.php?gid=3377 915541 for PARIS EVENT updates!

January 9^th, 12.55: is wondering what shop less part of town to go to for lunch! Avoid temptation!! Too many shoes no more space!!

January 9^th, 9.42: is going to pre-admire the master at work, then lunch, then try to avoid all sale shoe shops then… cry cause her dinner date stood her up!!

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January 8^th, 20.48: is up from a few hours nap, just in time to go back to bed! Hopefully tonight will sleep & spare the world another day of disastrous behavior!

January 8^th, 8.40: is giving up. When you can't sleep, you can't sleep! Am in no mood today!.. Brave people, come forth, you others, for your own sake, keep away!!

January 8^th, 5am: January 8^th, sometime in the middle of the night : wants to sleep! Not who millions, nor find the man of her dreams, that perfect pair of shoes, but sleep! Simply sleep! Is that too much to ask !?

January 8^th, sometime later in the middle of the night: wants to sleep! Not who millions, nor find the man of her dreams, that perfect pair of shoes, but sleep! Simply sleep! Is that too much to ask !?

January 8^th, sometime in the middle of the night: wants to sleep! Not who millions, nor find the man of her dreams, nor the dog of her dreams, but sleep! Simply sleep! What’s the trick !?

January 8^th, 0.37: is something weird...

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January 7^th, 11.15: is going crazy. Sometime not working & getting up late in the morning can be annoying.. Especially when woken up by loud workers digging holes next to your head

January 7^th, 0.07: is home after hours and hours of cafe'ing with friends & laptop. Realising not much was done today but day was great! One of those Sundays

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January 6^th, 21.13: is still Etienne Marcel’ing since 3pm. Why leave when people read this and come by? Sten, Marc, Marty… who next? Doors are open wide!

January 6^th, 19.29: is Etienne Marcel’ing since 3pm. Still same problem, it’s soon 8pm & still too lazy to leave. Anyone by here by any chance with great(er) motivational skills?

January 6^th, 18.15: is Etienne Marcel’ing since 3pm. Problem though, it’s soon 7pm and am too lazy to leave... Anyone driving by here by any chance with great motivational skills?

January 6^th, 15.07: is on to step 2 on this grey Sunday... leave the house to have some lunch... at 3pm... That is quite a move don't you agree?

January 6^th, 13.43: is up on the sofa… first step bed => sofa… Next step may come in a few… ten’s of minutes

January 6^th, 13.23: is realizing how everyone is up and active while she just barely opened an eye and still under the duvet.. And it's past 1pm… Feels good though :)

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January 5^th, 10.40: is thinking that if one is too lazy to get out of bed then why get out of bed.. Yet why stay in bed if one wants to get up.. Life can b so complicated sometimes

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January 4^th, 21.04: is having this on one hand, that on the other hand. That’s why she’s wrings her hands

January 4^th, 9.41: is thinking that once upon a time there was a fabulous modern day princess trapped in a tower… a ground floor tower

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January 3^rd, 19.15: is thinking that once upon a time there was an ugly frog… actually 2 of them

January 3^rd, 13.20: is thinking that once upon a time.........

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January 2^nd, 22.27: is asking herself why the hell is she singing out loud 'I wish you a Merry Xmas & a Happy New Year' all year long… except during the holiday season (!!?)

January 2^nd, 11.57: is wondering why it is that silly existential questions come to mind at all hour of the day really, more so on new year times maybe...

January 2^nd, 2.54am: is still up & wondering why it is that silly existential questions always come to mind past certain hours at night, even more so on NY times... Craving pizza!

January 2^nd, 1.41am: is wondering... If I build it will it come?

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January 1^st, 23.37: is feeling something but can't really decide what it is... So many feelings to choose from!! Maybe I'll do it like a menu. One day, one feeling!

January 1^st, 12.16: Like a kid making a wish & closing his eyes real hard hoping to make it come true... Doing the same with my NY resolutions... So, where's my prince, job & fame?s my prince, job & fame?

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December 30^th, 20.12: New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

December 30^th, 15: thinks New Year's Day is and should be every man's birthday, so happy birthday to me! Presents shipped home please!!

December 30^th, 13.51: is thinking that many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. I’ll try to carry on with mine in a slightly better way

December 30^th, 12.22: Is up… however not quite sure of the next step

December 30^th, 11.50: Is contemplating the ceiling from bed. So far the plan is to get up…

December 30^th, 2.07am: has been, despite all, unhappy today... Still up, unable to sleep and go to the next...

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December 29th, 20.08: Sandra is not here! You may think she is, you can even see her profile info being updated, but she’s not really here!

December 29th, 13.40: Sandra is going out to buy a NYE mask… and hide behind it for a little while… the time that it takes

December 29th, 13.23: Sandra is up, not very motivated, still thinking sometimes a girl should know better and just stay away!! Feeling like a scratched record!

December 29th, 4am: Sandra is home, thinking sometimes a girl should know better, prepare for the worst and just stay away!!

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December 28th, 22.43: Sandra is still somewhat a farmer... or a farmer's assistant! Sometimes the magic just doesn't work!! Out to kill the Party Animals at Maxim's!!!

December 28th, 19.30: Sandra is at home looking like a lazy farmer... In less then 4 hours this will miraculously change into jeans (what else!?) an I'm-almost-naked top & a party face!

December 28th, 9am: Sandra is not in Miami, Barcelona, the Alps or Tokyo, but may go to the BHV later on.